Top Ten Funniest Things to Say During a Date

The Top Ten

1 'Do they serve dung beetles here?'

2 'Was a roach pretty?'

3 'Marry me or I will fart on you'

4 'I'm hangary'

5 'You smell like a rose shaped of a butt'

6 'Here is my underpants if you please'

7 'Can we marry now?'

8 'I will call you fishlips dear'

9 'You are an angel but I am allergic to feathers'

Haha this was funny!

10 'May I borrow your bra?

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