Funniest Things to Say at a Fancy Restaurant
The Top Ten
1 Look, an invisible banana!
A way to get people to look at you for sure
2 I like trains
*train crashes through restaurant*
3 Dog backwards is god. Gabe the Dog is our lord!
4 The noodles are too hard, the mashed potatoes are too sweet, the ambiance in here sucks, there's a hair in my food and my nipples are hard...three stars...
5 I'm flushing my burger down the toilet!
6 I think I peed a bit
7 FINISH HIM!!!!
8 My favorite color of the alphabet is grape
9 WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE GREEN MILE!?! MY FAVORITE CHARACTER WAS THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!
Okay, that's not funny
10 Do you like numbers? I do.
The Contenders
11 Oh my God, there's horse meat in my cow!
Honestly, I can't stop laughing! So random and funny!
Who put this on my list? They're a genius.
12 I didn't wipe this morning!
13 Look, a rat!
14 He's got a gun!
15 Be nice, I’m putting my pants on!!
16 OH GOSHY GOODNESS GRACIOUS! THERE’S A HAIR IN MY FOOD!!!...oh wait, I think it’s mine. No cause for alarm!
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