Funniest Things to Say In a Horror Movie

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1 I'm sexy and I know it

This is a horror movie. Not porn. - nintendofan126

Wow very awkward too. - JaysTop10List

This is not funny. -_- - TheMainReason

2 Madonna could kick your butt in about 2 seconds

3 Is it time to dance now?

4 Order me some Chinese food first

5 Before you kill me, be aware that I don't want blood on me because it affects my looks

Don't worry. I won't ruin you r looks. - nintendofan126

6 Because I'm happy!

And now the song is stuck in my head. Great. - Minecraftcrazy530

That could ease the fear of other watchers - Animefan12

7 I want Squidward from Spongebob SquarePants to rub his tentacles across my...

Can you guess what episode SpongeBob says this in? - JaysTop10List

8 Can I go to the bathroom?

Lol I laugh every time I hear this. - TheMainReason

NO.

9 I love chickens!

Killer: AND I LOVE YOU! In food form of course.

10 Oh my god they killed Kenny!

11 I'm really turned on by my fright. Could you possibly...

12 You ate Jim!

MO! NOT JIM! Wait? Who's Jim? - nintendofan126

13 This movie confuses me...

Sounds like something deadpool would say.

This must be number 1
Ha ha, laugh out loud! - Animefan12

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