Top Ten Funniest Things to Say When You Fall on the Floor

The Top Ten Funniest Things to Say When You Fall on the Floor

1 Finland!

This one is confusing. Where are the explanations when you need one? - cosmo

Oh, Finland, why does your land have to be so trippy? Why couldn't you just have flat land that nobody would trip over? - PositronWildhawk

I did a Girl Scout thing where you pick a country and do research about it and I picked Finland maybe or maybe not because of the name. - funnyuser

Man, I'm Finnish and this was not the thing I expected to see immediately after the page downloaded. Gives me anxiety to be honest

2 Stupid banana!

Yep, I'm pretty sure that banana owned you since you slipped on it. - Doge4lifeGaming

LOL! More like "Stupid banana! You made me look bad! "

3 Hi, little ant!

I came down to meet you! How have you been doing recently? I haven't seen you in a while! I have seen all your brothers though! - RaineSage

Little Ant: Hi, big weirdo! - Doge4lifeGaming

4 When your legs don't work like they used to before

I used this in a school skit and the crowd was laughing there heads off

Ha so funny but I think this ties with "I've fallen and I can't get up! " - mpgami

Since you said that, your legs will never work! - Doge4lifeGaming

This is pretty random. - nintendofan126

5 Ouch...

This is the most common one and the the first word to come out of your mouth when you fall. - cosmo

Yep, that's what you get for messing with the floor! - Doge4lifeGaming

6 I'm OK

My best friend, Ellie at awards for the end of the school year, when she got called to get an award she fell down! I laughed at her, but sadly, she got right back up and only a little bit of people saw her. - funnyuser

Uh, I don't think you are. - Doge4lifeGaming


7 The floor is...cold

Deal with it. - Doge4lifeGaming

8 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Good, because I don't care, and I never will! - Doge4lifeGaming

Haha like the life alert commercials

And let's hope you never will. - Doge4lifeGaming

Lol, do u need life alert?

9 Look at the stars!

Look at the stars while I'm trying to dig into the floor! - Kiteretsunu

Outside, of course! - Doge4lifeGaming

10 Get up, come on get down with the sickness!

You aren't sick, dude. - Doge4lifeGaming


The Contenders

11 Gravity check... It's working!
12 Son of a bitch

I hope the floor gets away because this person is mad! - Doge4lifeGaming

13 Help! I'm drowning in the floor!

Lifeguard! What are you doing at a pool!?!?! Is it your break or something?!?! Get over there to that floor, slacker!

Lifeguard, can you help this idiot, even if it's not a pool? - Doge4lifeGaming

14 Oh no! I fell down!

Because stating the obvious is what makes the world go in a circular motion like a circle.

15 I had so much to live for

I'm sorry my friends, I had so much. It was all taken away by this cruel floor. AVENGE ME - AnonymousChick

That's a small thing... - Doge4lifeGaming

I said that before

16 This is worse than a pie in the face!

You are worse than getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson. - Doge4lifeGaming

Ha! I did say this when I slipped and fell on my back. - Mumbizz01

17 I'm just hugging the floor... Don't mind me
18 What does the floor have against me?!
19 Damn it

Lol! This is from some commercial (I forgot the name of the commercial) - nintendofan126

Damn it is what my mom would say if she falls on the floor - koopatroopaandgoomba4ever

This is just a reflex for me. - Entranced98

This is pretty common. - nintendofan126

20 Allahu akbar!

Just praying ya know

21 Frick!
22 Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory!
23 Another happy landing
24 It's been a long time since I last possessed a human

Haha Gravity Falls. It's pretty funny. I'll say this next time

25 Avenge me!
26 I meant to do that

I seriously use this ALL the time!

Well, good. - Doge4lifeGaming

27 Down goes Frazier
28 Oh my God

RUN! HE IS MAD! - Doge4lifeGaming

29 This is how John fell the other day.....

Friend: who is John?
Me : the guy who fell the other day...

30 I think I broke a butt cheek
31 Burma!

That's random as well. - Doge4lifeGaming

No, mynamar!

32 Worldstar
33 Sparta!

Just imagine falling yelling "THIS IS SPARTA! - Jonerman

You mad? - Doge4lifeGaming

34 Too many legs on this body...
35 Worst eyes
36 Was that an obstacle?

Amazing just pure gold.

37 Let the bodies hit the floor!
38 Hi friend!

Hope you got the deadmau5 reference. - PositronWildhawk

I ain't your friend. - Doge4lifeGaming

39 Lord have mercy
40 Look! The moon has 8 stars!
41 Aghhhh!

I am surprised nobody put something like this yet. This is actually rather common. - RaineSage

42 Oh for the love of Herobrine!

Actually, I believe that would be "for the love of Notch! ", but great either way. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

43 What the heck is this la la land?
44 The floor is so cold like... Donald Trump


45 Quick! Gimme whipped cream!
46 Floor after floor
47 Jump on her
48 Dumb floor


49 Hey I couldn’t find the toilet paper. Is it ok if I use the floor to wipe my butt?

..noe. right Everyone

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