Top Ten Funniest Things to Say When You Fall on the Floor

The Top Ten
1 Finland!

I did a Girl Scout thing where you pick a country and do research about it and I picked Finland maybe or maybe not because of the name.

I actually laughed so hard at this one! For some reason I could imagine this happening. Also, it reminds me a little of that Sparta meme as well.

Oh, Finland, why does your land have to be so trippy? Why couldn't you just have flat land that nobody would trip over?

Man, I'm Finnish and this was not the thing I expected to see immediately after the page downloaded. Gives me anxiety to be honest

2 Stupid banana!

Yep, I'm pretty sure that banana owned you since you slipped on it.

3 Hi, little ant!

I came down to meet you! How have you been doing recently? I haven't seen you in a while! I have seen all your brothers though!

Little Ant: Hi, big weirdo!

4 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Good, because I don't care, and I never will!

And let's hope you never will.

5 When your legs don't work like they used to before

Since you said that, your legs will never work!

Ha so funny but I think this ties with "I've fallen and I can't get up! "

Ed Sheeran! xDDD
Okay, I'll try to say this every time I fall on the floor from now on.

This is pretty random.

6 The floor is...cold

There wasn't any "slippery when wet" signs on the floor.

7 Ouch...

This is the most common one and the the first word to come out of your mouth when you fall.

Yep, that's what you get for messing with the floor!

8 I'm OK

My best friend, Ellie at awards for the end of the school year, when she got called to get an award she fell down! I laughed at her, but sadly, she got right back up and only a little bit of people saw her.

Uh, I don't think you are.

9 Look at the stars!

Look at the stars while I'm trying to dig into the floor!

Outside, of course!

10 Gravity check... It's working!
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11 Get up, come on get down with the sickness!

You aren't sick, dude.

12 I had so much to live for

I'm sorry my friends, I had so much. It was all taken away by this cruel floor. AVENGE ME

That's a small thing...

I said that before

13 Son of a bitch

I hope the floor gets away because this person is mad!

That is not okay

14 This is worse than a pie in the face!

You are worse than getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson.

Ha! I did say this when I slipped and fell on my back.

15 Oh no! I fell down!

Because stating the obvious is what makes the world go in a circular motion like a circle.

16 Help! I'm drowning in the floor!

Lifeguard! What are you doing at a pool!?!?! Is it your break or something?!?! Get over there to that floor, slacker!

17 Allahu akbar!

Just praying ya know

18 Damn it

This is just a reflex for me.

This is pretty common.

My natural reaction

You one unlucky pal..

19 I'm just hugging the floor... Don't mind me
20 What does the floor have against me?!
21 Frick!
22 Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory!
23 Another happy landing
24 It's been a long time since I last possessed a human
25 Let the bodies hit the floor!
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