Top Ten Funniest Things to Say When You Fall on the Floor

This one is confusing. Where are the explanations when you need one?

Oh, Finland, why does your land have to be so trippy? Why couldn't you just have flat land that nobody would trip over?

I did a Girl Scout thing where you pick a country and do research about it and I picked Finland maybe or maybe not because of the name.

Man, I'm Finnish and this was not the thing I expected to see immediately after the page downloaded. Gives me anxiety to be honest

Yep, I'm pretty sure that banana owned you since you slipped on it.

LOL! More like "Stupid banana! You made me look bad! "

I came down to meet you! How have you been doing recently? I haven't seen you in a while! I have seen all your brothers though!

Little Ant: Hi, big weirdo!

I used this in a school skit and the crowd was laughing there heads off

Ha so funny but I think this ties with "I've fallen and I can't get up! "

Since you said that, your legs will never work!

This is pretty random.

This is the most common one and the the first word to come out of your mouth when you fall.

Yep, that's what you get for messing with the floor!

My best friend, Ellie at awards for the end of the school year, when she got called to get an award she fell down! I laughed at her, but sadly, she got right back up and only a little bit of people saw her.

Uh, I don't think you are.

Calm down everybody, I'M OKAY. EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE. JUST REMAIN CALM!

Deal with it.

Good, because I don't care, and I never will!

Haha like the life alert commercials

And let's hope you never will.

Lol, do u need life alert?

Look at the stars while I'm trying to dig into the floor!

Outside, of course!

I hope the floor gets away because this person is mad!

Lifeguard! What are you doing at a pool!?!?! Is it your break or something?!?! Get over there to that floor, slacker!

Lifeguard, can you help this idiot, even if it's not a pool?

Because stating the obvious is what makes the world go in a circular motion like a circle.

I'm sorry my friends, I had so much. It was all taken away by this cruel floor. AVENGE ME

That's a small thing...

I said that before

You are worse than getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson.

Ha! I did say this when I slipped and fell on my back.

Lol! This is from some commercial (I forgot the name of the commercial)

Damn it is what my mom would say if she falls on the floor

This is just a reflex for me.

This is pretty common.

Just praying ya know

Haha Gravity Falls. It's pretty funny. I'll say this next time