Top Ten Funniest Things to Say When You Fall On the Floor


The Top Ten


This one is confusing. Where are the explanations when you need one? - cosmo

Oh, Finland, why does your land have to be so trippy? Why couldn't you just have flat land that nobody would trip over? - PositronWildhawk

I did a Girl Scout thing where you pick a country and do research about it and I picked Finland maybe or maybe not because of the name. - funnyuser

Man, I'm Finnish and this was not the thing I expected to see immediately after the page downloaded. Gives me anxiety to be honest

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2 Stupid Banana!

Yep, I'm pretty sure that banana owned you since you slipped on it. - Doge4lifeGaming

LOL! More like "Stupid banana! You made me look bad! "

3 Ouch...

This is the most common one and the the first word to come out of your mouth when you fall. - cosmo

Yep, that's what you get for messing with the floor! - Doge4lifeGaming

4 Hi, Little Ant!

I came down to meet you! How have you been doing recently? I haven't seen you in a while! I have seen all your brothers though! - RaineSage

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5 I'm O.K.

My best friend, Ellie at awards for the end of the school year, when she got called to get an award she fell down! I laughed at her, but sadly, she got right back up and only a little bit of people saw her. - funnyuser

Uh, I don't think you are. - Doge4lifeGaming


6 Look At The Stars!

Look at the stars while I'm trying to dig into the floor! - Kiteretsunu

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7 The Floor Is...Cold

Deal with it. - Doge4lifeGaming

8 When your legs don't work like they used to before

I used this in a school skit and the crowd was laughing there heads off

Ha so funny but I think this ties with "I've fallen and I can't get up! " - mpgami

Since you said that, your legs will never work! - Doge4lifeGaming

Ed Sheeran! xDDD
Okay, I'll try to say this every time I fall on the floor from now on. - TheFourthWorld

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9 This Is Worse Than A Pie In The Face!

At least it's better than a brick in the face - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

You are worse than getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson. - Doge4lifeGaming

Ha! I did say this when I slipped and fell on my back. - Mumbizz01

10 Get Up, Come On Get Down with the Sickness!

You aren't sick, dude. - Doge4lifeGaming


The Contenders

11 I had so much to live for

I'm sorry my friends, I had so much. It was all taken away by this cruel floor. AVENGE ME - AnonymousChick

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12 Damn it

Lol! This is from some commercial (I forgot the name of the commercial) - nintendofan126

Damn it is what my mom would say if she falls on the floor - koopatroopaandgoomba4ever

This is just a reflex for me. - Entranced98

You one unlucky pal.. - Doge4lifeGaming

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13 Son of a bitch

I hope the floor gets away because this person is mad! - Doge4lifeGaming

14 Allahu Akbar!

Just praying ya know

15 Help! I'm drowning in the floor!

Lifeguard! What are you doing at a pool!?!?! Is it your break or something?!?! Get over there to that floor, slacker!

Lifeguard, can you help this idiot, even if it's not a pool? - Doge4lifeGaming

16 Gravity check... It's working!
17 I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up

And let's hope you never will. - Doge4lifeGaming

18 I meant to do that

I seriously use this ALL the time!

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19 I'm Just Hugging the Floor... Don't Mind Me
20 Burma!

That's random as well. - Doge4lifeGaming

No, mynamar!

21 Oh My God

RUN! HE IS MAD! - Doge4lifeGaming

22 Worldstar
23 It's been a long time since I last possessed a human
24 Heil Hitler
25 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Good, because I don't care, and I never will! - Doge4lifeGaming

Haha like the life alert commercials

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26 Hi Friend!

Hope you got the deadmau5 reference. - PositronWildhawk

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27 Lord Have Mercy
28 Look! The Moon Has 8 Stars!
29 Aghhhh!

I am surprised nobody put something like this yet. This is actually rather common. - RaineSage

30 Frick!
31 Oh no! I fell down!

Because stating the obvious is what makes the world go in a circular motion like a circle.

32 What does the floor have against me?!
33 Oh for the love of herobrine!!!!

Actually, I believe that would be "for the love of Notch! ", but great either way. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

34 What the heck is this la la land?
35 The floor is so cold like... Donald Trump


36 Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory!
37 Luan Loud is the holy savior of life!
38 Avenge me!
39 Quick! Gimme whipped cream!
40 Sparta!

Just imagine falling yelling "THIS IS SPARTA! - Jonerman

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41 Floor after floor
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