Top Ten Funniest Things to Say When You Fall on the Floor
The Top Ten
This one is confusing. Where are the explanations when you need one? - cosmo
Oh, Finland, why does your land have to be so trippy? Why couldn't you just have flat land that nobody would trip over? - PositronWildhawk
I did a Girl Scout thing where you pick a country and do research about it and I picked Finland maybe or maybe not because of the name. - funnyuser
Man, I'm Finnish and this was not the thing I expected to see immediately after the page downloaded. Gives me anxiety to be honest
Yep, I'm pretty sure that banana owned you since you slipped on it. - Doge4lifeGaming
LOL! More like "Stupid banana! You made me look bad! "
I came down to meet you! How have you been doing recently? I haven't seen you in a while! I have seen all your brothers though! - RaineSage
Little Ant: Hi, big weirdo! - Doge4lifeGaming
I used this in a school skit and the crowd was laughing there heads off
Ha so funny but I think this ties with "I've fallen and I can't get up! " - mpgami
Since you said that, your legs will never work! - Doge4lifeGaming
This is pretty random. - nintendofan126
This is the most common one and the the first word to come out of your mouth when you fall. - cosmo
Yep, that's what you get for messing with the floor! - Doge4lifeGaming
My best friend, Ellie at awards for the end of the school year, when she got called to get an award she fell down! I laughed at her, but sadly, she got right back up and only a little bit of people saw her. - funnyuser
Uh, I don't think you are. - Doge4lifeGaming
Calm down everybody, I'M OKAY. EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE. JUST REMAIN CALM! - MontyPython
Deal with it. - Doge4lifeGaming
Good, because I don't care, and I never will! - Doge4lifeGaming
Haha like the life alert commercials
And let's hope you never will. - Doge4lifeGaming
Lol, do u need life alert?
Look at the stars while I'm trying to dig into the floor! - Kiteretsunu
Outside, of course! - Doge4lifeGaming
You aren't sick, dude. - Doge4lifeGaming
I hope the floor gets away because this person is mad! - Doge4lifeGaming
Lifeguard! What are you doing at a pool!?!?! Is it your break or something?!?! Get over there to that floor, slacker!
Lifeguard, can you help this idiot, even if it's not a pool? - Doge4lifeGaming
Because stating the obvious is what makes the world go in a circular motion like a circle.
I'm sorry my friends, I had so much. It was all taken away by this cruel floor. AVENGE ME - AnonymousChick
That's a small thing... - Doge4lifeGaming
I said that before
You are worse than getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson. - Doge4lifeGaming
Ha! I did say this when I slipped and fell on my back. - Mumbizz01
Lol! This is from some commercial (I forgot the name of the commercial) - nintendofan126
Damn it is what my mom would say if she falls on the floor - koopatroopaandgoomba4ever
This is just a reflex for me. - Entranced98
This is pretty common. - nintendofan126
Just praying ya know
Haha Gravity Falls. It's pretty funny. I'll say this next time
I seriously use this ALL the time!
Well, good. - Doge4lifeGaming
RUN! HE IS MAD! - Doge4lifeGaming
Friend: who is John?
Me : the guy who fell the other day...
That's random as well. - Doge4lifeGaming
Just imagine falling yelling "THIS IS SPARTA! - Jonerman
You mad? - Doge4lifeGaming
Amazing just pure gold.
Hope you got the deadmau5 reference. - PositronWildhawk
I ain't your friend. - Doge4lifeGaming
I am surprised nobody put something like this yet. This is actually rather common. - RaineSage
Actually, I believe that would be "for the love of Notch! ", but great either way. - Emberflight_of_StormClan