Top Ten Funniest Things to Say When You Fall On the Floor

This one is confusing. Where are the explanations when you need one? - cosmo

Oh, Finland, why does your land have to be so trippy? Why couldn't you just have flat land that nobody would trip over? - PositronWildhawk

I did a Girl Scout thing where you pick a country and do research about it and I picked Finland maybe or maybe not because of the name. - funnyuser

Man, I'm Finnish and this was not the thing I expected to see immediately after the page downloaded. Gives me anxiety to be honest

Yep, I'm pretty sure that banana owned you since you slipped on it. - Doge4lifeGaming

LOL! More like "Stupid banana! You made me look bad! "

I came down to meet you! How have you been doing recently? I haven't seen you in a while! I have seen all your brothers though! - RaineSage

Little Ant: Hi, big weirdo! - Doge4lifeGaming

This is the most common one and the the first word to come out of your mouth when you fall. - cosmo

Yep, that's what you get for messing with the floor! - Doge4lifeGaming

My best friend, Ellie at awards for the end of the school year, when she got called to get an award she fell down! I laughed at her, but sadly, she got right back up and only a little bit of people saw her. - funnyuser

Uh, I don't think you are. - Doge4lifeGaming

Calm down everybody, I'M OKAY. EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE. JUST REMAIN CALM! - MontyPython

Look at the stars while I'm trying to dig into the floor! - Kiteretsunu

Outside, of course! - Doge4lifeGaming

Deal with it. - Doge4lifeGaming

I used this in a school skit and the crowd was laughing there heads off

Ha so funny but I think this ties with "I've fallen and I can't get up! " - mpgami

Since you said that, your legs will never work! - Doge4lifeGaming

Ed Sheeran! xDDD
Okay, I'll try to say this every time I fall on the floor from now on. - TheFourthWorld

You are worse than getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson. - Doge4lifeGaming

Ha! I did say this when I slipped and fell on my back. - Mumbizz01

I'm sorry my friends, I had so much. It was all taken away by this cruel floor. AVENGE ME - AnonymousChick

That's a small thing... - Doge4lifeGaming

I said that before

Lol! This is from some commercial (I forgot the name of the commercial) - nintendofan126

Damn it is what my mom would say if she falls on the floor - koopatroopaandgoomba4ever

This is just a reflex for me. - Entranced98

You one unlucky pal.. - Doge4lifeGaming

Just praying ya know

I hope the floor gets away because this person is mad! - Doge4lifeGaming

Lifeguard! What are you doing at a pool!?!?! Is it your break or something?!?! Get over there to that floor, slacker!

Lifeguard, can you help this idiot, even if it's not a pool? - Doge4lifeGaming

And let's hope you never will. - Doge4lifeGaming

I seriously use this ALL the time!

Well, good. - Doge4lifeGaming

That's random as well. - Doge4lifeGaming

No, mynamar!

RUN! HE IS MAD! - Doge4lifeGaming

Good, because I don't care, and I never will! - Doge4lifeGaming

Haha like the life alert commercials

Lol, do u need life alert?

Hope you got the deadmau5 reference. - PositronWildhawk

I ain't your friend. - Doge4lifeGaming

I am surprised nobody put something like this yet. This is actually rather common. - RaineSage

Because stating the obvious is what makes the world go in a circular motion like a circle.

Actually, I believe that would be "for the love of Notch! ", but great either way. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Yup

Just imagine falling yelling "THIS IS SPARTA! - Jonerman

You mad? - Doge4lifeGaming