Top Ten Funniest Things to Say When You Fall On the Floor


The Top Ten


This one is confusing. Where are the explanations when you need one? - cosmo

Oh, Finland, why does your land have to be so trippy? Why couldn't you just have flat land that nobody would trip over? - PositronWildhawk

I did a Girl Scout thing where you pick a country and do research about it and I picked Finland maybe or maybe not because of the name. - funnyuser

Man, I'm Finnish and this was not the thing I expected to see immediately after the page downloaded. Gives me anxiety to be honest

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2 Stupid Banana!

Yep, I'm pretty sure that banana owned you since you slipped on it. - Doge4lifeGaming

LOL! More like "Stupid banana! You made me look bad! "

3 Hi, Little Ant!

I came down to meet you! How have you been doing recently? I haven't seen you in a while! I have seen all your brothers though! - RaineSage

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4 Ouch...

This is the most common one and the the first word to come out of your mouth when you fall. - cosmo

Yep, that's what you get for messing with the floor! - Doge4lifeGaming

5 I'm O.K.

My best friend, Ellie at awards for the end of the school year, when she got called to get an award she fell down! I laughed at her, but sadly, she got right back up and only a little bit of people saw her. - funnyuser


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6 Look At The Stars!

Look at the stars while I'm trying to dig into the floor! - Kiteretsunu

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7 The Floor Is...Cold V 1 Comment
8 When your legs don't work like they used to before

Kinda reminds me of the song. The song is Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran. - Catacorn

Ha so funny but I think this ties with "I've fallen and I can't get up! " - mpgami

Since you said that, your legs will never work! - Doge4lifeGaming

Haha references - Tigsuarez7

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9 This Is Worse Than A Pie In The Face!

At least it's better than a brick in the face - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

You are worse than getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson. - Doge4lifeGaming

Ha! I did say this when I slipped and fell on my back. - Mumbizz01

10 Get Up, Come On Get Down with the Sickness! V 1 Comment

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11 I had so much to live for

I'm sorry my friends, I had so much. It was all taken away by this cruel floor. AVENGE ME - AnonymousChick

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12 Son of a bitch

I hope the floor gets away because this person is mad! - Doge4lifeGaming

13 Damn it

Lol! This is from some commercial (I forgot the name of the commercial) - nintendofan126

This is what my dad says when he falls on the floor. - Catacorn

Damn it is what my mom would say if she falls on the floor - koopatroopaandgoomba4ever

This is just a reflex for me. - Entranced98

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14 Help! I'm drowning in the floor!

Lifeguard! What are you doing at a pool!?!?! Is it your break or something?!?! Get over there to that floor, slacker!

Lifeguard, can you help this idiot, even if it's not a pool? - Doge4lifeGaming

15 I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up V 1 Comment
16 Allahu Akbar!
17 I meant to do that

I seriously use this ALL the time!

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18 I'm Just Hugging the Floor... Don't Mind Me
19 Gravity check... It's working!
20 Burma! V 2 Comments
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1. Stupid Banana!
3. Ouch...
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