Top Ten Funniest Things to Say When You Fall on the Floor

The Top Ten
1 Finland!

I did a Girl Scout thing where you pick a country and do research about it and I picked Finland maybe or maybe not because of the name.

Man, I'm Finnish and this was not the thing I expected to see immediately after the page downloaded. Gives me anxiety to be honest

I actually laughed so hard at this one! For some reason I could imagine this happening. Also, it reminds me a little of that Sparta meme as well.

Oh, Finland, why does your land have to be so trippy? Why couldn't you just have flat land that nobody would trip over?

2 Stupid banana!

Yep, I'm pretty sure that banana owned you since you slipped on it.

LOL! More like "Stupid banana! You made me look bad! "

3 Hi, little ant!

I came down to meet you! How have you been doing recently? I haven't seen you in a while! I have seen all your brothers though!

Little Ant: Hi, big weirdo!

4 When your legs don't work like they used to before

I used this in a school skit and the crowd was laughing there heads off

Ha so funny but I think this ties with "I've fallen and I can't get up! "

This almost sounds like one of the lyrics in ed sheeran's sond thinking out loud

Since you said that, your legs will never work!

5 Ouch...

This is the most common one and the the first word to come out of your mouth when you fall.

Yep, that's what you get for messing with the floor!

6 I'm OK

My best friend, Ellie at awards for the end of the school year, when she got called to get an award she fell down! I laughed at her, but sadly, she got right back up and only a little bit of people saw her.

Uh, I don't think you are.


7 The floor is...cold

There wasn’t any “slippery when wet” signs on the floor.

Deal with it.

8 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Good, because I don't care, and I never will!

Haha like the life alert commercials

And let's hope you never will.

Lol, do u need life alert?

9 Look at the stars!

Look at the stars while I'm trying to dig into the floor!

Outside, of course!

10 Get up, come on get down with the sickness!

You aren't sick, dude.

The Contenders
11 Gravity check... It's working!
12 Son of a bitch

I hope the floor gets away because this person is mad!

That is not okay

oh ya, this one would be me.

13 Oh no! I fell down!

Because stating the obvious is what makes the world go in a circular motion like a circle.

14 Help! I'm drowning in the floor!

Lifeguard! What are you doing at a pool!?!?! Is it your break or something?!?! Get over there to that floor, slacker!

15 I had so much to live for

I'm sorry my friends, I had so much. It was all taken away by this cruel floor. AVENGE ME

That's a small thing...

I said that before

16 This is worse than a pie in the face!

You are worse than getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson.

Ha! I did say this when I slipped and fell on my back.

17 Damn it

Lol! This is from some commercial (I forgot the name of the commercial)

Damn it is what my mom would say if she falls on the floor

This is just a reflex for me.

This is pretty common.

18 What does the floor have against me?!
19 I'm just hugging the floor... Don't mind me
20 Frick!

mine would sound a little bit like that, more like floor.

21 Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory!
22 Another happy landing
23 Allahu akbar!

Just praying ya know

24 It's been a long time since I last possessed a human

Haha Gravity Falls. It's pretty funny. I'll say this next time

25 Avenge me!
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