Top Ten Funniest Things to Say While Eating Lunch

The Top Ten

Wow, I farted

How mature

Ruins everyone’s appetite. Classic - NightJinx

Look I ate everything even myself
Does McDonald's run this kitchen?
I burned your food you ate and survived
Ha ha, you ate baby food

For when baby carrots

Anybody want a pickle?
I killed this one with my bare hands!

Bonus points if you're not eating meat.

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