Top Ten Funniest Things to Say While Eating Lunch

The Top Ten
1 Wow, I farted
2 Look I ate everything even myself
3 Does McDonald's run this kitchen?
4 I burned your food you ate and survived
5 Ha ha, you ate baby food

For when baby carrots

6 Anybody want a pickle?
7 I killed this one with my bare hands!

Bonus points if you're not eating meat.

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