Top Ten Funniest Things to State After Saying "I Am"

The Top Ten

1 I Am the Table

And someone spills a bowl of hot water on you!

I get the reference!

2 I Am a Dumbass

3 I Am the Gay Guy

4 I Am a Loser

5 I Am a Smart-Ass

6 I Am Michael Myers

7 I Am Morgan Freeman

8 I Am a COD Fanboy

9 I Am Your Father

Best thing to say if you like star wars

10 I Am a Nerd

The Contenders

11 I Am a Terrible Driver

I'm not old enough to drive, so I probably would be! I would crash cars into the trees and not be able to afford the fine!

12 I Am Spartacus

Bonus points if you get a crowd of people to say it with you.

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