Top Ten Funniest Things to State After Saying "I Am"

The Top Ten Funniest Things to State After Saying "I Am"

1 I Am the Table

And someone spills a bowl of hot water on you! - Animefan12

I get the reference! - gemcloben

2 I Am a Dumbass
3 I Am the Gay Guy
4 I Am a Loser
5 I Am a Smart-Ass
6 I Am Michael Myers
7 I Am Morgan Freeman
8 I Am a COD Fanboy
9 I Am Your Father

Best thing to say if you like star wars

"No, I am your father."
"No, that's not true. That's impossible! No! " - TheFourthWorld

10 I Am a Nerd

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11 I Am a Terrible Driver

I'm not old enough to drive, so I probably would be! I would crash cars into the trees and not be able to afford the fine!

12 I Am Spartacus

Bonus points if you get a crowd of people to say it with you.

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