Top 10 Funniest Things to Teach Your Pet

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YEAH! SUCKAS! Three lists! Ok, I should really stop...

The Top Ten

1 Yoga

You should teach a dog how to do the downward-facing dog pose - Songsta41

Pets learning yoga. What a dream - EpicJake

On God... This won't go well... - gemcloben

2 Basketball

Only if your dog is Air Bud... - FasterThanSonic

3 Singing

Have none of you seen the Mars ad? - PositronWildhawk

Hehe, go on doggy, sing your little song! *backing track to raining blood by slayer plays*. Isn't he sweet? - gemcloben

4 Dancing

That would look funny. - cosmo

5 How to lock a door
6 Drive a car
7 Cooking
8 Drink from a cup
9 Play instruments
10 Post YouTube videos

The Contenders

11 Use the toilet

It would be a bit neat. You don't have to clean up their messes on the floor. - Pegasister12

That kind of training would be too much for me to handle! - PositronWildhawk

If I get a dog I’ll DEFINITELY teach it to use the toilet!

12 Open doors

Haha... A person is in a small bedroom with doors unlocked then your doors cricks open...
"OH GOD THE SLENDERMAN HAS GOT TO KILL ME I AM DEAD I AM DEAD I AM DEAD
I AM DEAD I AM DEAD I AM DEAD I AM DEAD! " and turns out it was your pet.

A.K.A my dog. - PianoQueen

13 Break Dance
14 How to Dougie
15 Talking
16 Kung Fu
17 Write
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