Top Ten Funniest Things Teachers Have Written On School Reports

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 Henry Ford once said history is bunk. Yours most certainly is.

Is that aimed at the whole family, there? Bloody hell! - PositronWildhawk

I'd think this list was funny... If I liked teachers. - Britgirl

2 Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
3 It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
4 This boy does not need a Scripture teacher. He needs a missionary.
5 He has an overdeveloped unawareness.

The parents would be confused too - Curti2594

I should use this someday.

6 Alex consistently defied me. During class he contradicted me many times when I insisted that a kilometer was greater in length than a mile.

What if you actually studied the imperial system and compared it with the metric system instead of acting like people who don't use the metric system are idiots. - Nonpointed

That's why school reports should be given a thought before it's written. - Kiteretsunu

Have you got a laptop with functional internet to hand? Good. Book yourself a class. - PositronWildhawk

7 The tropical forests are safe when John enters the woodwork room, for his projects are small and progress is slow.
8 I would not allow this child to breed.

I would allow this teacher to entertain me. Because my school is full of imbeciles. - PositronWildhawk

9 Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

Lol, imagine if it was real - TwilightKitsune

10 The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing holding it all together.

I drew a 6 pack with sharpie in school before I read this comment - stupidpride-yt

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1. He has an overdeveloped unawareness.
2. It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
3. Henry Ford once said history is bunk. Yours most certainly is.
Metal_Treasure
1. Henry Ford once said history is bunk. Yours most certainly is.
2. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
3. It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
PositronWildhawk
1. This boy does not need a Scripture teacher. He needs a missionary.
2. Alex consistently defied me. During class he contradicted me many times when I insisted that a kilometer was greater in length than a mile.
3. Henry Ford once said history is bunk. Yours most certainly is.
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