Top Ten Funniest Things Teachers Have Written On School Reports

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The Top Ten

1 Henry Ford once said history is bunk. Yours most certainly is.

Is that aimed at the whole family, there? Bloody hell! - PositronWildhawk

I'd think this list was funny... If I liked teachers. - Britgirl

2 Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
3 It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
4 He has an overdeveloped unawareness.

The parents would be confused too - Curti2594

I should use this someday.

5 The tropical forests are safe when John enters the woodwork room, for his projects are small and progress is slow.
6 This boy does not need a Scripture teacher. He needs a missionary.
7 I would not allow this child to breed.

I would allow this teacher to entertain me. Because my school is full of imbeciles. - PositronWildhawk

8 Alex consistently defied me. During class he contradicted me many times when I insisted that a kilometer was greater in length than a mile.

Have you got a laptop with functional internet to hand? Good. Book yourself a class. - PositronWildhawk

That's why school reports should be given a thought before it's written. - Kiteretsunu

9 Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

Lol, imagine if it was real - TwilightKitsune

10 The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing holding it all together.
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1. He has an overdeveloped unawareness.
2. It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
3. Henry Ford once said history is bunk. Yours most certainly is.
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1. Henry Ford once said history is bunk. Yours most certainly is.
2. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
3. It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
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