Top Ten Funniest Things Teachers Have Written On School Reports

The Top Ten Funniest Things Teachers Have Written On School Reports

1 Henry Ford once said history is bunk. Yours most certainly is.

Is that aimed at the whole family, there? Bloody hell! - PositronWildhawk

I'd think this list was funny... If I liked teachers. - Britgirl

2 Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
3 It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
4 This boy does not need a Scripture teacher. He needs a missionary.
5 He has an overdeveloped unawareness.

The parents would be confused too - Curti2594

I should use this someday.

6 Alex consistently defied me. During class he contradicted me many times when I insisted that a kilometer was greater in length than a mile.

What if you actually studied the imperial system and compared it with the metric system instead of acting like people who don't use the metric system are idiots. - Nonpointed

That's why school reports should be given a thought before it's written. - Kiteretsunu

Have you got a laptop with functional internet to hand? Good. Book yourself a class. - PositronWildhawk

7 The tropical forests are safe when John enters the woodwork room, for his projects are small and progress is slow.
8 I would not allow this child to breed.

I would allow this teacher to entertain me. Because my school is full of imbeciles. - PositronWildhawk

9 Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

Lol, imagine if it was real - TwilightKitsune

10 The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing holding it all together.

I drew a 6 pack with sharpie in school before I read this comment - stupidpride-yt

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