Top 10 Funniest Things to Text to a Random Number

Actually, don't send any of these to people you don't know. You could get in trouble. Fun to think about, not fun to do.

The Top Ten

1 Congratulations, you've been randomly selected to receive a text from me.

This would make a prank text into humor. Part bad, part funny.

Funny galore.

It's bad, yet you have a sence that you have when you win the lottery, and don't forget it's funny.

2 The fat one won't fit in the wood chipper. What do you want me to do?
3 I lost my phone, have you seen it?
4 I'm pregnant, it's yours.

I got three words:
This. Is. SAVAGE

5 I am the Keymaster, are you the Gatekeeper?
6 What's your favorite game? Mine's following you around.
7 Can you see me? I'm right behind you. Testing my new invisibility cloak.
9 Holy crap, I saw you on the news. You're going to be so rich?
10 I did your mum last night

The Contenders

11 Need to get out now. Is it still $2,500 for a passport and papers?
12 QUIT IT! Can’t you see I’m putting my pants on???

Lol I can just imagine the faces

13 Hi, even though I don’t know you, can I give you a hug? Just text me your address and I’ll be right over!
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