Top 10 Funniest Things to Tweet on Twitter

The Top Ten

Farts

Hey there, followers! I've just farted today. It was very stinky and deadly! - Misfire

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He is just not funny

Funny One Liners

I like burgers. - Misfire

Yes, I lost my fingernail. - TriggerTrashKid

First Time You've Driven Your Parents Crazy

No, that would be embarrassing. - TriggerTrashKid

The Size of Orion's Belt

Oh helloo Orion! - TriggerTrashKid

It's so big that it can sit on Saturn's rings.

Hitler Rant Parodies
Marvel Memes
DC Memes
Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama, 'enough said - TriggerTrashKid

Movie Ranting

The Contenders

“This is absolutely not funny, delete this immediately or my lawyer will be in contact”
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