Top Ten Funniest Things to Yell In Public

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The Top Ten

1 Sassafras!

I made sassafras tea at camp and I got really sick. Not that sick. I exaggerate a lot. - AnonymousChick

I like sassafras tea! Yay for sassafras! - funnyuser

Do you people like fart jokes because these phrases are 10x dumber

2 Jinglejangle!!

Jinglejangle is my favorite song

3 Every one give me a purple unicorn with green freckles!!!!

Haha! They just might! Funny list yolo2346 - Britgirl

4 Nomnomnom
5 Ennnnnnnnnnnder dragon!!!!!!!!!

This is cool, imma try this out.

I hate Minecraft

6 Swagmuffin invasion!!!!
7 Justin beiber will kill you all!!!

By the way he has a chainsaw - yolo2346

Shouldn't he be dead right now? - Turkeyasylum

Justin Bieber couldn't even kill a stick.

... with his music - Neonco31

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8 Jimjam chicken pants!!

Or Jimjam chicken eating pants. Good random list. - Kiteretsunu

This is so cool

9 German Sparkle Party!!!

My friend and I did this on the last day of 7th grade. People looked at us like weirdos, but we're already the outsiders who aren't ghetto and listen to lil Wayne and eat fried chicken anyways so we really didn't care.

That song is so beast but so awkward. I LOVE IT!

In soviet russia, we have gun parties instead of feminine sparkle parties

I can imagine myself doing this...

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10 HULAHOOPOHOOPIN!!!!!!!

The perfect thing to shout when eating Hula Hoops. - RaineSage

The Contenders

11 Braille-eating blogersnaps from mars!!!

I understood that reference.

12 I've got 2 penises!

I have two too.

So do I.

Why?

its lit

13 Yo mama was a henpecking boob!!
14 Who Lives In a Pineapple Under the Sea?

Spongebob Squarepants! - Neonco31

Yes

my butt

15 Allahu Akbar

Lol

ALLAHU AKBAR NIBBA I'm GONNA LUCIO KNOCK U OFF THE MAP IN OVERWATCH NIBGA I WILL LITERALY KILL YOU WITH MY METEOR STRIKE ALLAHU AKBAR

16 I pooped my pants!

This comes in second, right behind "Cacaw Cacaw! " - mpgami

17 Dad!?

You dada so much like yo mama his chest is 3x as big as a normal mans chest

I do this one all the time.

That is o stupidly funny..

i have 2

18 ooh ee ooh ah ah ching chang walla walla bing bang

Oh, no here it comes again! Ooh ee ohh ah ah ching chang wadda wadda bing bang... ! - funnyuser

19 Fire!

This is just a dick thing to say

Oh my goodness, Please don't say this. People might think there's a fire O.o

20 I like turtles!

I yell this all the time in public places! Except, It's not always turtles. I just say I like... {Random thing}- 100% true story.

21 Cacaw Cacaw

I say this all the time to my friend in a weird singing shouting voice. They say I'm weird but I don't know why :) jk

Say it in a really loud, exaggerated voice too and makes people kinda think you aren't totally and completely you're just trying to be loud and obnoxious­čśŐ - mpgami

22 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
23 I farted!

If your with someone just scream he/she farted

Um. Why would u say this

24 I twerk more than Miley Cyrus.

Lmao noo that wrong

25 Waffles!

I think that I've actually done this once. - RiverClanRocks

26 This is Sparta!!!

Then randomly kick someone

27 Help!
28 Pooooooooooop!
29 I am a cheeseburger!
30 Have you seen a prank please?
31 I got two phones!
32 I posted!
33 Marinette!

Lol Miraculous - Iamcool

34 Everybody gets a car!
35 Jibber-jabber!

This is a thing my dad does when we go places... It's hilarious!

This is funny! Good list! - funnyuser

36 Paris Hilton?!
37 Peanut Butter!
38 I went on a date and I got slapped
39 My butt smells like fish and eggs

I dared my sis to do it. So funny

40 I believe I can fly!
41 I love you!!!!

I LOVE YOU ALL! DON'T MIND ME! I JUST HAD TO SHOUT IT OUT!
Yeah. This could possibly result in confused looks and maybe a few smiles from the public. Not recommended, however! - RaineSage

42 Draaaaagooo!
43 I Wear Your Granddad's Clothes, I Look Incredible!

I'M IN THIS BIG... COAT
FROM THE THRIFT SHOP DOWN THE ROAD

i'm sorry

44 Why did you leave me?!
45 Hello, I am a robot
46 Deez Nuts
47 Meth!

Fun to take turns shouting louder until someone chickens out.

48 Spice Girls!
49 Spice up your life!
50 Focus on me!
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