Top Ten Funniest Things to Yell In Public

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The Top Ten

1 Sassafras!

My grandmother calls me that, funny.

I made sassafras tea at camp and I got really sick. Not that sick. I exaggerate a lot. - AnonymousChick

I like sassafras tea! Yay for sassafras! - funnyuser

Do you people like fart jokes because these phrases are 10x dumber

2 Jinglejangle!!

Jinglejangle is my favorite song

3 Every one give me a purple unicorn with green freckles!!!!

GET A JOB

Haha! They just might! Funny list yolo2346 - Britgirl

4 Nomnomnom
5 Ennnnnnnnnnnder dragon!!!!!!!!!

This is amazing I yelled it out 😂

This is cool, imma try this out.

I hate Minecraft

6 Swagmuffin invasion!!!!

This is as pure as it gets

7 Justin beiber will kill you all!!!

By the way he has a chainsaw - yolo2346

Shouldn't he be dead right now? - Turkeyasylum

Justin Bieber couldn't even kill a stick.

... with his music - Neonco31

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8 Jimjam chicken pants!!

Hehe yelled it in class

This is so cool

Or Jimjam chicken eating pants. Good random list. - Kiteretsunu

9 German Sparkle Party!!!

My friend and I did this on the last day of 7th grade. People looked at us like weirdos, but we're already the outsiders who aren't ghetto and listen to lil Wayne and eat fried chicken anyways so we really didn't care.

In soviet russia, we have gun parties instead of feminine sparkle parties

That song is so beast but so awkward. I LOVE IT!

I can imagine myself doing this...

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10 HULAHOOPOHOOPIN!!!!!!!

The perfect thing to shout when eating Hula Hoops. - RaineSage

The Contenders

11 I've got 2 penises!

I have two too.

its lit

So do I.

Why?

12 Braille-eating blogersnaps from mars!!!

I understood that reference.

13 Yo mama was a henpecking boob!!

Saying that to/about someone's mother is very upsetting and mean.

14 Who Lives In a Pineapple Under the Sea?

my butt

Spongebob Squarepants! - Neonco31

Yes

15 I pooped my pants!

This comes in second, right behind "Cacaw Cacaw! " - mpgami

16 Allahu Akbar

ALLAHU AKBAR NIBBA I'm GONNA LUCIO KNOCK U OFF THE MAP IN OVERWATCH NIBGA I WILL LITERALY KILL YOU WITH MY METEOR STRIKE ALLAHU AKBAR

17 Dad!?

Count how many look at you excitedly, then walk away, disappointed.

i have 2

You dada so much like yo mama his chest is 3x as big as a normal mans chest

That is o stupidly funny..

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18 Cacaw Cacaw

Interestingly enough I have said this

I've done it

I say this all the time to my friend in a weird singing shouting voice. They say I'm weird but I don't know why :) jk

Say it in a really loud, exaggerated voice too and makes people kinda think you aren't totally and completely you're just trying to be loud and obnoxious😊 - mpgami

19 ooh ee ooh ah ah ching chang walla walla bing bang

Oh, no here it comes again! Ooh ee ohh ah ah ching chang wadda wadda bing bang... ! - funnyuser

20 I like turtles!

I think the boys in my class saw this.

I yell this all the time in public places! Except, It's not always turtles. I just say I like... {Random thing}- 100% true story.

21 Fire!

This is just a dick thing to say

Oh my goodness, Please don't say this. People might think there's a fire O.o

22 I farted!

If your with someone just scream he/she farted

Um. Why would u say this

23 I twerk more than Miley Cyrus.

Lmao noo that wrong

24 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
25 This is Sparta!!!

Once you yell it run through a store knocking stuff over

Then randomly kick someone

26 Waffles!

I think that I've actually done this once. - RiverClanRocks

27 I went on a date and I got slapped

HA! HA! GOOD ONE

28 I am a cheeseburger!
29 Have you seen a prank please?
30 I got two phones!
31 Help!
32 Everybody gets a car!
33 Pooooooooooop!
34 My butt smells like fish and eggs

I dared my sis to do it. So funny

35 I love you!!!!

Patrick says that when he is selling chocolate bars

I LOVE YOU ALL! DON'T MIND ME! I JUST HAD TO SHOUT IT OUT!
Yeah. This could possibly result in confused looks and maybe a few smiles from the public. Not recommended, however! - RaineSage

36 Deez Nuts
37 I posted!
38 Marinette!

Lol Miraculous - Iamcool

39 Haaaaaaa Savenyaaaaah!
40 Oppan Gangnam Style!

I said this while sitting on a coin operated horse once.

41 Jibber-jabber!

This is a thing my dad does when we go places... It's hilarious!

This is funny! Good list! - funnyuser

42 Paris Hilton?!
43 Peanut Butter!
44 I believe I can fly!
45 Draaaaagooo!
46 I Wear Your Granddad's Clothes, I Look Incredible!

I'M IN THIS BIG... COAT
FROM THE THRIFT SHOP DOWN THE ROAD

i'm sorry

47 Why did you leave me?!
48 Hello, I am a robot
49 Meth!

Fun to take turns shouting louder until someone chickens out.

50 Spice Girls!
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