Top Ten Funniest Things to Yell In Public

My grandmother calls me that, funny.

I made sassafras tea at camp and I got really sick. Not that sick. I exaggerate a lot. - AnonymousChick

I like sassafras tea! Yay for sassafras! - funnyuser

Do you people like fart jokes because these phrases are 10x dumber

Jinglejangle is my favorite song

GET A JOB

Haha! They just might! Funny list yolo2346 - Britgirl

This is amazing I yelled it out 😂

This is cool, imma try this out.

I hate Minecraft

This is as pure as it gets

By the way he has a chainsaw - yolo2346

Shouldn't he be dead right now? - Turkeyasylum

Justin Bieber couldn't even kill a stick.

... with his music - Neonco31

This is so cool

Or Jimjam chicken eating pants. Good random list. - Kiteretsunu

My friend and I did this on the last day of 7th grade. People looked at us like weirdos, but we're already the outsiders who aren't ghetto and listen to lil Wayne and eat fried chicken anyways so we really didn't care.

In soviet russia, we have gun parties instead of feminine sparkle parties

That song is so beast but so awkward. I LOVE IT!

I can imagine myself doing this...

I have two too.

its lit

So do I.

Why?

I understood that reference.

Saying that to/about someone's mother is very upsetting and mean.

my butt

Spongebob Squarepants! - Neonco31

Yes

This comes in second, right behind "Cacaw Cacaw! " - mpgami

Lol

ALLAHU AKBAR NIBBA I'm GONNA LUCIO KNOCK U OFF THE MAP IN OVERWATCH NIBGA I WILL LITERALY KILL YOU WITH MY METEOR STRIKE ALLAHU AKBAR

Interestingly enough I have said this

I've done it

I say this all the time to my friend in a weird singing shouting voice. They say I'm weird but I don't know why :) jk

Say it in a really loud, exaggerated voice too and makes people kinda think you aren't totally and completely you're just trying to be loud and obnoxious😊 - mpgami

Count how many look at you excitedly, then walk away, disappointed.

i have 2

You dada so much like yo mama his chest is 3x as big as a normal mans chest

That is o stupidly funny..

Oh, no here it comes again! Ooh ee ohh ah ah ching chang wadda wadda bing bang... ! - funnyuser

I think the boys in my class saw this.

I yell this all the time in public places! Except, It's not always turtles. I just say I like... {Random thing}- 100% true story.

This is just a dick thing to say

Oh my goodness, Please don't say this. People might think there's a fire O.o

If your with someone just scream he/she farted

Um. Why would u say this

Lmao noo that wrong

I think that I've actually done this once. - RiverClanRocks

HA! HA! GOOD ONE

Then randomly kick someone

Lol Miraculous - Iamcool

I said this while sitting on a coin operated horse once.

This is a thing my dad does when we go places... It's hilarious!

This is funny! Good list! - funnyuser

I dared my sis to do it. So funny

I LOVE YOU ALL! DON'T MIND ME! I JUST HAD TO SHOUT IT OUT!
Yeah. This could possibly result in confused looks and maybe a few smiles from the public. Not recommended, however! - RaineSage

I'M IN THIS BIG... COAT
FROM THE THRIFT SHOP DOWN THE ROAD

i'm sorry

Fun to take turns shouting louder until someone chickens out.