Top Ten Funniest Things to Yell In Public


The Top Ten

1 Sassafras!

I made sassafras tea at camp and I got really sick. Not that sick. I exaggerate a lot. - AnonymousChick

I like sassafras tea! Yay for sassafras! - funnyuser

Do you people like fart jokes because these phrases are 10x dumber

2 Jinglejangle!!

Jinglejangle is my favorite song

3 Every one give me a purple unicorn with green freckles!!!!

Haha! They just might! Funny list yolo2346 - Britgirl

I want a crimson and foxglove unicorn though... give me one of that kind - Lucretia

4 Nomnomnom
5 Ennnnnnnnnnnder dragon!!!!!!!!!

This is cool, imma try this out.

I hate Minecraft

6 Swagmuffin invasion!!!!
7 Jimjam chicken pants!!

Or Jimjam chicken eating pants. Good random list. - Kiteretsunu

8 Justin beiber will kill you all!!!

By the way he has a chainsaw - yolo2346

Shouldn't he be dead right now? - Turkeyasylum

Justin Bieber couldn't even kill a stick.

... with his music - Neonco31

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9 German Sparkle Party!!!

My friend and I did this on the last day of 7th grade. People looked at us like weirdos, but we're already the outsiders who aren't ghetto and listen to lil Wayne and eat fried chicken anyways so we really didn't care.

That song is so beast but so awkward. I LOVE IT!

How is this in 18place?


I can imagine myself doing this...

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The perfect thing to shout when eating Hula Hoops. - RaineSage

The Contenders

11 Braille-eating blogersnaps from mars!!!

I understood that reference.

12 Yo mama was a henpecking boob!!
13 I've got 2 penises!

So do I.


its lit

14 Who Lives In a Pineapple Under the Sea?

Spongebob Squarepants! - Neonco31


my butt

15 Allahu Akbar


16 I pooped my pants!

This comes in second, right behind "Cacaw Cacaw! " - mpgami

17 ooh ee ooh ah ah ching chang walla walla bing bang

Oh, no here it comes again! Ooh ee ohh ah ah ching chang wadda wadda bing bang... ! - funnyuser

18 Dad!?

You dada so much like yo mama his chest is 3x as big as a normal mans chest

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19 I like turtles!

I yell this all the time in public places! Except, It's not always turtles. I just say I like... {Random thing}- 100% true story.

20 Cacaw Cacaw

I say this all the time to my friend in a weird singing shouting voice. They say I'm weird but I don't know why :) jk

Say it in a really loud, exaggerated voice too and makes people kinda think you aren't totally and completely you're just trying to be loud and obnoxious­čśŐ - mpgami

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