Top Ten Funniest Things to Yell In Public

I made sassafras tea at camp and I got really sick. Not that sick. I exaggerate a lot. - AnonymousChick

I like sassafras tea! Yay for sassafras! - funnyuser

My grandmother calls me that, funny.

Do you people like fart jokes because these phrases are 10x dumber

Jinglejangle is my favorite song

Haha! They just might! Funny list yolo2346 - Britgirl

GET A JOB

This is cool, imma try this out.

I hate Minecraft

This is as pure as it gets

By the way he has a chainsaw - yolo2346

Shouldn't he be dead right now? - Turkeyasylum

Justin Bieber couldn't even kill a stick.

... with his music - Neonco31

Or Jimjam chicken eating pants. Good random list. - Kiteretsunu

This is so cool

My friend and I did this on the last day of 7th grade. People looked at us like weirdos, but we're already the outsiders who aren't ghetto and listen to lil Wayne and eat fried chicken anyways so we really didn't care.

That song is so beast but so awkward. I LOVE IT!

In soviet russia, we have gun parties instead of feminine sparkle parties

I can imagine myself doing this...

I have two too.

So do I.

Why?

its lit

I understood that reference.

Saying that to/about someone's mother is very upsetting and mean.

Spongebob Squarepants! - Neonco31

Yes

my butt

This comes in second, right behind "Cacaw Cacaw! " - mpgami

Lol

ALLAHU AKBAR NIBBA I'm GONNA LUCIO KNOCK U OFF THE MAP IN OVERWATCH NIBGA I WILL LITERALY KILL YOU WITH MY METEOR STRIKE ALLAHU AKBAR

I say this all the time to my friend in a weird singing shouting voice. They say I'm weird but I don't know why :) jk

I've done it

Say it in a really loud, exaggerated voice too and makes people kinda think you aren't totally and completely you're just trying to be loud and obnoxious😊 - mpgami

You dada so much like yo mama his chest is 3x as big as a normal mans chest

I do this one all the time.

That is o stupidly funny..

i have 2

Oh, no here it comes again! Ooh ee ohh ah ah ching chang wadda wadda bing bang... ! - funnyuser

This is just a dick thing to say

Oh my goodness, Please don't say this. People might think there's a fire O.o

I yell this all the time in public places! Except, It's not always turtles. I just say I like... {Random thing}- 100% true story.

If your with someone just scream he/she farted

Um. Why would u say this

Lmao noo that wrong

I think that I've actually done this once. - RiverClanRocks

Then randomly kick someone

HA! HA! GOOD ONE

Lol Miraculous - Iamcool

This is a thing my dad does when we go places... It's hilarious!

This is funny! Good list! - funnyuser

I dared my sis to do it. So funny

I LOVE YOU ALL! DON'T MIND ME! I JUST HAD TO SHOUT IT OUT!
Yeah. This could possibly result in confused looks and maybe a few smiles from the public. Not recommended, however! - RaineSage

I'M IN THIS BIG... COAT
FROM THE THRIFT SHOP DOWN THE ROAD

i'm sorry

Fun to take turns shouting louder until someone chickens out.