Top Ten Funniest Things to Yell In Public

The Top Ten
1 Sassafras!

I made sassafras tea at camp and I got really sick. Not that sick. I exaggerate a lot.

I like sassafras tea! Yay for sassafras!

My grandmother calls me that, funny.

2 Jinglejangle!!
3 Every one give me a purple unicorn with green freckles!!!!

Haha! They just might! Funny list yolo2346

That is funny

4 Ennnnnnnnnnnder dragon!!!!!!!!!
5 Nomnomnom

This one is so lame. vote for something else that is actually funny. it's because of crap like this that I can't get to the top 10's. D:<

6 Swagmuffin invasion!!!!
7 Jimjam chicken pants!!

Or Jimjam chicken eating pants. Good random list.

8 Justin beiber will kill you all!!!

Justin Bieber couldn't even kill a stick.

9 German Sparkle Party!!!

Oh my god I hate Lil' Wayne and I go to a school that sounds just like the one in the first comment. I will be trying this one out quite soon... As I am one of the only kids that aren't ghetto and listen to that crap as well. German SPARKLE PARTY!

My friend and I did this on the last day of 7th grade. People looked at us like weirdos, but we're already the outsiders who aren't ghetto and listen to lil Wayne and eat fried chicken anyways so we really didn't care.

This is awesome I want to be a winner not a loser so vote for me please. By the way this is a random comment I didn't even put anything on this list I just clicked on something random.

That song is so beast but so awkward. I LOVE IT!

10 HULAHOOPOHOOPIN!!!!!!!

The perfect thing to shout when eating Hula Hoops.

The Contenders
11 I've got 2 penises!

I have two too.

12 Braille-eating blogersnaps from mars!!!

I understood that reference.

13 Yo mama was a henpecking boob!!

Saying that to/about someone's mother is very upsetting and mean.

14 Who Lives In a Pineapple Under the Sea?
15 Allahu Akbar
16 I pooped my pants!

This comes in second, right behind "Cacaw Cacaw! "

17 Dad!?

Count how many look at you excitedly, then walk away, disappointed.

18 ooh ee ooh ah ah ching chang walla walla bing bang

Oh, no here it comes again! Ooh ee ohh ah ah ching chang wadda wadda bing bang... !

This is the best.

19 Cacaw Cacaw
20 Fire!
21 I like turtles!

I think the boys in my class saw this.

22 I farted!
23 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
24 This is Sparta!!!
25 I twerk more than Miley Cyrus.
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