Top Ten Funniest Tim Hawkins Comedy Bits

A list of the funniest comedy bits ever done by christian comedian Tim Hawkins. You can find all of these on youtube.

The Top Ten

1 Thanks Captain Obvious

2 Cracker Barrel

This guy is hilarious! Tim: "How are the biscuits? " Waitress: "Oh, they make ya wanna slap yer mama! " Tim: "Can I get a less violent menu? "

3 Study Your Wife

4 Nursery Rhymes

My favorite part was Pop goes the weasel.

I like I don't know why she swallowed a fly.

5 Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy

6 Helper in the Car

7 Have You Eaten?

8 Parenting Songs

9 Inappropriate Wedding Songs

10 Hand Raising

The Contenders

11 Stepping Barefoot on a Lego

It's true! It feels like stepping on a thumbtack. One time I was walking around at midnight, then I stepped on a Lego. It still hurt three days after it happened!

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