Top Ten Funniest Times for a Supermarket Self-Checkout Machine to Say "Unexpected Item In the Bagging Area"

PositronWildhawk That six-word phrase makes me feel the need to smash something, such as a self-checkout machine, but I'd give it credit for these situations.

The Top Ten

1 When a pregnant teenager leans against it

Oh I would laugh so much if I witnessed this - I wouldn't be able to help myself. If she had any kind of sense of humour, she'd see the funny side too! - Britgirl

"Hey Cathy, we know that was you, girl! " - PositronWildhawk

I'm going to die laughing right now. Thanks, positron. You should know what a monster you are to murder an innocent person. - DubstepLover

2 When a couple trips and falls onto it

No bagging here tonight, darling. - PositronWildhawk

3 When you put an empty bag there

"It's a bag, you stupid machine."
"But it's Aldi branded! Get out! " - PositronWildhawk

4 Before you even touch it

The machine doesn't like you, honey, try the ones at Sainsbury's. - PositronWildhawk

5 After it says "Please place the item in the bagging area"

Oh I wish I saw this before I voted - Cobra-Kraken

6 Before it says "Please place the item in the bagging area"
7 When a Christmas decoration falls off
8 Directly after a clerk fixes it
9 As an unattended machine next to it spontaneously says it
10 When you put your cash in below the bagging area

The Contenders

11 After you take all your bags off it
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