Funniest (And True) Surnames

Britgirl I jest not. All these surnames are true. Sorry if you're an unfortunate TopTenner with one of these surnames but such as life.. And a list is a list. Read, laugh and join in with your own. Haha!

The Top Ten

1 Bent
2 Mycock

Oh my God! That is so rude and yet so very funny... - Britgirl

"Has any one seen...? " - Britgirl

This one puts me in mind of Rowan Atkinson's school sketch, where all the misbehaving students have names like "Herpes", "My-prick" and "Ars-bandit"; I laughed so hard when he looked out and said, "Come on, someone must have seen My-prick...well...remind me to beat My-prick later on". Laugh out loud! - PositronWildhawk

3 Blimp
4 Trump

...FART! Sorry Donald! Haha! - Britgirl

5 Nerdy
6 Funkin
7 Spearhead
8 Hump

I knew a Chinese guy called "Hu M. Ping" at one time and my father once had an Austrian friend whose name I cannot spell, but was pronounced "Anus Weiner". Keeping a straight face was hard. - PositronWildhawk

9 Bona

Bona? Seriously?! Haha! Does anyone else find that this list is pretty much male related?

"Keep your pecker up, Bona! "

Haha! - Britgirl

10 Hardon

There's Basketball player with the last name Harden - Curti2594

The Contenders

11 Wart

"Mr Wart? The Doctor will see you now." Haha! - Britgirl

With this name you have no Dignity left - Curti2594

Heh this is awesome funny

12 Gay
13 Krapp

Laugh out loud! I'd get married pretty damn quick if I was born with this. - Britgirl

14 Ars

It is pronounced "Ares" but has an unfortunate spelling. - PositronWildhawk

15 Fakkhurzaman

That’s weird...

16 Ping-Ping

Someone's surname is this, laugh out loud! - Wolftail

17 Ping
18 Cockshut

There's a Cockshut at my brother's school

19 Bollock

LAUGH OUT LOUD! Imagine if this chap was talking to his brother; they'd be a couple of talking Bollocks! :D - Britgirl

20 Weiner
21 Spittle
22 Mckibben

This is my last name. I just wanted to know what people think about it. - funnyuser

23 Dick
24 Falker
25 Butland
26 Krapohl
27 Hunsaker

Just don't pronounce it with a short A... It is pronounced with a long A. - Britboy

28 Spitz
29 Froggatt
30 Gaylord
31 Butts
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