Funniest (And True) Surnames

I jest not. All these surnames are true. Sorry if you're an unfortunate TopTenner with one of these surnames but such as life.. And a list is a list. Read, laugh and join in with your own. Haha!
The Top Ten
1 Mycock

Oh my God! That is so rude and yet so very funny...

This one puts me in mind of Rowan Atkinson's school sketch, where all the misbehaving students have names like "Herpes", "My-prick" and "Ars-bandit"; I laughed so hard when he looked out and said, "Come on, someone must have seen My-prick...well...remind me to beat My-prick later on". Laugh out loud!

"Has any one seen...? "

2 Bent
3 Trump

...FART! Sorry Donald! Haha!

4 Blimp
5 Nerdy
6 Funkin
7 Spearhead
8 Hump

I knew a Chinese guy called "Hu M. Ping" at one time and my father once had an Austrian friend whose name I cannot spell, but was pronounced "Anus Weiner". Keeping a straight face was hard.

9 Bona

Bona? Seriously?! Haha! Does anyone else find that this list is pretty much male related?

"Keep your pecker up, Bona! "

Haha!

10 Hardon

There's Basketball player with the last name Harden

The Contenders
11 Wart

"Mr Wart? The Doctor will see you now." Haha!

With this name you have no Dignity left

Heh this is awesome funny

12 Gay
13 Krapp

Laugh out loud! I'd get married pretty damn quick if I was born with this.

14 Ars

It is pronounced "Ares" but has an unfortunate spelling.

15 Fakkhurzaman
16 Dick
17 Ping-Ping

Someone's surname is this, laugh out loud!

18 Gaylord
19 Ping
20 Cockshut

There's a Cockshut at my brother's school

21 Bollock

LAUGH OUT LOUD! Imagine if this chap was talking to his brother; they'd be a couple of talking Bollocks! :D

22 Weiner
23 Spittle
24 Mckibben

This is my last name. I just wanted to know what people think about it.

25 Falker
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