Top 10 Funniest Ways to Beat Up Donald Trump

ModernSpongeBobSucks
To compensate for my offensive comment on Top 10 Things That Would Happen If Donald Trump Became President, I have decided to make a list dedicated to just beating him up, NOT KILLING HIM. These items are just intended to beat him up in the funniest way possible without murdering him. I hope you find the list funny.

The Top Ten

1 Dump a truckload of Donald Trump piñatas onto him

Hell yes! It's basically saying, "Look, Trump, you're narcissism and bad attitude is coming back to haunt you! " - Elric-san

I say give him a one-way ticket to Syria... - DieGedankenSindFrei

This list rules

Yeah! All of his piñatas will hate him! - Powerfulgirl10

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2 Have Rolf's from Ed, Edd, n Eddy farm animals stampede over him

Or at least a guy who looks like him for realism.

Bwahahaahahaa. this list is awesome - PeeledBanana

Rolf: Victor, we have trespassers!
Me: Wilfred, you too!
Ed: Chickens!
Me: Now how do I do that trick again (crack my knuckles loudly)?
Animals: (animals go on a stampede and run over Donald Trump).
Trump: I've just been Trump-eded! But my daddy gave me a small loan of a million dollars! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

3 Donald Trump calls Patrick Star tubby and Patrick Star goes Super Saiyan on him

Patrick: Tubby? Grr! Nobody! Calls me! Tubby! Ahhh! I am the Super Saiyan! Son Patrick! I should take you and push you somewhere else! Because mayonnaise IS an instrument! You took my one and only dignity! Now I'm gonna starve! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Patrick would literally kill the crap out of Donald Dump. - Catacorn

I seriously need to see this. - Powerfulgirl10

This made me laugh. I would pay so much to see it.

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4 Have several anime characters beat him up

I would like to see this! Is Yuno Gasai going to beat up Donald Trump with over 9000 anime characters on her side? I just don't wan to see Pico or Sekai or Makoto from bad series.-Vestalis

You thought it was a weeaboo who posted that anime comment on Top 10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Shouldn't Win the 2016 Presidential Election. But it was me, ModernSpongeBobSucks! That's right! Let's have over 9000 anime characters beat up Donald Trump! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

5 Courage the Cowardly Dog screams so loud that Donald Trump's body begins malfunctioning and beating himself up like Patrick Star did

Just make sure to make Courage watch a horror movie first. Then make Trump hit himself in a frying pan when he starts to beat himself up. - Powerfulgirl10

Ear drums do not work like that... But... That would be awesome. - Fandom_Lover

Now for Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 3DS and Wii U! Courage Scares Up A Fight! Courage will scream like a Super Saiyan and make corn cobs come out of Donald Trump's ears as he starts beating himself up! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Courage: AHHH!
Donald Trump: Oh my, what's happening (punches himself) Ow I was planning to kill a car you dodo pants

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6 Chase him around while trying to hit him with a toilet plunger

Let's do this at the party we will throw when Trump loses (you are invited by the way. Also bring your friends and family if you want). - TwilightKitsune

I would so do this because I hate Donald Trump! Get him with the plunger! LOL

I need a plunger right now. Trump deserves this. - Powerfulgirl10

Trump: yak yak yak immigration yak yak yak Mexicans taking our jobs yak yak yak my hair is looking hot today yak yak yak... AND THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD!
Me: *sighs and takes out a plunger and puts it in his mouth* Problem solved.
Crazy crowd: YAYY FINALLY SOME ONE DECIDED TO SHUT HIM UP - RainbowArtist191

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7 Whack him with jumbo-sized corn cobs

For me, I would dual wield those corn cobs like Kirito from Sword Art Online. I'd be like, "Cornburst Pop! " Donald Trump's hair looks like corn and should really get shucked. But then Donald Trump would be bald! LOL! - Puga

For me, I would dual wield those corn cobs like Kirito from Sword Art Online. I'd be like, "Cornburst Pop! " Donald Trump's hair looks like corn and should really get shucked. But then Donald Trump would be bald! LOL! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

8 Kirby turns into Hypernova Kirby and sucks up a dumpster truck to exhale at Donald Trump

Please someone animate this! - Powerfulgirl10

good idea - Fatty5000

Kirby! Kirby! Kirby!
Kirby-yy!
Hy-per nova!
Sayo-nara!
Suck-a!
He'll beat up-a!
A Trump-a!
Trump really does suck-a!
Dump-a!
Dumpster Truck-a!
In Kirby's Trump Beat Down-a! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

9 Hit him with a frying pan

I'll take the biggest one I can find and use all my strength to knock his brain out of his head. - Powerfulgirl10

Most straight-forward way to do it I guess. - KingFab

Let's have Truffles from Chowder do it for us! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

10 Spank him with a rowing oar

Donald: But Mommy, I didn't really mean that I would make a border between Mexico and the U.S. *cries as he gets spanked in the butt with the oar*
Donald's Mom: Shut up you big baby! I am highly disappointed in you. Go to your room! You're grounded!
Please make this happen! - Powerfulgirl10

The Contenders

11 Have Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders punch both sides of his cheeks

My two favorite 2016 presidential candidates beating up my least favorite 2016 presidential candidate. Perfect. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Yes make this happen! - Powerfulgirl10

I HATE ALL THREE OF THEM!

12 Smack his hair with a wet, dirty mop that's filled with rotten potato wedges

His hair looks like it was taken from a mop like how SpongeBob got a mop for a wig in Wigstruck. Bet Samurai Jack could wield that mop like a boss! After all, he needs to wipe off that corn smell he has of his. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

What hair? - MontyPython

13 Have a kid kick him in the balls real hard

Good job to the person who added this here! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

That kid kicked balls of Donald Trump - Hoxton

Can I be the person to kick him in the balls? I'll make sure to wear extra sharp cleats, too. - Powerfulgirl10

Trump: I hate every nom-white, mexican and muslim in the world!
Me (five-year-old): SHUT UP YOU SON OF A BITCH (kicks him in the balls real hard)
Trump: *cries*
Me: Never mess with the Mexicans, you troll (deal with it glasses appear) - RainbowArtist191

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14 Beat him to death with a chainsaw!
15 Strap him to the front of a Jeep and use him to run over a field of pumpkins

I had to say a jeep, because Donald Trump would be too big for a motorcycle. I was originally going to say a field of cacti, but I thought it was too cruel. Still, it would be fun to see Trump get smashed into pumpkins! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I like this idea. Definitely brings out the orange in him. - Cesium

Yeah he is fat - Fatty5000

Jeep Driver: Oh look Donald Trump sign our autographs
Donald Trump: Oh really, for a small loan of dollars!
Jeep Driver: I'll strap him on the jeep(drives to a field of pumpkins
Donald Trump: Oh mommy I just went boom boom
(Donald Trump gets hit by pumpkins)

16 Spank him with a belt

Donald: Mexicans SUCK!
Donald's Mom: That's it! You're getting spanked! *pulls Trump's pants down and spanks him with a belt extremely hard*
Donald: YEOWWEE! *screams and cries*
Donald's Mom: Go to your room! You're grounded... again! - Powerfulgirl10

17 Have Godzilla step on him

Or have him breathe blue fire and burn him. - Powerfulgirl10

Godzilla Will Burn Down The Trump Wall

18 Chuck Norris beats him up

Dude yes. This needs to be higher. - Cesium

19 Beat him with a metal spiked jagged piece of metal

Just so we're clear, I did NOT add this item. I hate Donald Trump, but this is a bit more brutal rather than funny. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Um, that might be a biiit too extreme. - Elric-san

20 Try to pull his hair out real hard

You mean his toupee? I guess since there's still some numbskulls voting for him, I can sell his toupee and make a fortune. But I think a snapshot of the action would be more valuable. - Cesium

21 Throw a tree stump at him

I guess you CAN stump the Trump, after all. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

22 Bash him on the head with a kendo sword real hard

Lol, I love how you keep calling him Ronald McDonald Trump.

Me: MEN! DO! KOTE! MEN! DO! KOTE! MEN! DO! KOTE!
Ronald McDonald Trump: Ow! Darr! Ow! Darr! Ow! Darr! Ow! Darr! Ow! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

23 Power up your hand then slap him in the face
24 Use karate on him
25 Use taekwondo on him
26 Squeeze his nose real hard
27 Hit him with furniture right on the head real hard
28 Beat him in a boxing match

I'll win for sure! He's so weak! - Powerfulgirl10

29 Beat him with a ruler

Teacher:Trump, you're in detention!
Trump:Crap

30 Sling a full cash bag at him
31 Give him a brick, claim it's for the border wall, then "accidentally" drop it on his foot

I can already imagine Ronald McDonald Trump screaming at the top of his narcissistic lungs Tom & Jerry-style. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Random guy: Hey Trump, I have a brick for the wall
Trump: Perfect

(The wall falls into his foot)
Trum[: Owww! You meanie! You broke my foot. Mommy call the ambulance I can walk Waaa

32 Make Sticks the Badger beat him up Make Sticks the Badger beat him up

Yes! She can literally wipe him out along with the others! - Powerfulgirl10

Nice Picture

Trump: Hello there little animal do you want to help me build my wall?
Sticks: I'm not a little animal, Bitch!
(Throws boomerang into Trump's nuts and then punches him real hard in the face)
Trump: OW!
Sticks: that's for messing with me you big nut!

33 Shave his head and pour acid onto his face

Oh my Lord... - Powerfulgirl10

34 Make Donald Duck fight him
35 Make Ren Hoek beat him with an oar

That is awesome!

36 Get Mike Tyson to beat him up
37 Have Gordon The Big Engine Run Over Donald Trump
38 Scoop his eyeballs out with spoon

I think this is a LITTLE too extreme, don't you think? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I think this is going a little too far... But I like it! - Powerfulgirl10

Of course it's not too extreme

It's not that extreme, but I like it.-Vestalis

39 Give him a noogie on the head real hard
40 Beat him with a tennis racket
41 Bash him with a toy mallet
42 Fight him with a toy lightsaber

NO! WAIT! I got it! How about instead of a toy light saber or a real light saber, let's just get Saber! EX-CALIBUR! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

How about a REAL lightsaber? - Powerfulgirl10

I could slice his head o ff! w ith a real lightsaber of course, AND HIS HAIR THAT I HATE SO BAD - RainbowArtist191

43 Use Kung Fu on him
44 Wrestle him
45 Hit a volleyball real hard to make it hit his face
46 Have Metallica and Megadeth fans beat him up
47 Shred his nose with a cheese grater

Watch his nose shoot blood at you. - Powerfulgirl10

48 Make him drink bleach

What's up with the bleach meme? - Cesium

49 Punch him with extra large boxing gloves

Or even better, have John Cena beat the crap out of him. - Powerfulgirl10

Oh Yeah! Punching Time!

50 Have Donald the Scottish Twin (from Thomas the Tank Engine) run him over
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Top Remixes (5)

1. Kirby turns into Hypernova Kirby and sucks up a dumpster truck to exhale at Donald Trump
2. Strap him to the front of a Jeep and use him to run over a field of pumpkins
3. Dump a truckload of Donald Trump piñatas onto him
Fatty5000
1. Have Rolf's from Ed, Edd, n Eddy farm animals stampede over him
2. Dump a truckload of Donald Trump piñatas onto him
3. Have several anime characters beat him up
ModernSpongeBobSucks
1. Dump a truckload of Donald Trump piñatas onto him
2. Donald Trump calls Patrick Star tubby and Patrick Star goes Super Saiyan on him
3. Chase him around while trying to hit him with a toilet plunger
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