Top 10 Funniest Ways to Beat Up Donald TrumpModernSpongeBobSucks To compensate for my offensive comment on Top 10 Things That Would Happen If Donald Trump Became President, I have decided to make a list dedicated to just beating him up, NOT KILLING HIM. These items are just intended to beat him up in the funniest way possible without murdering him. I hope you find the list funny.
The Top Ten
Hell yes! It's basically saying, "Look, Trump, you're narcissism and bad attitude is coming back to haunt you! " - Elric-san
I say give him a one-way ticket to Syria... - DieGedankenSindFrei
This list rules
Yeah! All of his piñatas will hate him! - Powerfulgirl10V 3 Comments
Or at least a guy who looks like him for realism.
Rolf: Victor, we have trespassers!
Me: Wilfred, you too!
Me: Now how do I do that trick again (crack my knuckles loudly)?
Animals: (animals go on a stampede and run over Donald Trump).
Trump: I've just been Trump-eded! But my daddy gave me a small loan of a million dollars! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Patrick: Tubby? Grr! Nobody! Calls me! Tubby! Ahhh! I am the Super Saiyan! Son Patrick! I should take you and push you somewhere else! Because mayonnaise IS an instrument! You took my one and only dignity! Now I'm gonna starve! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Patrick would literally kill the crap out of Donald Dump. - CatacornV 1 Comment
I would like to see this! Is Yuno Gasai going to beat up Donald Trump with over 9000 anime characters on her side? I just don't wan to see Pico or Sekai or Makoto from bad series.-Vestalis
You thought it was a weeaboo who posted that anime comment on Top 10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Shouldn't Win the 2016 Presidential Election. But it was me, ModernSpongeBobSucks! That's right! Let's have over 9000 anime characters beat up Donald Trump! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Just make sure to make Courage watch a horror movie first. Then make Trump hit himself in a frying pan when he starts to beat himself up. - Powerfulgirl10
Ear drums do not work like that... But... That would be awesome. - Fandom_Lover
Now for Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 3DS and Wii U! Courage Scares Up A Fight! Courage will scream like a Super Saiyan and make corn cobs come out of Donald Trump's ears as he starts beating himself up! - ModernSpongeBobSucksV 2 Comments
Let's do this at the party we will throw when Trump loses (you are invited by the way. Also bring your friends and family if you want). - TwilightKitsune
I would so do this because I hate Donald Trump! Get him with the plunger! LOL
I need a plunger right now. Trump deserves this. - Powerfulgirl10
Zim: This is the plunger of DOOM!
Donald Trump really does deserve to have his hair plunged up and down due to how ugly it is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
For me, I would dual wield those corn cobs like Kirito from Sword Art Online. I'd be like, "Cornburst Pop! " Donald Trump's hair looks like corn and should really get shucked. But then Donald Trump would be bald! LOL! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I'll take the biggest one I can find and use all my strength to knock his brain out of his head. - Powerfulgirl10
Most straight-forward way to do it I guess. - KingFab
Let's have Truffles from Chowder do it for us! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Donald: But Mommy, I didn't really mean that I would make a border between Mexico and the U.S. *cries as he gets spanked in the butt with the oar*
Donald's Mom: Shut up you big baby! I am highly disappointed in you. Go to your room! You're grounded!
Please make this happen! - Powerfulgirl10
My two favorite 2016 presidential candidates beating up my least favorite 2016 presidential candidate. Perfect. - ModernSpongeBobSucksV 2 Comments
His hair looks like it was taken from a mop like how SpongeBob got a mop for a wig in Wigstruck. Bet Samurai Jack could wield that mop like a boss! After all, he needs to wipe off that corn smell he has of his. - ModernSpongeBobSucksV 1 Comment
Good job to the person who added this here! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
That kid kicked balls of Donald Trump - Hoxton
Can I be the person to kick him in the balls? I'll make sure to wear extra sharp cleats, too. - Powerfulgirl10
Trump: I hate every nom-white, mexican and muslim in the world!
Me (five-year-old): SHUT UP YOU SON OF A BITCH (kicks him in the balls real hard)
Me: Never mess with the Mexicans, you troll (deal with it glasses appear) - RainbowArtist191
I had to say a jeep, because Donald Trump would be too big for a motorcycle. I was originally going to say a field of cacti, but I thought it was too cruel. Still, it would be fun to see Trump get smashed into pumpkins! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I like this idea. Definitely brings out the orange in him. - Cesium
Jeep Driver: Oh look Donald Trump sign our autographs
Donald Trump: Oh really, for a small loan of dollars!
Jeep Driver: I'll strap him on the jeep(drives to a field of pumpkins
Donald Trump: Oh mommy I just went boom boom
(Donald Trump gets hit by pumpkins)
That's how my mom disciplined me and it hurts but it'll be worth it if someone spanked him - TeenTitansGoSucksV 1 Comment
Or have him breathe blue fire and burn him. - Powerfulgirl10
Godzilla Will Burn Down The Trump Wall
Dude yes. This needs to be higher. - Cesium
Just so we're clear, I did NOT add this item. I hate Donald Trump, but this is a bit more brutal rather than funny. - ModernSpongeBobSucksV 1 Comment
You mean his toupee? I guess since there's still some numbskulls voting for him, I can sell his toupee and make a fortune. But I think a snapshot of the action would be more valuable. - Cesium
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Top Remixes (5)
2. Strap him to the front of a Jeep and use him to run over a field of pumpkins
3. Dump a truckload of Donald Trump piñatas onto him
2. Dump a truckload of Donald Trump piñatas onto him
3. Have several anime characters beat him up
2. Donald Trump calls Patrick Star tubby and Patrick Star goes Super Saiyan on him
3. Chase him around while trying to hit him with a toilet plunger
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