Top 10 Funniest Ways to Beat Up Donald TrumpTo compensate for my offensive comment on Top 10 Things That Would Happen If Donald Trump Became President, I have decided to make a list dedicated to just beating him up, NOT KILLING HIM. These items are just intended to beat him up in the funniest way possible without murdering him. I hope you find the list funny.
The Top Ten
Hell yes! It's basically saying, "Look, Trump, you're narcissism and bad attitude is coming back to haunt you! " - Elric-san
I say give him a one-way ticket to Syria... - DieGedankenSindFrei
This list rules
YAY NO MORE TRUMP - Fatty5000
Or at least a guy who looks like him for realism.
Bwahahaahahaa. this list is awesome - PeeledBanana
Rolf: Victor, we have trespassers!
Me: Wilfred, you too!
Me: Now how do I do that trick again (crack my knuckles loudly)?
Animals: (animals go on a stampede and run over Donald Trump).
Trump: I've just been Trump-eded! But my daddy gave me a small loan of a million dollars! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Patrick: Tubby? Grr! Nobody! Calls me! Tubby! Ahhh! I am the Super Saiyan! Son Patrick! I should take you and push you somewhere else! Because mayonnaise IS an instrument! You took my one and only dignity! Now I'm gonna starve! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Make it the next episode of SpongeBob please - KingSlayer93316
This made me laugh. I would pay so much to see it.
I seriously need to see this. - Powerfulgirl10
Any Fullmetal Alchemist character would be enough to beat him up.
I would like to see this! Is Yuno Gasai going to beat up Donald Trump with over 9000 anime characters on her side? I just don't wan to see Pico or Sekai or Makoto from bad series.-Vestalis
You thought it was a weeaboo who posted that anime comment on Top 10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Shouldn't Win the 2016 Presidential Election. But it was me, ModernSpongeBobSucks! That's right! Let's have over 9000 anime characters beat up Donald Trump! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Just make sure to make Courage watch a horror movie first. Then make Trump hit himself in a frying pan when he starts to beat himself up. - Powerfulgirl10
Ear drums do not work like that... But... That would be awesome. - Fandom_Lover
Now for Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 3DS and Wii U! Courage Scares Up A Fight! Courage will scream like a Super Saiyan and make corn cobs come out of Donald Trump's ears as he starts beating himself up! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
*claps* - funnyuser
I would so do this because I hate Donald Trump! Get him with the plunger! LOL
I need a plunger right now. Trump deserves this. - Powerfulgirl10
My method would be to stick a bunch of plungers to him - KingSlayer93316
Can I cover the plunger in spikes? - RoseWeasley
Please someone animate this! - Powerfulgirl10
good idea - Fatty5000
Kirby! Kirby! Kirby!
He'll beat up-a!
Trump really does suck-a!
In Kirby's Trump Beat Down-a! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
For me, I would dual wield those corn cobs like Kirito from Sword Art Online. I'd be like, "Cornburst Pop! " Donald Trump's hair looks like corn and should really get shucked. But then Donald Trump would be bald! LOL! - Puga
For me, I would dual wield those corn cobs like Kirito from Sword Art Online. I'd be like, "Cornburst Pop! " Donald Trump's hair looks like corn and should really get shucked. But then Donald Trump would be bald! LOL! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I'll take the biggest one I can find and use all my strength to knock his brain out of his head. - Powerfulgirl10
Most straight-forward way to do it I guess. - KingFab
Let's have Truffles from Chowder do it for us! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
You can do that in PUBG - VeganTurtle
Powerfulgirl10 it will nothappen trumps mommy is dead - ihatetrump
Donald: But Mommy, I didn't really mean that I would make a border between Mexico and the U.S. *cries as he gets spanked in the butt with the oar*
Donald's Mom: Shut up you big baby! I am highly disappointed in you. Go to your room! You're grounded!
Please make this happen! - Powerfulgirl10
My two favorite 2016 presidential candidates beating up my least favorite 2016 presidential candidate. Perfect. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Yes make this happen! - Powerfulgirl10
I HATE ALL THREE OF THEM!
You have a little bit of intelligence for hating trump but not as much as a normal person for hating bernie and hillary - ihatetrump
His hair looks like it was taken from a mop like how SpongeBob got a mop for a wig in Wigstruck. Bet Samurai Jack could wield that mop like a boss! After all, he needs to wipe off that corn smell he has of his. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
What hair? - MontyPython
Good job to the person who added this here! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
That kid kicked balls of Donald Trump - Hoxton
Can I be the person to kick him in the balls? I'll make sure to wear extra sharp cleats, too. - Powerfulgirl10
Yes great idea - Fatty5000
Dude yes. This needs to be higher. - Cesium
I had to say a jeep, because Donald Trump would be too big for a motorcycle. I was originally going to say a field of cacti, but I thought it was too cruel. Still, it would be fun to see Trump get smashed into pumpkins! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I like this idea. Definitely brings out the orange in him. - Cesium
Yeah he is fat - Fatty5000
Jeep Driver: Oh look Donald Trump sign our autographs
Donald Trump: Oh really, for a small loan of dollars!
Jeep Driver: I'll strap him on the jeep(drives to a field of pumpkins
Donald Trump: Oh mommy I just went boom boom
(Donald Trump gets hit by pumpkins)
Trump is a racist idiot - ihatetrump
Donald: Mexicans SUCK!
Donald's Mom: That's it! You're getting spanked! *pulls Trump's pants down and spanks him with a belt extremely hard*
Donald: YEOWWEE! *screams and cries*
Donald's Mom: Go to your room! You're grounded... again! - Powerfulgirl10
Or have him breathe blue fire and burn him. - Powerfulgirl10
Godzilla Will Burn Down The Trump Wall
Don't hurt hillary! - ihatetrump
Perfect way to punish both of them! - RoseWeasley
Just so we're clear, I did NOT add this item. I hate Donald Trump, but this is a bit more brutal rather than funny. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Um, that might be a biiit too extreme. - Elric-san
You mean his toupee? I guess since there's still some numbskulls voting for him, I can sell his toupee and make a fortune. But I think a snapshot of the action would be more valuable. - Cesium
Or Mohammed Ali, if he was still alive - KingSlayer93316
Mike Tyson lost his talent so he's a good pick - Maddox121
I guess you CAN stump the Trump, after all. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Lol, I love how you keep calling him Ronald McDonald Trump.
Me: MEN! DO! KOTE! MEN! DO! KOTE! MEN! DO! KOTE!
Ronald McDonald Trump: Ow! Darr! Ow! Darr! Ow! Darr! Ow! Darr! Ow! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I think this is a LITTLE too extreme, don't you think? - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I think this is going a little too far... But I like it! - Powerfulgirl10
Of course it's not too extreme
It's not that extreme, but I like it.-Vestalis
He is related to WWE. Lets see who would win - TeamRocket747
I'll win for sure! He's so weak! - Powerfulgirl10
Obama: Mr. Trump, come to the front of the classroom NOW!
Trump: But Mr. Obama, I swear it wasn't me who drew a wall on the border between the U.S & Mexico on the map!
Trump: *begrudgingly comes to the front of the classroom*
Obama: *smacks him with a ruler* - RoseWeasley
Teacher:Trump, you're in detention!
I would sling a bag of feathers at him instead (was going to say rocks, but that’s a little too far) - KingSlayer93316
I can already imagine Ronald McDonald Trump screaming at the top of his narcissistic lungs Tom & Jerry-style. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Like when Patrick Star kept dropping a box on Man Ray’s foot? - KingSlayer93316
Random guy: Hey Trump, I have a brick for the wall
(The wall falls into his foot)
Trum[: Owww! You meanie! You broke my foot. Mommy call the ambulance I can walk Waaa
Yes! She can literally wipe him out along with the others! - Powerfulgirl10
Trump: Hello there little animal do you want to help me build my wall?
Sticks: I'm not a little animal, Bitch!
(Throws boomerang into Trump's nuts and then punches him real hard in the face)
Sticks: that's for messing with me you big nut!
Oh my Lord... - Powerfulgirl10
Watch his nose shoot blood at you. - Powerfulgirl10
No, I don't want Trump blood all over my nice shirts. - RoseWeasley
That would be hilarious! 😂
That is awesome!
It's a common beating method but I would do it. - TeamRocket747