Top 10 Funniest Ways to Beat Up Donald Trump

To compensate for my offensive comment on Top 10 Things That Would Happen If Donald Trump Became President, I have decided to make a list dedicated to just beating him up, NOT KILLING HIM. These items are just intended to beat him up in the funniest way possible without murdering him. I hope you find the list funny.
The Top Ten
1 Dump a truckload of Donald Trump piñatas onto him

Hell yes! It's basically saying, "Look, Trump, you're narcissism and bad attitude is coming back to haunt you! "

What could even be better than beating up a Donald Trump piñata? Well, how about dumping a mother load of them onto him instead?

I say give him a one-way ticket to Syria...

This list rules

2 Have several anime characters beat him up

You thought it was a weeaboo who posted that anime comment on Top 10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Shouldn't Win the 2016 Presidential Election. But it was me, ModernSpongeBobSucks! That's right! Let's have over 9000 anime characters beat up Donald Trump!

I would like to see this! Is Yuno Gasai going to beat up Donald Trump with over 9000 anime characters on her side? I just don't wan to see Pico or Sekai or Makoto from bad series.-Vestalis

Have that black clover founders girl throw him through walls after Trump groped her

Any Fullmetal Alchemist character would be enough to beat him up.

3 Have Rolf's from Ed, Edd, n Eddy farm animals stampede over him

Rolf: Victor, we have trespassers!
Me: Wilfred, you too!
Ed: Chickens!
Me: Now how do I do that trick again (crack my knuckles loudly)?
Animals: (animals go on a stampede and run over Donald Trump).
Trump: I've just been Trump-eded! But my daddy gave me a small loan of a million dollars!

Or at least a guy who looks like him for realism.

4 Whack him with jumbo-sized corn cobs

For me, I would dual wield those corn cobs like Kirito from Sword Art Online. I'd be like, "Cornburst Pop! " Donald Trump's hair looks like corn and should really get shucked. But then Donald Trump would be bald! LOL!

For me, I would dual wield those corn cobs like Kirito from Sword Art Online. I'd be like, "Cornburst Pop! " Donald Trump's hair looks like corn and should really get shucked. But then Donald Trump would be bald! LOL!

5 Hit him with a frying pan

I'll take the biggest one I can find and use all my strength to knock his brain out of his head.

Let's have Truffles from Chowder do it for us!

Most straight-forward way to do it I guess.

He will be genius after that.

6 Spank him with a rowing oar

Donald: But Mommy, I didn't really mean that I would make a border between Mexico and the U.S. *cries as he gets spanked in the butt with the oar*
Donald's Mom: Shut up you big baby! I am highly disappointed in you. Go to your room! You're grounded!
Please make this happen!

7 Donald Trump calls Patrick Star tubby and Patrick Star goes Super Saiyan on him

Patrick: Tubby? Grr! Nobody! Calls me! Tubby! Ahhh! I am the Super Saiyan! Son Patrick! I should take you and push you somewhere else! Because mayonnaise IS an instrument! You took my one and only dignity! Now I'm gonna starve!

Patrick: Tubby? Grr! Nobody! Calls me! Tubby! Ahhh! I am the Super Saiyan! Son Patrick! I should take you and push you somewhere else! Because mayonnaise IS an instrument! You took my one and only dignity! Now I'm gonna starve!

Make it the next episode of SpongeBob please

This made me laugh. I would pay so much to see it.

8 Courage the Cowardly Dog screams so loud that Donald Trump's body begins malfunctioning and beating himself up like Patrick Star did

Now for Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 3DS and Wii U! Courage Scares Up A Fight! Courage will scream like a Super Saiyan and make corn cobs come out of Donald Trump's ears as he starts beating himself up!

Just make sure to make Courage watch a horror movie first. Then make Trump hit himself in a frying pan when he starts to beat himself up.

Courage: AHHH!
Donald Trump: Oh my, what's happening (punches himself) Ow I was planning to kill a car you dodo pants

Ear drums do not work like that... But... That would be awesome.

9 Chase him around while trying to hit him with a toilet plunger

Zim: This is the plunger of DOOM!
Donald Trump really does deserve to have his hair plunged up and down due to how ugly it is.

I would so do this because I hate Donald Trump! Get him with the plunger! LOL

My method would be to stick a bunch of plungers to him

I need a plunger right now. Trump deserves this.

10 Kirby turns into Hypernova Kirby and sucks up a dumpster truck to exhale at Donald Trump

Please someone animate this!

The Contenders
11 Have a kid kick him in the balls real hard

Donald Trump: Mexicans Sucks!
Kid: How dare you! I'm Mexican you idiot
(The kid hits Donald Trump in the balls)
Donald Trump: Ow, my balls are dingling dangling across the Wall
Kid: Donald Trump dingling dangling doesn't exists
Donald Trump: Medic I just went boom boom and pee pee on dodo heads

Can I be the person to kick him in the balls? I'll make sure to wear extra sharp cleats, too.

Good job to the person who added this here!

That kid kicked balls of Donald Trump

12 Try to pull his hair out real hard

You mean his toupee? I guess since there's still some numbskulls voting for him, I can sell his toupee and make a fortune. But I think a snapshot of the action would be more valuable.

13 Beat him with a metal spiked jagged piece of metal

Just so we're clear, I did NOT add this item. I hate Donald Trump, but this is a bit more brutal rather than funny.

14 Have Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders punch both sides of his cheeks

My two favorite 2016 presidential candidates beating up my least favorite 2016 presidential candidate. Perfect.

Yes make this happen!

15 Smack his hair with a wet, dirty mop that's filled with rotten potato wedges

His hair looks like it was taken from a mop like how SpongeBob got a mop for a wig in Wigstruck. Bet Samurai Jack could wield that mop like a boss! After all, he needs to wipe off that corn smell he has of his.

16 Strap him to the front of a Jeep and use him to run over a field of pumpkins

I had to say a jeep, because Donald Trump would be too big for a motorcycle. I was originally going to say a field of cacti, but I thought it was too cruel. Still, it would be fun to see Trump get smashed into pumpkins!

Jeep Driver: Oh look Donald Trump sign our autographs
Donald Trump: Oh really, for a small loan of dollars!
Jeep Driver: I'll strap him on the jeep(drives to a field of pumpkins
Donald Trump: Oh mommy I just went boom boom
(Donald Trump gets hit by pumpkins)

I like this idea. Definitely brings out the orange in him.

Yeah he is fat

17 Chuck Norris beats him up

Dude yes. This needs to be higher.

18 Beat him to death with a chainsaw!
19 Use karate on him
20 Use taekwondo on him
21 Hit him with furniture right on the head real hard
22 Beat him in a boxing match

I'll win for sure! He's so weak!

23 Have Godzilla step on him

Or have him breathe blue fire and burn him.

Godzilla Will Burn Down The Trump Wall

24 Spank him with a belt

Trump is a racist idiot

25 Have Metallica and Megadeth fans beat him up
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