Top Ten Funniest Ways to Beg Someone to Follow You

The Top Ten

1 Follow me! I promise you pressing that little head won't blow up your computer screen!

You just won a follower

2 Make a list "Reasons to follow (your name here)"

And add ridiculous reasons.

3 You should follow me instead of that weirdo on the online members list!

4 Follow me. Make America great again.

Make my amount of followers a high number again.

I get the donald trump reference.

Better than Trump

5 Follow me! I'm a member

6 Follow me! Why not?

7 I like crunchy. I like meaty. Following me satisfies completely.

8 By making this list.

9 There are many idiots you can follow. I'm an idiot so follow me.

I should say this! It describes me perfectly!

10 Follow me, or I'll follow you home.

The Contenders

11 Follow me or I'll shove my canned tomatoes in your face.

12 Follow me and I'll give you a million dollars!

13 Add them to a best users list and hope they see it and follow you

A specific user has done this many times in order to climb up the stats again

14 Say "follow me or I'll twerk in your face"

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