Top Ten Funniest Ways to Beg Someone to Follow You

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The Top Ten

1 Follow me! I promise you pressing that little head won't blow up your computer screen!

You just won a follower - SmashBall

Yay,my life is saved! *House blows up by gas accident* - Nateawesomeness

2 Make a list "Reasons to follow (your name here)"

And add ridiculous reasons. - PianoQueen

Reasons to follow lovefrombadlands!
1. She's a bad user and people follow bad users
2. She likes songs
3. She exists
4. Because she told you to
5. Her favorite song is not bad
6. She likes her taste in music
7. She will most likely follow you if you aren't her enemy
8. She copied this idea from a list
9. This is the 9th item so follow lovefrombadlands now!
10. Just follow her so she can make her 200 follower special already

3 You should follow me instead of that weirdo on the online members list!
4 Follow me! I'm a member
5 Follow me. Make America great again.

Make my amount of followers a high number again.

I get the donald trump reference. - Skullkid755

Better than Trump - SmashBall

6 Follow me! Why not?

Zoidberg? - Ace_of_spades

7 I like crunchy. I like meaty. Following me satisfies completely.
8 By making this list.
9 There are many idiots you can follow. I'm an idiot so follow me.

I should say this! It describes me perfectly!

10 Follow me, or I'll follow you home.

The Contenders

11 Follow me or I'll shove my canned tomatoes in your face.
12 Follow me and I'll give you a million dollars!

NOT! - PianoQueen

13 Add them to a best users list and hope they see it and follow you

A specific user has done this many times in order to climb up the stats again - bobbythebrony

14 Say "follow me or I'll twerk in your face"
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1. Follow me! I promise you pressing that little head won't blow up your computer screen!
2. Make a list "Reasons to follow (your name here)"
3. You should follow me instead of that weirdo on the online members list!
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