Funniest Ways to Die In Minecraft

Minecraft: The noob killing field. It's funny to die in Minecraft sometimes. Here's my top choices

The Top Ten Funniest Ways to Die In Minecraft

1 Invisible Creepers

Basically, someone uses invisibility potion on a creeper and the creeper walks toward an unsuspecting player. It's the funniest way for someone else to die in Minecraft, but can make you angry if you're the one playing. - ethanmeinster

Trolling - BugsyK

You are talking in the comments too?

A great troll trap... - 05yusuf09

2 Zombies punch you with rotten flesh

That actually happened dyring my modded survival while my health was low fighting off the Kraken and a pack of zombies attacked me and when I slayed 2, one picked up a rotten flesh and killed me with it! - TheGoldenRifle

3 Falling into lava while mining diamonds

I throw my ipad when I lose my diamonds! lol!

Diamonds are trolls under lava. If you mine them while standing on the diamond ore your standing on, you'll might fall in the lava

What about mine them in creative? No drops in creative - BugsyK

4 Villager Debt

Basically, when you die of debt because villagers charge too much emeralds! One offered one emerald for three bread! Seriously?! I can get the bread from your village, thank you very much. - ethanmeinster

Wha? - BugsyK

Villager items are overpriced. The items need to be better or it should charge less emeralds. - MChkflaguard_Yt

True true but what if you give them 3 bread and they give u one emerald? good deals there! - lolingdog9000

5 Drunk on potions

What if you run out of potions... - BugsyK

We're lucky that there are regeneration potions, too, or it wouldn't be good AT ALL! I'm not saying being drunk on potions is a good idea, but if you DO get drunk, I'm warning you to never go near any caves!

Not funny at all and you can't be drunk in Minecraft.

Potion of Drunkness can be crafted using 64 dirt and a deadbush

6 Sleeping in the Nether

Cool way to die.

No wonder Ghasts are sad. Michael Bay rules over the Nether kingdom and kills everyone who tries to sleep, resulting in mass hysteria, depression, and of course, sleep deprivation. - MKBeast

Lol That's so sad though..,

*Right clicks on bed* BOOM! - BugsyK

7 Suffocate in a tree

Um... nowpe - BugsyK

8 Getting scared by ambience in a cave

Oh wow... Just wow... - BugsyK

Happened to me plenty of times - Emberflight_of_StormClan

If they found a noob, the trolls can easy place this command into a rpc: /playsound

9 Falling

AAAH *Dies* - BugsyK

10 Getting pushed of a cliff by a cow

Never happened to me but that's funny

This happened to me... twice

Always happens to me.

Steve and alex on a high cliff.
*One cow was splashed with a IAMCRAZY potion. It pushes steve*

The Contenders

11 Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj appear in the game and torture you to death with their music

Weclome to my mine

Luckily, my Minecraft skin looks like Halsey and would save the day with good music!

12 A dispenser of yours shoots chicken eggs and a chicken spawns and knocks you off a lava pit

Hey Buddy; wait what r u doing, ahhh

13 Drowning

Not funny when you have spent ages on it

14 Lose Creative Mode While Flying

I like to troll my friends and do this

15 Spawning a Wither in your house

Me:Time to make cake.

*A wither was made*
Me:How was that here?
*The wither charges at Me*

16 Lose your Elytra while flying
17 You are in the Nether and your portal was deactivated and you have no flint and steel or obsidian


18 Playing in the fire

Who will want to do that?

19 Invisible zombies and skeletons in your house

Haha,it be funny if our friends came back to the house and when there in all tehy thought was that "Oh its gonna be a good day,i want a pie".No! 😂.Those zombies in side them will hit them down till dead and they"ll say"Oh,Its not a good day! *Cries*".

20 Falling into lava
21 Chase an ocelot without any food

You will starve to death.

22 Getting hit with an egg

Lol you can not die

23 TNT Cannon Fail
24 Buried under gravel
25 Shot by bow and arrow from 50 blocks

Your killer hit you from 50 meters away with a bow and arrow. He/She got off 3 arrows in only six seconds, scoring two hits, including a headshot- Full Metal Jacket(1987) reference

That must have been an enchanted bow.

Original line: 250 feet. Oswald was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. Using an old Italian bolt-action rifle, he got off three shots in only six seconds. He scored two hits, including a headshot.

26 A glitch put just above lava and you fall into it.
27 Placing TNT and then accidentally using flint and steel
28 Summon EnderDragon in your house
29 Creeper Fishing

Poopig in the toilet

30 Playing tennis with a ghost

In the nether! want a minute. are ghasts in the nether?

31 Using the wrong independents

(that position was to turn into a sheep.)

32 Low bridge

Don't ride a horse in a low bridge

33 Eating by a tree
34 Starving to death after the villagers steal YOUR food for a change.
35 Die in the exact same spot you died in after loading a new world with same seed

Ok... maybe this is more like torturous way to die in minecraft. dis happened to me.

36 Door traps

he he he

37 You forget all about the piston suffocation trap you made in front of your house

You build a piston trap to keep the zombies out, and you go on a hike. Then, you forget all about your trap, which you made almost COMPLETELY invisible and hidden. Then, you go walking straight toward it...

38 Accidentally discovering that the floor was lava
39 Flipping a lever that fires an arrow......and then a creeper blows you up

Flipping a lever that fires an arrow that triggers a tripwire that pushes a slime block that launches the arrow into a button that activates a piston that pushes a villager that lures a zombie into luring an iron golem over a pressure plate that launches a cat that scares a creeper into a fire that kills the creeper who drops some gunpowder into a stream that pushes it into a portal that slides the gunpowder over some ice and over a pressure plate that activates a piston that updates a block which updates a floating line of gravel that falls and updates a LONG line of gravel that drops a skeleton that lures a wolf into a portal that sends the wolf in front of a sheep that lures the wolf over a tripwire that removes a water block that suffocates a squid that drops an ink sac into a hopper that feeds a chest that activates a comparator which activates a piston that pushes a which off a pressure plate that pulls into a piston that pulls a line of slime blocks that pulls a stone block ...more

40 Falling in the void
41 Digging straight down into lava

Never dig straight down.~Galaxy Meowth

42 Getting killed by a Drown with a trident

Painful, this happened to me a couple minutes ago. It only takes three hits to kill you.

43 An anvil falls on your head

Lol your a nub you put a anvil above you

44 Having someone stick a pufferfish next to your door
45 Press the Button for food... and your food is a living, fresh Wither.

Place a dark oak sign written “Press Button for Free Food”. Place a button behind a dispenser. Put a wither skeleton skull in the dispenser. Then, build a Wither, but don’t put the skull on the Soul Sand. Place the Dispenser facing the empty slot.

How it works: Player presses button, activates dispenser, which places the wither skeleton skull on the ‘soul sand without the skull on it’. That spawns a deadly Wither.

Tips: Put it near the victim’s house. Even better, cover everything behind the dispenser with Dirt (make a small Dirt house covering them).

46 Summon a Wither while you are poisoned and on fire and withered and weakened and slowed


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