Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die

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1 Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'

Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole. - xoxoxGraceLubsYu

That would be kind of creepy! - moose4life19

You would be dying doing something on your list

Very good thanks that's work

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2 Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus

This is hilarious! I cracked up when I heard this. This should be number one. We all know your dead if your listening to JB

It's great just like in T.V. when they say I'm gonna be somebody then just get killed.

Ha isn't it funny!

That would be a legendary death

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3 Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.

I almost shat myself laughing at this... laugh out loud - benhos

Pretty Good that guy must have been incredibly dumb

Absolutely hysterical, almost inspires me to try and kill my self

Tommorow I'm gonna to kill my self this way

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4 Accidently beating yourself up

How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?

If Patrick can do it, so can I!

Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.

Stop hitting youself stop hitting yourself - PeeledBanana

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5 Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure

I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L. - PositronWildhawk

How long has he/she been holding it in

How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!

LOL - PeeledBanana

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6 Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake

"ahh I will never forget you cheesecake! "

Lol, how in the world is that possible? - Pony

CHEESECAKE, I will get my revenge! - Enderninja327

I would just put on a bulletproof vest and bring my fork. - AlphaQ

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7 Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway

That snipers really skilled!

What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...

You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.

Like it

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8 About to snipe someone on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and being sniped at the same time in real life

Do you get the kill?

That would be epic. ( If you are not the person being sniped. )

That what you get for ruining my perfect kill streak son.

BEST SNIPER PERSON EVER!

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9 The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course

And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs! - abhinandannitresrivatsa

Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.

Laugh out loud this is joke

Haha! - PeeledBanana

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10 Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu

this is so how I would die cause I do this all the time! hahahahahahahahahaha lolz - ballaboi17

That's so crazy though. - Powerfulgirl10

I feel like that's something I would do...

Irony

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The Newcomers

? Watching SpongeBob, then you randomly explode

The Contenders

11 Hard crotch kick

Hey baby wanna get some coffee... aaaaahhhh what the HELL! awwwww (dies) - SmoothCriminal

Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on... - SmoothCriminal

Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...

I practiced fist punching, you're gonna lo- AWWWAHAHHAHAHWWAHAAAHAAHH - PeeledBanana

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12 Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.

I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter

Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.

Best list ever!

You'll easily die from that. - Powerfulgirl10

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13 Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun

If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.

Funnily enough, this actually once happened. A kid smack talked an adult in a multiplayer game, then the adult lost his cool and went to the kid's house and tried to strangle him to death.

Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.

Has call of duty gone too far? Lol

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14 Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.

But what if in the new universe Bieber is actually good? - WonkeyDude98

What if he's a peanut butter can who Steven the last slice of pizza? - AlphaQ

My calculator only shows an "Error 1" when I do this - Neonco31

I could imagine that... - luisprado

haha

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15 Be punched in the face by an egg

The heck how does the egg punch I love this one

Lol. What the heck?! That's hilarious! - Powerfulgirl10

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16 Choking on oxygen.

I'm always doing things and I have track. One day we did some 200s (half lap sprint) and I just started choking on air. Everyone thought I was dying but less awesome just choking on air. I also occasionally choke on air in the middle of school. So this wouldn't be overly impossible.

The one about choking on farts was much better. No offense to who typed this one down.

This happens to me all the time! Pretty sure oxygen/air hates me Love this list so far!

It's true

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17 Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after

I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...

I love this! A stroke of genius! You're waiting to die in the last day on Earth, then you fall asleep that night and when you wake up, you're in heaven the next day!

I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.

It would be funny if it actually happened - pcn

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18 Falling from the chair

And tumbling down the stairs - Neonco31

The only way this could happen is if you have severe brain damage or you're on a really high platform.

My friend just feel off a chair she was laughing to death

How Dan Howell will die - AnonymousChick

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19 Getting stabbed by your three year old

what the crap do 3 year olds think they are - carvandog

That nearly happens in the simpsons when Maggie copies Itchy and Scratchy

I think this explains Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Ha ha ha. - Pikachulover1

Thi's is a BIG posibility...

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20 Making a top ten list of this while dying

AINYO: *slowly types in the list* Almost there... *dies* - Powerfulgirl10

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1. The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course
2. Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
3. Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.
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1. Accidently beating yourself up
2. Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
3. Making a top ten list of this while dying
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1. Pooping so hard you rip out your intestines and your appendix bursts
2. Laughing for hours straight over a drunken donkey trying to eat figs
3. You and Pewdiepie die in a plane crash by Smosh
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