Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die

Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole. - xoxoxGraceLubsYu

That would be kind of creepy! - moose4life19

You would be dying doing something on your list

That would be very funny and stupid.

This is hilarious! I cracked up when I heard this. This should be number one. We all know your dead if your listening to JB

It's great just like in T.V. when they say I'm gonna be somebody then just get killed.

Ha isn't it funny!

That would be a legendary death

that's sad

I almost shat myself laughing at this... laugh out loud - benhos

Pretty Good that guy must have been incredibly dumb

I pissed my pants laughing to this. Then again that's something I'll put on my bucket list before I die. - Pony

Funniest ever! - TopTenTed

How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?

If Patrick can do it, so can I!

Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.

This is me

I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L. - PositronWildhawk

How long has he/she been holding it in

How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!

Me

That snipers really skilled!

What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...

You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.

LOL

"ahh I will never forget you cheesecake! "

Lol, how in the world is that possible? - Pony

And so begins the great cheesecake war of 2018.

I don not like cheesecake anymore

Do you get the kill?

How about trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and get sniped at the same time in real life?

That would be epic. ( If you are not the person being sniped. )

Yas

And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs! - abhinandannitresrivatsa

Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.

Laugh out loud this is joke

Haha! - PeeledBanana

Hey baby wanna get some coffee... aaaaahhhh what the HELL! awwwww (dies) - SmoothCriminal

Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on... - SmoothCriminal

Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...

If you kick me in the crotch, you better brace yourself because I’m going to kick you back

But I’d probably die from this... - KingSlayer93316

But what if in the new universe Bieber is actually good? - WonkeyDude98

What if he's a peanut butter can who Steven the last slice of pizza? - AlphaQ

My calculator only shows an "Error 1" when I do this - Neonco31

I could imagine that... - luisprado

Amazing

If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.

Funnily enough, this actually once happened. A kid smack talked an adult in a multiplayer game, then the adult lost his cool and went to the kid's house and tried to strangle him to death.

Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.

"YOU THINK I CAN'T AIM ON SPLATOON, EH?! LET'S SEE HOW I AIM NOW THEN." You: no please - mattstat716

I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter

Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.

Best list ever!

Reminds me of that one scene in the lego movie where like, 10 police cars rammed into a wall as if they were thrown onto eachother. - mattstat716

I'm always doing things and I have track. One day we did some 200s (half lap sprint) and I just started choking on air. Everyone thought I was dying but less awesome just choking on air. I also occasionally choke on air in the middle of school. So this wouldn't be overly impossible.

The one about choking on farts was much better. No offense to who typed this one down.

This happens to me all the time! Pretty sure oxygen/air hates me Love this list so far!

Something I would do 🤣

I pissed myself at this one

The heck how does the egg punch I love this one

Lol. What the heck?! That's hilarious! - Powerfulgirl10

I don’t think this one would kill you... unless your like a 129 year old woman on life support. How did the egg bypass hospital security, we’ll never know - Potamusgaind

I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...

I remember on 12-22-2012 is was worried that it would be the LAST day, not the day it actually ended so I had anxiety for the next day as well! Won't really care too much when the world actually ends in 2020, since you might as well just accept that it is ending

I love this! A stroke of genius! You're waiting to die in the last day on Earth, then you fall asleep that night and when you wake up, you're in heaven the next day!

2012 has passed, but I imagine it would go down like this in an AU:
"Wha... We're gonna live? :D"
*very next day* "EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE! " - mattstat716

what the crap do 3 year olds think they are - carvandog

That nearly happens in the simpsons when Maggie copies Itchy and Scratchy

I think this explains Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Ha ha ha. - Pikachulover1

I don't know

And tumbling down the stairs - Neonco31

The only way this could happen is if you have severe brain damage or you're on a really high platform.

My friend just feel off a chair she was laughing to death

How Dan Howell will die - AnonymousChick

AINYO: *slowly types in the list* Almost there... *dies* - Powerfulgirl10

Painful death. Listening to Whip my Hair is enough, but Balut, Fish heads, and in a Prius? Worth ripping your eyes out! Only things funnier are Beiber for too long, drowning in a poop shower watching F&CC, and tounge stuck to a pole in Antarctica. Also a close tie with the Jello addiction.

I haven't bathed In 50 years

Haha

That's good. That's really good.

Racist but funny

Haha

Yoo my n*****" nice

And actually getting hit by a car

I belive there was a guy who survived falling off a cliff, then a car landed on him and he died.

Oh, I commented this before I even had an account. Good old times which was like two months ago. - MaxAurelius

And falling off a cliff, then getting hit by a car in mid-air

I should have looked to my right first - Neonco31

And after the Colonel and the burger king feed you to death! But you think hey at least you get to try the burger and you remember it was carrot sticks!

Me: *suffers from eating a big mac* Just one more bite... *has seizure* - Powerfulgirl10

Funny my dad loves mcdonalds

I heard that they put illegal drugs in the food :/

I got kicked IN the nuggets

This has happened to me

It happens to my brother two years ago, but it's still hilarious

Probably because you want to eat it - KingSlayer93316

That's funny but true because you could act like the real world is a video game and step in front of a car and try to flip the car.

That actually was on spike's 1000 ways to die. Sitting for 3 days straight without using the bathroom slows the blood flow, and when you finally get up, the blood flow speeds up to a ridiculous rate and makes your heart explode. The heart was unable to process that amont of blood.

This actually happened to a guy playing WOW.

This happened to someone playing sonic r. - Ilovestephanie

"Oh, I really had a good time last night. We should go out again tonight. "
"Yes... Yes, my precious... I can't wait. "
Your expression: O. O
Your thoughts: Oh, crap, bad idea.

Lmao this one's funny!... I would prob be the one to do this because I will meet with anyone that interests me

I like it because I like them.

Killer: Did you have a good time?
Me: Yes I did.
Kiler: Let's hang out tomorrow.
*tomorrow* *we are sitting at a table and the serial killer stabs my foot with a knife; I scream painfully*
Killer: DIE YOU MORON! DIE! *rapidly stabs me until I die* - Powerfulgirl10

NOO ten hours later NO

YES

Dang that is so bad...

That actually happened(John Kendrick, 1794)

For those about to rock...FIRE! (Cannon Fire, guy drops dead) We Sallluttte Yoouuu!

IT WOULD BE MUCH BETER IF THE CANON WAS FIRED BY HIMSELF

Voldemort had his chance

The other player would be like 'OWND! '

"D-d-did I win? " - mattstat716

I did that last saturday

Then how'd you comment, did you bring your computer?

lol

I get the reference lol

THAT HAPPENED ONCE - MaxAurelius

How does the coffin fall

God, I want to die this way if I had too

Me: *died on Happy Wheels; gets ran over by a real segway* - Powerfulgirl10

Reminds me of the Segway company owner's death.

Like others lelelelelelelelellelelleleleleeelleellelele

That's so bad, that it'll blow up my whole house. - Powerfulgirl10

I would die luaghing

Haha

I would probly be the one to do this once. I'm love this one too lol

If you own a skateboard, and you bring it to a zoo with rhinos in it...have a good time!

Replace rhinos with gorillas #harambe

. What? - Powerfulgirl10

By playing Grand Theft Auto 5 (the most overrated game ever) for too long

How, though? I know. VIDEO GAMES!

That actually can happen. - Powerfulgirl10

How the hell do you do that

Does this man firing it backwards? - Powerfulgirl10

Hey a mini gun which way does it go ahh 💀

Imagin that

Laugh out loud, Skyrim is awesome.

How 'bout your heel? Sorry, nerd here, refrence to Greek Mythology.

I used to be a drug dealer,until I took an arrow to the knee

I used to be a warrio like you, until I took an arrow to the knee

Me: *does the worm* *makes monkey noises *falls off a cliff while making monkey noises, and dies* - Powerfulgirl10

Drop it like it's HOT! *thud*

Sorry owner. No killings, please?

Oh no! I hope Admin doesn't kill me! - Powerfulgirl10

And how do you know my address?

How could the bathtub even leave the room? Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

Laugh out loud this is awesome - benhos

. That's funny and awesome. - Powerfulgirl10

LOLS so funny - floridiancat

Pretty gross, when you think about it.

Then you have a big mouth

WHAT IS THIS?!

There are parasites in my tummy! So yummy, so yummy!

I think this could actually happen. - funnyuser

Most (or all) episodes are bad. I bet my dad and my baby sister won't die from this... - Powerfulgirl10