Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die

The Top Ten
1 Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus

I loved hard core. Make this number one please! Now I am going to talk about nothing so I can get this comment to be good. A pretty good idea ah. I am nearly there... Come on... Yay I did it!

You were right. You became that guy who convinced the city to make looking both ways before crossing the street mandatory.

It's great just like in T.V. when they say I'm gonna be somebody then just get killed.

Ha isn't it funny!

I think that is likely to happen to me :'D but hey, then every one would remember how I died for a while!

2 Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'

Oh, this one would be hilarious! Ha- so fu- *chokes on oxygen*... dies.

When I read this, I checked if 'aminumberoneyet' has made any lists since this...

That would be kind of creepy!

That would be very funny and stupid.

3 Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.

I pissed my pants laughing to this. Then again that's something I'll put on my bucket list before I die.

I love fast food but I think of Burger King is better.

Bonus points if you do it in a stolen / expensive car.

Tried it. Brought a driving force into my life

4 Accidently beating yourself up

How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?

Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.

You could only beat yourself up if you were way out of control and whoever does beat himself up would be way out of control. Har had har

Just beat it beat it no one wanted to be defeated.

5 Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway

What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...

You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.

He was shooting at you, a moving target, and got lucky. Forgot your Bible or whatever?

Well you would be thinking you would fall to death but you get shot and you're like what da?!

6 Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake

Oh my god, why do people even type down this funny stuff. I mean, it's the funniest stuff ever, it's just that...Let's just say if I got 500 dollars for each one of them, I'd be able to purchase a house without needing a job. Still awesome! :D

If someone asks me why I don't like cheesecake, I'll show them this.

I would just put on a bulletproof vest and bring my fork.

When does a cheesecake get a hold of a machine gun?

7 Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure

Laugh out loud. This is hilarious! I could imagine myself right before my head explodes... POW!

Wait, does the poop come out? Maybe not the right end, but does it? I need to know!

How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!

Really? Seriously? This is kinda immature guys...

8 The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course

Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.

And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs!

It can happen.
You could also break a rib.
Or maybe your laughing on a cliff and you fall

I've been laughing too much. *gag* I think I'll die of laughter... *dies*

9 Hard crotch kick

Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...

If you kick me in the crotch, you better brace yourself because I'm going to kick you back

But I'd probably die from this...

If only Johnny cage could punch that hard there, then he'd win the tournament for sure!

This is obviously the funniest getting hit in the crotch funny way to die aahahaahah!

10 About to snipe someone on Call of Duty and being sniped at the same time in real life

Me: Wow Call of duty did realistic update time to play. Attemps to snipe person but bullet bounces and hits me.
Funeral: We have got here today to say goodbye to Gage. He has died due to trying to snipe someone in Call of duty but the bullet bounced and hit him in real life instead.
Me: How was that possible

How about trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and get sniped at the same time in real life?

That what you get for ruining my perfect kill streak son.

Do you get the kill?

The Contenders
11 Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks of a calculator malfunctioning and forming a black hole when dividing zero by zero. (I know it's not real, ofc.)

That's SUPER funny!
Me: What's 0 decided by 0 *gets sucked into a black hole, and Justin Bieber is singing on stage; there are fans cheering for him*
Justin: Baby, baby, baby ooh
Me: *sigh* I hate this world. *shoots myself in the head*

I wish Justin Bieber read this. He'll try to say sorry but we could say it's too late now to say sorry!

@ luisprado
I don't like JB, and there's nothing wrong with that.
I agree theat none of us know him, and shouldn't say things like that.
But it's fine not to like someone, for I bet there are some singers YOU don't like.
Just like this way may be offensive to you, your comment may be offensive to us.

12 Choking on oxygen.

I'm always doing things and I have track. One day we did some 200s (half lap sprint) and I just started choking on air. Everyone thought I was dying but less awesome just choking on air. I also occasionally choke on air in the middle of school. So this wouldn't be overly impossible.

The one about choking on farts was much better. No offense to who typed this one down.

This happens to me all the time! Pretty sure oxygen/air hates me Love this list so far!

Is that even possible?

13 Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.

I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter

Megumi Shimizu from the horror anime Shiki...
This was literally her death!

Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.

You'll easily die from that.

14 Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu

I feel like that's something I would do...

That's so crazy though.

15 Being Allergic to Cuteness and Then Buying an Ugly Cat for It to Have Babies That Are the Cutest Thing On Earth, Finding You Don't Really Have an Allergy and Being Mauled to Death by the Cats.
16 Falling from the chair

The only way this could happen is if you have severe brain damage or you're on a really high platform.

Umm... I'm falling from the chair a lot, but I'm not dead. Only babies can die outta that.

So ridiculous, how the person falling from the chair and dies, how?

I fell off a chair once... I went unconsuis (however you spell it)... My mum actually thought I was dead

17 Avalanche of naked girls

I'll die from seeing too many boobs and vaginas. Because I am NOT the type of person who LOVES that kind of stuff.

There goes population control...

I would love that hey babe...

I'd actually enjoy that.

18 Doing the Worm Off a Cliff

Drop it like it's HOT! *thud*

Me: *does the worm* *makes monkey noises *falls off a cliff while making monkey noises, and dies*

19 Making a top ten list of this while dying
20 Firing a minigun from the wrong end

1000 Ways To Die segment where a guy at a yard sale accidentally shoots himself with a ring gun.

Does this man firing it backwards?

Tried it, shot my neighbour.

21 Being Justin Bieber and getting eaten by rabid teenage boys
22 Taking a bath in the boiler
23 Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun

If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.

Funnily enough, this actually once happened. A kid smack talked an adult in a multiplayer game, then the adult lost his cool and went to the kid's house and tried to strangle him to death.

Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.

24 Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after

I remember on 12-22-2012 is was worried that it would be the LAST day, not the day it actually ended so I had anxiety for the next day as well! Won't really care too much when the world actually ends in 2020, since you might as well just accept that it is ending

I love this! A stroke of genius! You're waiting to die in the last day on Earth, then you fall asleep that night and when you wake up, you're in heaven the next day!

I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...

I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.

25 Death by monkeys
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