Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die

The Top Ten
1 Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus

Oh yeah... This is my second favorite, if u read pearls before swine (it's a comic strip) u might laugh a little harder... In one strip there is this guys who tries to live a new life... And I quote... "Bob's new life lasted four seconds."

Tied with this and another few: "Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake" and "Stabbed with a carrot" and "Jumping off a skyscraper and whilst in midair being sniped". All of these I lmao'd at.

You were right. You became that guy who convinced the city to make looking both ways before crossing the street mandatory.

This is hilarious! I cracked up when I heard this. This should be number one. We all know your dead if your listening to JB

2 Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'

Then I'll try not to make any top ten list or to die during making a top ten list

You would be dying doing something on your list

When I read this, I checked if 'aminumberoneyet' has made any lists since this...

That would be kind of creepy!

3 Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.

I pissed my pants laughing to this. Then again that's something I'll put on my bucket list before I die.

Absolutely hysterical, almost inspires me to try and kill my self

I almost shat myself laughing at this... laugh out loud

Pretty Good that guy must have been incredibly dumb

4 Accidently beating yourself up

How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?

You could only beat yourself up if you were way out of control and whoever does beat himself up would be way out of control. Har had har

Me and my friends had played truth or dare and then they told me to do the same thing

Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.

5 Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway

What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...

You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.

He was shooting at you, a moving target, and got lucky. Forgot your Bible or whatever?

This happens in New York there's a law no jumping off buildings laugh out loud

6 Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake

Oh look someone forgot t...

At funeral

We gather here today to mourn over Lila(not my real name) who was machine gunned to death by cheesecake

Me in heaven


Oh my god, why do people even type down this funny stuff. I mean, it's the funniest stuff ever, it's just that...Let's just say if I got 500 dollars for each one of them, I'd be able to purchase a house without needing a job. Still awesome! :D

If someone asks me why I don't like cheesecake, I'll show them this.

It would never happen so it's very weird but funny lol lol

7 Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure

Laugh out loud. This is hilarious! I could imagine myself right before my head explodes... POW!

Wait, does the poop come out? Maybe not the right end, but does it? I need to know!

How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!

I feel like that will happen sometimes (not really)

8 The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course

It can happen.
You could also break a rib.
Or maybe your laughing on a cliff and you fall

Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.

And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs!

I've been laughing too much. *gag* I think I'll die of laughter... *dies*

9 Hard crotch kick

Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...

Lol! This is sooo funny! Hey beautiful wanna go to an expensive restauraunt? They go then when he tries to have her pay for the meal she gets out and kicks him in the crotch! Lol

If only Johnny cage could punch that hard there, then he'd win the tournament for sure!

This is obviously the funniest getting hit in the crotch funny way to die aahahaahah!

10 About to snipe someone on Call of Duty and being sniped at the same time in real life

Me: Wow Call of duty did realistic update time to play. Attemps to snipe person but bullet bounces and hits me.
Funeral: We have got here today to say goodbye to Gage. He has died due to trying to snipe someone in Call of duty but the bullet bounced and hit him in real life instead.
Me: How was that possible

How about trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and get sniped at the same time in real life?

That would be epic. ( If you are not the person being sniped. )

That what you get for ruining my perfect kill streak son.

The Contenders
11 Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks of a calculator malfunctioning and forming a black hole when dividing zero by zero. (I know it's not real, ofc.)

I wish Justin Bieber read this. He'll try to say sorry but we could say it's too late now to say sorry!

@ luisprado
I don't like JB, and there's nothing wrong with that.
I agree theat none of us know him, and shouldn't say things like that.
But it's fine not to like someone, for I bet there are some singers YOU don't like.
Just like this way may be offensive to you, your comment may be offensive to us.

I will assasinate him and be the best, or divide 0 by 0 again and go back to where I came from

12 Choking on oxygen.

I'm always doing things and I have track. One day we did some 200s (half lap sprint) and I just started choking on air. Everyone thought I was dying but less awesome just choking on air. I also occasionally choke on air in the middle of school. So this wouldn't be overly impossible.

The one about choking on farts was much better. No offense to who typed this one down.

This happens to me all the time! Pretty sure oxygen/air hates me Love this list so far!

Is that even possible?

13 Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.

I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter

Megumi Shimizu from the horror anime Shiki...
This was literally her death!

Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.

This happened in Meet Joe Black

14 Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu

Dying from a milkshake is so odd I'll drink this one... dead

I feel like that's something I would do...

That's so crazy though.

Lmao I love ironic deaths like that

15 Being Allergic to Cuteness and Then Buying an Ugly Cat for It to Have Babies That Are the Cutest Thing On Earth, Finding You Don't Really Have an Allergy and Being Mauled to Death by the Cats.

I hate cats and kittens

16 Falling from the chair

The only way this could happen is if you have severe brain damage or you're on a really high platform.

Umm... I'm falling from the chair a lot, but I'm not dead. Only babies can die outta that.

I fell off a chair once... I went unconsuis (however you spell it)... My mum actually thought I was dead

So ridiculous, how the person falling from the chair and dies, how?

17 Making a top ten list of this while dying

AINYO: *slowly types in the list* Almost there... *dies*

18 Avalanche of naked girls

I'll die from seeing too many boobs and vaginas. Because I am NOT the type of person who LOVES that kind of stuff.

There goes population control...

Grosser than the one above

I would love that hey babe...

19 Firing a minigun from the wrong end

1000 Ways To Die segment where a guy at a yard sale accidentally shoots himself with a ring gun.

Does this man firing it backwards?

Tried it, shot my neighbour.

How the hell do you do that

20 Doing the Worm Off a Cliff

Me: *does the worm* *makes monkey noises *falls off a cliff while making monkey noises, and dies*

Imagine doing the worm and then you is dead

Drop it like it's HOT! *thud*

21 Being Justin Bieber and getting eaten by rabid teenage boys
22 Taking a bath in the boiler

I haven't bathed In 50 years

23 Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun

If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.

Funnily enough, this actually once happened. A kid smack talked an adult in a multiplayer game, then the adult lost his cool and went to the kid's house and tried to strangle him to death.

Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.

Has call of duty gone too far? Lol

24 Scream "I'm going to get hit by a car!"

I belive there was a guy who survived falling off a cliff, then a car landed on him and he died.

Screaming I'm going to get hit by a Car. You die by screaming too loud

And falling off a cliff, then getting hit by a car in mid-air

And actually getting hit by a car

25 Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after

I remember on 12-22-2012 is was worried that it would be the LAST day, not the day it actually ended so I had anxiety for the next day as well! Won't really care too much when the world actually ends in 2020, since you might as well just accept that it is ending

I love this! A stroke of genius! You're waiting to die in the last day on Earth, then you fall asleep that night and when you wake up, you're in heaven the next day!

I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...

I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.

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