Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die

The Top Ten Funniest Ways to Die

1 Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus

This is hilarious! I cracked up when I heard this. This should be number one. We all know your dead if your listening to JB

It's great just like in T.V. when they say I'm gonna be somebody then just get killed.

Ha isn't it funny!

That would be a legendary death

Tied with this and another few: "Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake" and "Stabbed with a carrot" and "Jumping off a skyscraper and whilst in midair being sniped". All of these I lmao'd at.

2 Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'

Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole. - xoxoxGraceLubsYu

That would be kind of creepy! - moose4life19

You would be dying doing something on your list

Right, I'm typing a list right now and-----

3 Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.

I almost shat myself laughing at this... laugh out loud - benhos

Pretty Good that guy must have been incredibly dumb

Me and me friend died laughing at this.

I pissed my pants laughing to this. Then again that's something I'll put on my bucket list before I die. - Pony

4 Accidently beating yourself up

How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?

If Patrick can do it, so can I!

Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.

Me and my friends had played truth or dare and then they told me to do the same thing

5 Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway

That snipers really skilled!

Well you would be thinking you would fall to death but you get shot and you’re like what da?!

What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...

You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.

6 Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake

If someone asks me why I don't like cheesecake, I'll show them this. - RoseWeasley

"ahh I will never forget you cheesecake! "

Lol, how in the world is that possible? - Pony

And so begins the great cheesecake war of 2018.

7 Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure

I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L. - PositronWildhawk

How long has he/she been holding it in

How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!

I'm pooping right now as I'm writing this, so just thinking about that made me laugh so hard I almost fell off the toilet - Dorito

8 The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course

And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs! - abhinandannitresrivatsa

Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.

Laugh out loud this is joke

I laughed at this list for 1 hour then... - Neonco31

9 Hard crotch kick

Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on... - SmoothCriminal

Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...

If only Johnny cage could punch that hard there, then he'd win the tournament for sure!

Oh I should do this to my annoying friend

10 About to snipe someone on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and being sniped at the same time in real life

Do you get the kill?

How about trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and get sniped at the same time in real life?

That would be epic. ( If you are not the person being sniped. )

That what you get for ruining my perfect kill streak son.

The Contenders

11 Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.

I wish Justin Bieber read this. He'll try to say sorry but we could say it's too late now to say sorry!

But what if in the new universe Bieber is actually good? - WonkeyDude98

What if he's a peanut butter can who Steven the last slice of pizza? - AlphaQ

My calculator only shows an "Error 1" when I do this - Neonco31

I could imagine that... - luisprado

12 Choking on oxygen.

I'm always doing things and I have track. One day we did some 200s (half lap sprint) and I just started choking on air. Everyone thought I was dying but less awesome just choking on air. I also occasionally choke on air in the middle of school. So this wouldn't be overly impossible.

The one about choking on farts was much better. No offense to who typed this one down.

This happens to me all the time! Pretty sure oxygen/air hates me Love this list so far!

Is that even possible?

13 Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.

I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter

Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.

Best list ever!

This happened in Meet Joe Black

14 Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu

this is so how I would die cause I do this all the time! hahahahahahahahahaha lolz - ballaboi17

That's so crazy though. - Powerfulgirl10

I feel like that's something I would do...

Dying from a milkshake is so odd I'll drink this one... dead

15 Falling from the chair

Well, you could die if you landed on something other than the floor and if u land on your head then u may suffer brain issues - XxSEVEREDHUMANITYxX

And tumbling down the stairs - Neonco31

The only way this could happen is if you have severe brain damage or you're on a really high platform.

My friend just feel off a chair she was laughing to death

16 Making a top ten list of this while dying

AINYO: *slowly types in the list* Almost there... *dies* - Powerfulgirl10

17 Taking a bath in the boiler

I haven't bathed In 50 years


18 Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun

If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.

Funnily enough, this actually once happened. A kid smack talked an adult in a multiplayer game, then the adult lost his cool and went to the kid's house and tried to strangle him to death.

Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.

Has call of duty gone too far? Lol

19 Scream "I'm going to get hit by a car!"

And actually getting hit by a car

I belive there was a guy who survived falling off a cliff, then a car landed on him and he died.

Oh, I commented this before I even had an account. Good old times which was like two months ago. - MaxAurelius

And falling off a cliff, then getting hit by a car in mid-air

Screaming I'm going to get hit by a Car. You die by screaming too loud

20 Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after

I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...

I remember on 12-22-2012 is was worried that it would be the LAST day, not the day it actually ended so I had anxiety for the next day as well! Won't really care too much when the world actually ends in 2020, since you might as well just accept that it is ending

I love this! A stroke of genius! You're waiting to die in the last day on Earth, then you fall asleep that night and when you wake up, you're in heaven the next day!

I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.

21 Running into KFC, screaming, "what's up my n*****" and hoping you don't get shot. But you do. Everyone does.

That's good. That's really good.

Racist but funny



22 Eating McDonald's

And after the Colonel and the burger king feed you to death! But you think hey at least you get to try the burger and you remember it was carrot sticks!

Me: *suffers from eating a big mac* Just one more bite... *has seizure* - Powerfulgirl10

Funny my dad loves mcdonalds

I heard that they put illegal drugs in the food :/

23 Being Tortured to Death by a Chicken Nugget

It happens to my brother two years ago, but it's still hilarious

I got kicked IN the nuggets

This has happened to me

Probably because you want to eat it - KingSlayer93316

24 Staring at Barney all night and/or day

NOO ten hours later NO

25 Falling into a grave and getting crushed by a coffin

How does the coffin fall

26 Be punched in the face by an egg

I pissed myself at this one

The heck how does the egg punch I love this one

Lol. What the heck?! That's hilarious! - Powerfulgirl10

This is why I hate eggs. - RoseWeasley

27 Yelling at someone on Xbox Live, promising them you will kill them, then having a heart attack online

The other player would be like 'OWND! '

"D-d-did I win? " - mattstat716

28 Climb up the stairs of the Empire State Building to commit suicide at the top and fall back down the stairs on your head

I did that last saturday

Then how'd you comment, did you bring your computer?

29 Crashing in Happy Wheels, then getting ran over by a real Segway

Oh my happy wheels character flying *crashes into the house and lands on you* - Yoshidude

God, I want to die this way if I had too

Me: *died on Happy Wheels; gets ran over by a real segway* - Powerfulgirl10

Reminds me of the Segway company owner's death.

30 Firing a minigun from the wrong end

Firing a Michigun from the wrong triple spike(Geometry Dash reference)

How the hell do you do that

Does this man firing it backwards? - Powerfulgirl10

Tried it, shot my neighbour.

31 Not getting enough sleep

By playing Grand Theft Auto 5 (the most overrated game ever) for too long

How, though? I know. VIDEO GAMES!

That actually can happen. - Powerfulgirl10

Someone actually did die from this - xXkillermachineXx

32 Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora

That's so bad, that it'll blow up my whole house. - Powerfulgirl10

Like others lelelelelelelelellelelleleleleeelleellelele

I would die luaghing


33 Playing a video game for too long

That's funny but true because you could act like the real world is a video game and step in front of a car and try to flip the car.

That actually was on spike's 1000 ways to die. Sitting for 3 days straight without using the bathroom slows the blood flow, and when you finally get up, the blood flow speeds up to a ridiculous rate and makes your heart explode. The heart was unable to process that amont of blood.

This actually happened to a guy playing WOW.

Paying video games for months and you die. Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

34 Getting stabbed by your three year old

what the crap do 3 year olds think they are - carvandog

(Dad) ok we only have grape juice (Three year old son) WAHHH *grabs kitchen knife* - xXkillermachineXx

That nearly happens in the simpsons when Maggie copies Itchy and Scratchy

I think this explains Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Ha ha ha. - Pikachulover1

35 Doing the Worm Off a Cliff

Me: *does the worm* *makes monkey noises *falls off a cliff while making monkey noises, and dies* - Powerfulgirl10

Drop it like it's HOT! *thud*

36 Go out of control on your rollerblades and skate into a zoo full of mad rhinos

I would probly be the one to do this once. I'm love this one too lol

If you own a skateboard, and you bring it to a zoo with rhinos in it...have a good time!

Replace rhinos with gorillas #harambe

. What? - Powerfulgirl10

37 Falling down the stairs in a bathtub

Isn't this a Family Guy reference when cleveland is in the bath and it falls/

How could the bathtub even leave the room? Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

38 Didn't eat in a month

your dead

39 Taking an arrow to the knee

Laugh out loud, Skyrim is awesome.

How 'bout your heel? Sorry, nerd here, refrence to Greek Mythology.

I used to be a warrio like you, until I took an arrow to the knee

I used to be a drug dealer,until I took an arrow to the knee

40 Watching Yo Gabba Gabba too much

There are parasites in my tummy! So yummy, so yummy!

I think this could actually happen. - funnyuser

Most (or all) episodes are bad. I bet my dad and my baby sister won't die from this... - Powerfulgirl10

41 Suffocation by boobies

I like it! Don't wanna die that way though...

"This milk is delicious. Hmm, I think I'm choking on oxygen. I feel squished! Help me! " - MaxAurelius

Lol my boobs are the size of my mama

If I were to die, this would be my preferred way to die.

42 Getting swallowed by a whale that becomes a beached whale and then the beached whale explodes due to methane building up in its dead body

Jonah and the whale gone wrong

Ugh. Gross. - Powerfulgirl10

43 Being hit by a cannonball that was fired as a salute to you

Dang that is so bad...

That actually happened(John Kendrick, 1794)

For those about to rock...FIRE! (Cannon Fire, guy drops dead) We Sallluttte Yoouuu!


44 Getting your tongue stuck to a pole in Antarctica

Yeah, the south pole.

Dumb Ways to Die 2 reference! I love it! - Powerfulgirl10

Reminds me of Dumbbell in dumb ways to die 2

That is from Dumb Ways To Die 2 The Games

45 For the owner of TheTopTens to come to your house and say 'here's for the crap list' and then proceeding to kill you

Sorry owner. No killings, please?

Oh no! I hope Admin doesn't kill me! - Powerfulgirl10

And how do you know my address?

46 Having a date with a serial killer

Like, you go out with, I dunno. HITLER. Justin Beaver. Yeah. DNA TRUMP.

"Oh, I really had a good time last night. We should go out again tonight. "
"Yes... Yes, my precious... I can't wait. "
Your expression: O. O
Your thoughts: Oh, crap, bad idea.

Lmao this one's funny!... I would prob be the one to do this because I will meet with anyone that interests me

I like it because I like them.

47 Drowning in poop

I'm pretty sure this has happened before. Gross!

That's disgusting. - Powerfulgirl10


oh wow

48 Gluing your hands to your head and hanging your self with piano wire after taking a lethal dose of botox so it will look like you went crazy and ripped your own head off.

Um, couldn't you just hang yourself? - PinkFloyd87

Any amount of botox is lethal - Kaboom

49 Holding your breath too long

Its actually not possible.

50 Beating a deadly disease, only to be hit by a car while walking out of the hospital

What if you got hit by the same ambulance that took you to the hospital.

I BEAT the SYSTEM! *gets hit by car* - XxSEVEREDHUMANITYxX


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