Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die
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This is hilarious! I cracked up when I heard this. This should be number one. We all know your dead if your listening to JB
It's great just like in T.V. when they say I'm gonna be somebody then just get killed.
Ha isn't it funny!
That would be a legendary death
Tied with this and another few: "Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake" and "Stabbed with a carrot" and "Jumping off a skyscraper and whilst in midair being sniped". All of these I lmao'd at.
Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole.
That would be kind of creepy!
You would be dying doing something on your list
Right, I'm typing a list right now and-----
I almost shat myself laughing at this... laugh out loud
Pretty Good that guy must have been incredibly dumb
Me and me friend died laughing at this.
I pissed my pants laughing to this. Then again that's something I'll put on my bucket list before I die.
How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?
If Patrick can do it, so can I!
Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.
Me and my friends had played truth or dare and then they told me to do the same thing
That snipers really skilled!
What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...
You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.
Well you would be thinking you would fall to death but you get shot and you’re like what da?!
If someone asks me why I don't like cheesecake, I'll show them this.
"ahh I will never forget you cheesecake! "
Lol, how in the world is that possible?
And so begins the great cheesecake war of 2018.
I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L.
How long has he/she been holding it in
How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!
I'm pooping right now as I'm writing this, so just thinking about that made me laugh so hard I almost fell off the toilet
And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs!
Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.
Laugh out loud this is joke
I laughed at this list for 1 hour then...
Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on...
Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...
If only Johnny cage could punch that hard there, then he'd win the tournament for sure!
Oh I should do this to my annoying friend
Do you get the kill?
How about trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and get sniped at the same time in real life?
That would be epic. ( If you are not the person being sniped. )
That what you get for ruining my perfect kill streak son.
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I wish Justin Bieber read this. He'll try to say sorry but we could say it's too late now to say sorry!
My calculator only shows an "Error 1" when I do this
I could imagine that...
That would be worse than HELL!
I'm always doing things and I have track. One day we did some 200s (half lap sprint) and I just started choking on air. Everyone thought I was dying but less awesome just choking on air. I also occasionally choke on air in the middle of school. So this wouldn't be overly impossible.
The one about choking on farts was much better. No offense to who typed this one down.
This happens to me all the time! Pretty sure oxygen/air hates me Love this list so far!
Is that even possible?
I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter
Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.
Best list ever!
This happened in Meet Joe Black
this is so how I would die cause I do this all the time! hahahahahahahahahaha lolz
That's so crazy though.
I feel like that's something I would do...
Dying from a milkshake is so odd I'll drink this one... dead
I hate cats and kittens
YES
Well, you could die if you landed on something other than the floor and if u land on your head then u may suffer brain issues
And tumbling down the stairs
The only way this could happen is if you have severe brain damage or you're on a really high platform.
My friend just feel off a chair she was laughing to death
AINYO: *slowly types in the list* Almost there... *dies*
I'll die from seeing too many boobs and vaginas. Because I am NOT the type of person who LOVES that kind of stuff.
There goes population control...
Grosser than the one above
I would love that hey babe...
Me: *does the worm* *makes monkey noises *falls off a cliff while making monkey noises, and dies*
Drop it like it's HOT! *thud*
How the hell do you do that
Does this man firing it backwards?
Tried it, shot my neighbour.
Firing a Michigun from the wrong triple spike(Geometry Dash reference)
I haven't bathed In 50 years
Haha
If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.
Funnily enough, this actually once happened. A kid smack talked an adult in a multiplayer game, then the adult lost his cool and went to the kid's house and tried to strangle him to death.
Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.
Has call of duty gone too far? Lol
And actually getting hit by a car
I belive there was a guy who survived falling off a cliff, then a car landed on him and he died.
Oh, I commented this before I even had an account. Good old times which was like two months ago.
And falling off a cliff, then getting hit by a car in mid-air
Screaming I'm going to get hit by a Car. You die by screaming too loud
I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...
I remember on 12-22-2012 is was worried that it would be the LAST day, not the day it actually ended so I had anxiety for the next day as well! Won't really care too much when the world actually ends in 2020, since you might as well just accept that it is ending
I love this! A stroke of genius! You're waiting to die in the last day on Earth, then you fall asleep that night and when you wake up, you're in heaven the next day!
I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.