Top 10 Funniest Ways to DieAmINumberOneYet
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Very good way to die I tried it
What am I'm looking at
My parents will laugh so much56 Comments
Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole. - xoxoxGraceLubsYu
That would be kind of creepy! - moose4life19
No, this ain't funny at the slightest. - TriggerTrashKid
That would be very funny and stupid.25 Comments
Me and me friend died laughing at this.
Funniest ever! - TopTenTed
This is funny by the way of the fries and Burger
I should try this...44 Comments
This can happen, but not on purpose.
How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?
If Patrick can do it, so can I!
Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.13 Comments
For real something that would probably happen to me
DAMN SON. #ThatSniperGotSkillzBoi
I'm here for a health project and accidently found the biggest memelord orgy
That snipers really skilled!25 Comments
If someone asks me why I don't like cheesecake, I'll show them this. - RoseWeasley
I don not like cheesecake anymore
HOW DARE YOU CHEESECAKE! *eats cheesecake* - AlphaQ
"ahh I will never forget you cheesecake! "29 Comments
Imagine witnessing this persons death
Funniest thing I'd ever die bye
I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L. - PositronWildhawk
How long has he/she been holding it in39 Comments
And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs! - abhinandannitresrivatsa
Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.
Laugh out loud this is joke
I laughed at this list for 1 hour then... - Neonco3112 Comments
When I read this, all I could think of was Saint’s Row the Third.
Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on... - SmoothCriminal
Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...
If only Johnny cage could punch that hard there, then he'd win the tournament for sure!12 Comments
How about trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone who is trying to snipe someone in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and get sniped at the same time in real life?
Do you get the kill?
That would be epic. ( If you are not the person being sniped. )
That what you get for ruining my perfect kill streak son.8 Comments
I wish Justin Bieber read this. He'll try to say sorry but we could say it's too late now to say sorry!
But what if in the new universe Bieber is actually good? - WonkeyDude98
What if he's a peanut butter can who Steven the last slice of pizza? - AlphaQ
I'm always doing things and I have track. One day we did some 200s (half lap sprint) and I just started choking on air. Everyone thought I was dying but less awesome just choking on air. I also occasionally choke on air in the middle of school. So this wouldn't be overly impossible.
The one about choking on farts was much better. No offense to who typed this one down.
This happens to me all the time! Pretty sure oxygen/air hates me Love this list so far!
Is that even possible?5 Comments
I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter
Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.
Best list ever!
This happened in Meet Joe Black6 Comments
this is so how I would die cause I do this all the time! hahahahahahahahahaha lolz - ballaboi17
That's so crazy though. - Powerfulgirl10
I feel like that's something I would do...5 Comments
Well, you could die if you landed on something other than the floor and if u land on your head then u may suffer brain issues - XxSEVEREDHUMANITYxX
And tumbling down the stairs - Neonco31
The only way this could happen is if you have severe brain damage or you're on a really high platform.
My friend just feel off a chair she was laughing to death7 Comments
AINYO: *slowly types in the list* Almost there... *dies* - Powerfulgirl10
I haven't bathed In 50 years
If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.
Funnily enough, this actually once happened. A kid smack talked an adult in a multiplayer game, then the adult lost his cool and went to the kid's house and tried to strangle him to death.
Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.
Has call of duty gone too far? Lol4 Comments
And actually getting hit by a car
I belive there was a guy who survived falling off a cliff, then a car landed on him and he died.
Oh, I commented this before I even had an account. Good old times which was like two months ago. - MaxAurelius
And falling off a cliff, then getting hit by a car in mid-air
Screaming I'm going to get hit by a Car. You die by screaming too loud3 Comments
I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...
I remember on 12-22-2012 is was worried that it would be the LAST day, not the day it actually ended so I had anxiety for the next day as well! Won't really care too much when the world actually ends in 2020, since you might as well just accept that it is ending
I love this! A stroke of genius! You're waiting to die in the last day on Earth, then you fall asleep that night and when you wake up, you're in heaven the next day!
I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.
Racist but funny
That's good. That's really good.
And after the Colonel and the burger king feed you to death! But you think hey at least you get to try the burger and you remember it was carrot sticks!
Me: *suffers from eating a big mac* Just one more bite... *has seizure* - Powerfulgirl10
Funny my dad loves mcdonalds
I heard that they put illegal drugs in the food :/1 Comment
JUST EAT IT - xXkillermachineXx
I'd eat it - RedTheGremlin
It happens to my brother two years ago, but it's still hilarious
Probably because you want to eat it - KingSlayer933167 Comments
NOO ten hours later NO
How does the coffin fall
This is why I hate eggs. - RoseWeasley
I pissed myself at this one
The heck how does the egg punch I love this one
Lol. What the heck?! That's hilarious! - Powerfulgirl102 Comments
The other player would be like 'OWND! '
"D-d-did I win? " - mattstat716
I did that last saturday
Then how'd you comment, did you bring your computer?
God, I want to die this way if I had too
Me: *died on Happy Wheels; gets ran over by a real segway* - Powerfulgirl10
Reminds me of the Segway company owner's death.
Tried it, shot my neighbour.
Firing a Michigun from the wrong triple spike(Geometry Dash reference)
How the hell do you do that
Does this man firing it backwards? - Powerfulgirl102 Comments
Someone actually did die from this - xXkillermachineXx
By playing Grand Theft Auto 5 (the most overrated game ever) for too long
How, though? I know. VIDEO GAMES!
That actually can happen. - Powerfulgirl10
That's so bad, that it'll blow up my whole house. - Powerfulgirl10
Like others lelelelelelelelellelelleleleleeelleellelele
I would die luaghing
It can happen
This happened to someone playing sonic r. - Ilovestephanie
That's funny but true because you could act like the real world is a video game and step in front of a car and try to flip the car.
That actually was on spike's 1000 ways to die. Sitting for 3 days straight without using the bathroom slows the blood flow, and when you finally get up, the blood flow speeds up to a ridiculous rate and makes your heart explode. The heart was unable to process that amont of blood.14 Comments
Well he wanted apple juice I guess - xXkillermachineXx
(Dad) ok we only have grape juice (Three year old son) WAHHH *grabs kitchen knife* - xXkillermachineXx
what the crap do 3 year olds think they are - carvandog
I don't know15 Comments
I would probly be the one to do this once. I'm love this one too lol
If you own a skateboard, and you bring it to a zoo with rhinos in it...have a good time!
Replace rhinos with gorillas #harambe
. What? - Powerfulgirl101 Comment
Me: *does the worm* *makes monkey noises *falls off a cliff while making monkey noises, and dies* - Powerfulgirl10
Drop it like it's HOT! *thud*
How could the bathtub even leave the room? Lol. - Powerfulgirl10
I used to be a drug dealer,until I took an arrow to the knee
Laugh out loud, Skyrim is awesome.
How 'bout your heel? Sorry, nerd here, refrence to Greek Mythology.
I used to be a warrio like you, until I took an arrow to the knee
There are parasites in my tummy! So yummy, so yummy!
I think this could actually happen. - funnyuser
Most (or all) episodes are bad. I bet my dad and my baby sister won't die from this... - Powerfulgirl10
Dang that is so bad...
That actually happened(John Kendrick, 1794)
For those about to rock...FIRE! (Cannon Fire, guy drops dead) We Sallluttte Yoouuu!
IT WOULD BE MUCH BETER IF THE CANON WAS FIRED BY HIMSELF
Super funny, if I were to die I would want to die from that LOL ;D
"This milk is delicious. Hmm, I think I'm choking on oxygen. I feel squished! Help me! " - MaxAurelius
If I were to die, this would be my preferred way to die.
I like it! Don't wanna die that way though...7 Comments
Jonah and the whale gone wrong
Ugh. Gross. - Powerfulgirl10
Yeah, the south pole.
Dumb Ways to Die 2 reference! I love it! - Powerfulgirl10
Reminds me of Dumbbell in dumb ways to die 2
That is from Dumb Ways To Die 2 The Games3 Comments
Sorry owner. No killings, please?
Oh no! I hope Admin doesn't kill me! - Powerfulgirl10
And how do you know my address?
Like, you go out with, I dunno. HITLER. Justin Beaver. Yeah. DNA TRUMP.
"Oh, I really had a good time last night. We should go out again tonight. "
"Yes... Yes, my precious... I can't wait. "
Your expression: O. O
Your thoughts: Oh, crap, bad idea.
Lmao this one's funny!... I would prob be the one to do this because I will meet with anyone that interests me
I like it because I like them.11 Comments
I'm pretty sure this has happened before. Gross!
That's disgusting. - Powerfulgirl10
Its actually not possible.
Pretty gross, when you think about it.
Then you have a big mouth
WHAT IS THIS?!
Um, couldn't you just hang yourself? - PinkFloyd87
Any amount of botox is lethal - Kaboom
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List StatsUpdated 24 May 2019
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Top Remixes (16)
2. Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
3. Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.
2. Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
3. Making a top ten list of this while dying
2. Laughing for hours straight over a drunken donkey trying to eat figs
3. You and Pewdiepie die in a plane crash by Smosh
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