Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die

My parents will laugh so much

My parents will go berserk

Fair enough

This is the best

No, this ain't funny at the slightest. - TriggerTrashKid

Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole. - xoxoxGraceLubsYu

That would be very funny and stupid.

That would be kind of creepy! - moose4life19

Funniest ever! - TopTenTed

This is funny by the way of the fries and Burger

I should try this...

Woogleboogle! *dies*

This is me

How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?

If Patrick can do it, so can I!

Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.

For real something that would probably happen to me

DAMN SON. #ThatSniperGotSkillzBoi

I'm here for a health project and accidently found the biggest memelord orgy

That snipers really skilled!

If someone asks me why I don't like cheesecake, I'll show them this. - RoseWeasley

I don not like cheesecake anymore

HOW DARE YOU CHEESECAKE! *eats cheesecake* - AlphaQ

"ahh I will never forget you cheesecake! "

I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L. - PositronWildhawk

How long has he/she been holding it in

How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!

what

And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs! - abhinandannitresrivatsa

Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.

Laugh out loud this is joke

I laughed at this list for 1 hour then... - Neonco31

When I read this, all I could think of was Saint’s Row the Third.

Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on... - SmoothCriminal

Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...

If only Johnny cage could punch that hard there, then he'd win the tournament for sure!

I wish Justin Bieber read this. He'll try to say sorry but we could say it's too late now to say sorry!

AMAZING

Amazing

But what if in the new universe Bieber is actually good? - WonkeyDude98

What if he's a peanut butter can who Steven the last slice of pizza? - AlphaQ

I'm always doing things and I have track. One day we did some 200s (half lap sprint) and I just started choking on air. Everyone thought I was dying but less awesome just choking on air. I also occasionally choke on air in the middle of school. So this wouldn't be overly impossible.

The one about choking on farts was much better. No offense to who typed this one down.

This happens to me all the time! Pretty sure oxygen/air hates me Love this list so far!

Is that even possible?

I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter

Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.

Best list ever!

This happened in Meet Joe Black

this is so how I would die cause I do this all the time! hahahahahahahahahaha lolz - ballaboi17

That's so crazy though. - Powerfulgirl10

I feel like that's something I would do...

Dying from a milkshake is so odd I'll drink this one... dead

And tumbling down the stairs - Neonco31

The only way this could happen is if you have severe brain damage or you're on a really high platform.

My friend just feel off a chair she was laughing to death

Umm... I'm falling from the chair a lot, but I'm not dead. Only babies can die outta that.

AINYO: *slowly types in the list* Almost there... *dies* - Powerfulgirl10

If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.

Funnily enough, this actually once happened. A kid smack talked an adult in a multiplayer game, then the adult lost his cool and went to the kid's house and tried to strangle him to death.

Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.

Has call of duty gone too far? Lol

I haven't bathed In 50 years

Haha

And actually getting hit by a car

I belive there was a guy who survived falling off a cliff, then a car landed on him and he died.

Oh, I commented this before I even had an account. Good old times which was like two months ago. - MaxAurelius

And falling off a cliff, then getting hit by a car in mid-air

Screaming I'm going to get hit by a Car. You die by screaming too loud

I remember on 12-22-2012 is was worried that it would be the LAST day, not the day it actually ended so I had anxiety for the next day as well! Won't really care too much when the world actually ends in 2020, since you might as well just accept that it is ending

I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...

I love this! A stroke of genius! You're waiting to die in the last day on Earth, then you fall asleep that night and when you wake up, you're in heaven the next day!

I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.

That's good. That's really good.

Racist but funny

Haha

win

And after the Colonel and the burger king feed you to death! But you think hey at least you get to try the burger and you remember it was carrot sticks!

Me: *suffers from eating a big mac* Just one more bite... *has seizure* - Powerfulgirl10

Funny my dad loves mcdonalds

I heard that they put illegal drugs in the food :/

JUST EAT IT - xXkillermachineXx

I'd eat it - RedTheGremlin

It happens to my brother two years ago, but it's still hilarious

Probably because you want to eat it - KingSlayer93316

NOO ten hours later NO

How does the coffin fall

This is why I hate eggs. - RoseWeasley

I pissed myself at this one

The heck how does the egg punch I love this one

Lol. What the heck?! That's hilarious! - Powerfulgirl10

The other player would be like 'OWND! '

"D-d-did I win? " - mattstat716

I did that last saturday

Then how'd you comment, did you bring your computer?

God, I want to die this way if I had too

Me: *died on Happy Wheels; gets ran over by a real segway* - Powerfulgirl10

Reminds me of the Segway company owner's death.

Someone actually did die from this - xXkillermachineXx

By playing Grand Theft Auto 5 (the most overrated game ever) for too long

How, though? I know. VIDEO GAMES!

That actually can happen. - Powerfulgirl10

Firing a Michigun from the wrong triple spike(Geometry Dash reference)

How the hell do you do that

Does this man firing it backwards? - Powerfulgirl10

Hey a mini gun which way does it go ahh 💀

That's so bad, that it'll blow up my whole house. - Powerfulgirl10

Like others lelelelelelelelellelelleleleleeelleellelele

I would die luaghing

Haha

It can happen

This happened to someone playing sonic r. - Ilovestephanie

That's funny but true because you could act like the real world is a video game and step in front of a car and try to flip the car.

That actually was on spike's 1000 ways to die. Sitting for 3 days straight without using the bathroom slows the blood flow, and when you finally get up, the blood flow speeds up to a ridiculous rate and makes your heart explode. The heart was unable to process that amont of blood.

Well he wanted apple juice I guess - xXkillermachineXx

(Dad) ok we only have grape juice (Three year old son) WAHHH *grabs kitchen knife* - xXkillermachineXx

what the crap do 3 year olds think they are - carvandog

I don't know

I would probly be the one to do this once. I'm love this one too lol

If you own a skateboard, and you bring it to a zoo with rhinos in it...have a good time!

Replace rhinos with gorillas #harambe

. What? - Powerfulgirl10

Me: *does the worm* *makes monkey noises *falls off a cliff while making monkey noises, and dies* - Powerfulgirl10

Drop it like it's HOT! *thud*

How could the bathtub even leave the room? Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

your dead

I used to be a drug dealer,until I took an arrow to the knee

Laugh out loud, Skyrim is awesome.

How 'bout your heel? Sorry, nerd here, refrence to Greek Mythology.

I used to be a warrio like you, until I took an arrow to the knee

There are parasites in my tummy! So yummy, so yummy!

I think this could actually happen. - funnyuser

Most (or all) episodes are bad. I bet my dad and my baby sister won't die from this... - Powerfulgirl10

Jonah and the whale gone wrong

Ugh. Gross. - Powerfulgirl10

Yeah, the south pole.

Dumb Ways to Die 2 reference! I love it! - Powerfulgirl10

Reminds me of Dumbbell in dumb ways to die 2

That is from Dumb Ways To Die 2 The Games

Dang that is so bad...

That actually happened(John Kendrick, 1794)

For those about to rock...FIRE! (Cannon Fire, guy drops dead) We Sallluttte Yoouuu!

IT WOULD BE MUCH BETER IF THE CANON WAS FIRED BY HIMSELF

Sorry owner. No killings, please?

Oh no! I hope Admin doesn't kill me! - Powerfulgirl10

And how do you know my address?

Super funny, if I were to die I would want to die from that LOL ;D

"This milk is delicious. Hmm, I think I'm choking on oxygen. I feel squished! Help me! " - MaxAurelius

If I were to die, this would be my preferred way to die.

Lol my boobs are the size of my mama

Like, you go out with, I dunno. HITLER. Justin Beaver. Yeah. DNA TRUMP.

"Oh, I really had a good time last night. We should go out again tonight. "
"Yes... Yes, my precious... I can't wait. "
Your expression: O. O
Your thoughts: Oh, crap, bad idea.

Lmao this one's funny!... I would prob be the one to do this because I will meet with anyone that interests me

I like it because I like them.

I'm pretty sure this has happened before. Gross!

That's disgusting. - Powerfulgirl10

Gross

oh wow

Beautiful

What if you got hit by the same ambulance that took you to the hospital.

Pretty gross, when you think about it.

Then you have a big mouth

WHAT IS THIS?!

Its actually not possible.