Top 10 Funniest Ways to DieAmINumberOneYet
The Top Ten
Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole. - xoxoxGraceLubsYu
That would be kind of creepy! - moose4life19
You would be dying doing something on your list
Very good thanks that's workV 21 Comments
This is hilarious! I cracked up when I heard this. This should be number one. We all know your dead if your listening to JB
It's great just like in T.V. when they say I'm gonna be somebody then just get killed.
Ha isn't it funny!
That would be a legendary death
Hey that happened to my best friend! Lol! I was the bus driver! Lolololz!V 39 Comments
I almost shat myself laughing at this... laugh out loud - benhos
Pretty Good that guy must have been incredibly dumb
I pissed my pants laughing to this. Then again that's something I'll put on my bucket list before I die. - Pony
Tommorow I'm gonna to kill my self this wayV 37 Comments
How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?
If Patrick can do it, so can I!
Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.
Just beat it beat it no one wanted to be defeated.V 11 Comments
I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L. - PositronWildhawk
How long has he/she been holding it in
How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!
FunnyV 38 Comments
"ahh I will never forget you cheesecake! "
Lol, how in the world is that possible? - Pony
CHEESECAKE, I will get my revenge! - Enderninja327
And so begins the great cheesecake war of 2018.V 28 Comments
That snipers really skilled!
What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...
You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.
Lol overwatch all over againV 19 Comments
Do you get the kill?
That would be epic. ( If you are not the person being sniped. )
That what you get for ruining my perfect kill streak son.
He was THIS close to a 20 kill streak. - mattstat716V 6 Comments
And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs! - abhinandannitresrivatsa
Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.
Laugh out loud this is joke
Haha! - PeeledBananaV 12 Comments
this is so how I would die cause I do this all the time! hahahahahahahahahaha lolz - ballaboi17
That's so crazy though. - Powerfulgirl10
I feel like that's something I would do...
IronyV 4 Comments
Hey baby wanna get some coffee... aaaaahhhh what the HELL! awwwww (dies) - SmoothCriminal
Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on... - SmoothCriminal
Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...
OwV 11 Comments
But what if in the new universe Bieber is actually good? - WonkeyDude98
What if he's a peanut butter can who Steven the last slice of pizza? - AlphaQ
My calculator only shows an "Error 1" when I do this - Neonco31
I could imagine that... - luisprado
This isn't funny - waldoV 14 Comments
If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.
Funnily enough, this actually once happened. A kid smack talked an adult in a multiplayer game, then the adult lost his cool and went to the kid's house and tried to strangle him to death.
Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.
"YOU THINK I CAN'T AIM ON SPLATOON, EH?! LET'S SEE HOW I AIM NOW THEN." You: no please - mattstat716V 4 Comments
I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter
Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.
Best list ever!
Reminds me of that one scene in the lego movie where like, 10 police cars rammed into a wall as if they were thrown onto eachother. - mattstat716V 6 Comments
I pissed myself at this one
The heck how does the egg punch I love this one
Lol. What the heck?! That's hilarious! - Powerfulgirl10
I don’t think this one would kill you... unless your like a 129 year old woman on life support. How did the egg bypass hospital security, we’ll never know - PotamusgaindV 1 Comment
I'm always doing things and I have track. One day we did some 200s (half lap sprint) and I just started choking on air. Everyone thought I was dying but less awesome just choking on air. I also occasionally choke on air in the middle of school. So this wouldn't be overly impossible.
The one about choking on farts was much better. No offense to who typed this one down.
This happens to me all the time! Pretty sure oxygen/air hates me Love this list so far!
It's trueV 5 Comments
I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...
I remember on 12-22-2012 is was worried that it would be the LAST day, not the day it actually ended so I had anxiety for the next day as well! Won't really care too much when the world actually ends in 2020, since you might as well just accept that it is ending
I love this! A stroke of genius! You're waiting to die in the last day on Earth, then you fall asleep that night and when you wake up, you're in heaven the next day!
2012 has passed, but I imagine it would go down like this in an AU:
"Wha... We're gonna live? :D"
*very next day* "EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE! " - mattstat716
what the crap do 3 year olds think they are - carvandog
That nearly happens in the simpsons when Maggie copies Itchy and Scratchy
I think this explains Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Ha ha ha. - Pikachulover1
Thi's is a BIG posibility...V 12 Comments
And tumbling down the stairs - Neonco31
The only way this could happen is if you have severe brain damage or you're on a really high platform.
My friend just feel off a chair she was laughing to death
How Dan Howell will die - AnonymousChickV 6 Comments
AINYO: *slowly types in the list* Almost there... *dies* - Powerfulgirl10
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2. Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
3. Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.
2. Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
3. Making a top ten list of this while dying
2. Laughing for hours straight over a drunken donkey trying to eat figs
3. You and Pewdiepie die in a plane crash by Smosh
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