Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die


The Top Ten

1 Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'

Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole. - xoxoxGraceLubsYu

That would be kind of creepy! - moose4life19

You would be dying doing something on your list

Ou bonjour a baguettes

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2 Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus

This is hilarious! I cracked up when I heard this. This should be number one. We all know your dead if your listening to JB

It's great just like in T.V. when they say I'm gonna be somebody then just get killed.

Ha isn't it funny!

That would be a legendary death

I laughed so hard I got in trouble by my math teacher

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3 Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.

I almost shat myself laughing at this... laugh out loud - benhos

Pretty Good that guy must have been incredibly dumb

I laughed so hard I got in trouble with my teacher, and I wasn't even in school. - M4j0r45

Its hard to make me laugh at something, but this made me cringe out loud. This is how I wanna die now :)) cool

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4 Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure

I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L. - PositronWildhawk

How long has he/she been holding it in

How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!

That poop must've been held in for weeks then. - Powerfulgirl10

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5 Accidently beating yourself up

How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?

Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.

Me and my friends had played truth or dare and then they told me to do the same thing

How do you even do that do you abuse yourself

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6 Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway

That snipers really skilled!

What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...

You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.

That would be horrible not funny

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7 Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake

"ahh I will never forget you cheesecake! "

CHEESECAKE, I will get my revenge! - Enderninja327

Lol, how in the world is that possible? - Pony

When does a cheesecake get a hold of a machine gun?

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8 Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu

this is so how I would die cause I do this all the time! hahahahahahahahahaha lolz - ballaboi17

I feel like that's something I would do...

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9 The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course

And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs! - abhinandannitresrivatsa

Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.

I laughed at this list for 1 hour then... - Neonco31

I've been laughing too much. *gag* I think I'll die of laughter... *dies* - Powerfulgirl10

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10 Hard crotch kick

Hey baby wanna get some coffee... aaaaahhhh what the HELL! awwwww (dies) - SmoothCriminal

Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on... - SmoothCriminal

Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...

This is obviously the funniest getting hit in the crotch funny way to die aahahaahah!

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The Contenders

11 Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun

If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.

Funnily enough, this actually once happened. A kid smack talked an adult in a multiplayer game, then the adult lost his cool and went to the kid's house and tried to strangle him to death.

Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.

Has call of duty gone too far? Lol

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12 Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.

But what if in the new universe Bieber is actually good? - WonkeyDude98

What if he's a peanut butter can who Steven the last slice of pizza? - AlphaQ

My calculator only shows an "Error 1" when I do this - Neonco31

I could imagine that... - luisprado


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13 Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.

I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter

Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.

This happened in Meet Joe Black

Megumi Shimizu from the horror anime Shiki...
This was literally her death!

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14 About to snipe someone on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and being sniped at the same time in real life

That would be epic. ( If you are not the person being sniped. )

Do you get the kill?

That what you get for ruining my perfect kill streak son.


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15 Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after

I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...

I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.

It's midnight? YES! I'M FREE!

His last words before being crushed by an asteroid.

It would be funny if it actually happened - pcn

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16 Choking on oxygen.

The one about choking on farts was much better. No offense to who typed this one down.

This happens to me all the time! Pretty sure oxygen/air hates me Love this list so far!

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17 Being hit by a cannonball that was fired as a salute to you

For those about to rock...FIRE! (Cannon Fire, guy drops dead) We Sallluttte Yoouuu! - SteelCity99

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18 Getting stabbed by your three year old

what the crap do 3 year olds think they are - carvandog

That nearly happens in the simpsons when Maggie copies Itchy and Scratchy

I think this explains Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Ha ha ha. - Pikachulover1

Is that even possible? The kid is SMART! - pcn

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19 Falling from the chair

The only way this could happen is if you have severe brain damage or you're on a really high platform.

My friend just feel off a chair she was laughing to death

Umm... I'm falling from the chair a lot, but I'm not dead. Only babies can die outta that.

How Dan Howell will die - AnonymousChick

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20 Having a date with a serial killer

"Oh, I really had a good time last night. We should go out again tonight. "
"Yes... Yes, my precious... I can't wait. "
Your expression: O. O
Your thoughts: Oh, crap, bad idea.

Lmao this one's funny!... I would prob be the one to do this because I will meet with anyone that interests me

I like it because I like them.

Killer: Did you have a good time?
Me: Yes I did.
Kiler: Let's hang out tomorrow.
*tomorrow* *we are sitting at a table and the serial killer stabs my foot with a knife; I scream painfully*
Killer: DIE YOU MORON! DIE! *rapidly stabs me until I die* - Powerfulgirl10

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Top Remixes (16)

1. The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course
2. Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
3. Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.
1. Accidently beating yourself up
2. Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
3. Making a top ten list of this while dying
1. Pooping so hard you rip out your intestines and your appendix bursts
2. Laughing for hours straight over a drunken donkey trying to eat figs
3. You and Pewdiepie die in a plane crash by Smosh

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