Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die


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41 Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora

That's so bad, that it'll blow up my whole house. - Powerfulgirl10

Like others lelelelelelelelellelelleleleleeelleellelele

I would die luaghing


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42 Firing a minigun from the wrong end

Does this man firing it backwards? - Powerfulgirl10

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43 For the owner of TheTopTens to come to your house and say 'here's for the crap list' and then proceeding to kill you

Sorry owner. No killings, please?

Oh no! I hope Admin doesn't kill me! - Powerfulgirl10

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44 Doing the Worm Off a Cliff

Me: *does the worm* *makes monkey noises *falls off a cliff while making monkey noises, and dies* - Powerfulgirl10

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45 Falling down the stairs in a bathtub

How could the bathtub even leave the room? Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

46 Didn't eat in a month
47 Being chased by camels, then being kicked into barb wire

Laugh out loud this is awesome - benhos

. That's funny and awesome. - Powerfulgirl10

LOLS so funny - floridiancat

48 Taking an arrow to the knee

Laugh out loud, Skyrim is awesome.

How 'bout your heel? Sorry, nerd here, refrence to Greek Mythology.

I used to be a warrio like you, until I took an arrow to the knee

49 Watching Yo Gabba Gabba too much

There are parasites in my tummy! So yummy, so yummy!

I think this could actually happen. - funnyuser

Most (or all) episodes are bad. I bet my dad and my baby sister won't die from this... - Powerfulgirl10

50 Watching BME Pain Olympics, then reacting by vomiting out your lungs

Pretty gross, when you think about it.

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51 Getting your tongue stuck to a pole in Antarctica

Yeah, the south pole.

Reminds me of Dumbbell in dumb ways to die 2

Dumb Ways to Die 2 reference! I love it! - Powerfulgirl10

That is from Dumb Ways To Die 2 The Games

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52 Suffocation by boobies

I like it! Don't wanna die that way though...

Oh dear, it's Five Nights in Anime all over again, *shudders* - ExxonWireless

This is the only one I Loled at! I want my boobie back ribs!

Me: NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE SQUISHED BY YOUR BOOBS! *dies* - Powerfulgirl10

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53 Getting swallowed by a whale that becomes a beached whale and then the beached whale explodes due to methane building up in its dead body


Ugh. Gross. - Powerfulgirl10

54 Drowning in poop

I'm pretty sure this has happened before. Gross!

That's disgusting. - Powerfulgirl10


oh wow

55 Accidently jogging into a battlefield

Whoops. Should of stayed away from Korea - MoldySock

1234 oopps wrong place 1234

"TAKE COVER! " 'What'dya say? ' *BOOOM! *

56 Being sniped by a pickle

I feel like I've seen that somewhere - LordWalrus

Laugh out loud... That's hilarious. - Powerfulgirl10


57 Beating a deadly disease, only to be hit by a car while walking out of the hospital

What if you got hit by the same ambulance that took you to the hospital.

58 Gluing your hands to your head and hanging your self with piano wire after taking a lethal dose of botox so it will look like you went crazy and ripped your own head off.

Um, couldn't you just hang yourself? - PinkFloyd87

Any amount of botox is lethal - Kaboom

59 Getting killed by a wolf

Um wolves only kill people if they injured that wolf or they killed another wolf in that pack

This will happen if you hurt a wolf.

No, wolves kill for fun, too.

Wolves actually don't kill for fun, unless they are demented in some way or they have a reason to.. they kill because they feel threatened, such as if you corner them or go after their pups. - wolfieess

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