Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die

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61 Gluing your hands to your head and hanging your self with piano wire after taking a lethal dose of botox so it will look like you went crazy and ripped your own head off.

Um, couldn't you just hang yourself? - PinkFloyd87

Any amount of botox is lethal - Kaboom

62 Getting killed by a wolf

Um wolves only kill people if they injured that wolf or they killed another wolf in that pack

This will happen if you hurt a wolf.

No, wolves kill for fun, too.

Wolves actually don't kill for fun, unless they are demented in some way or they have a reason to.. they kill because they feel threatened, such as if you corner them or go after their pups. - wolfieess

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63 By reading funniest ways to die

OR READING MY COMMENTS

64 Overdosing on Viagra

Heard of that

DIE HARD 4?

65 Being sniped by a pickle

Laugh out loud... That's hilarious. - Powerfulgirl10

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66 About to drown to death then the lifeguard arrives and bashes your head open after a fast collision with your skull
67 Catching a disease that causes you to grow warts of Skittles, begin to eat your warts, but die due to being the subject for a cure for the disease

It's a refrence to a commercial, for the particularly grossed out person who commented.

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68 Catching every lethal disease known to man after being violated by E.T.'s glowing finger

Symptoms of alien molestation may include fear of candles...

That's his version of flipping you off

Funniest thing I have heard this week

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69 Reading this

Sure like that going to ever hap...

That would be pretty ironic and I laugh out loud'd when I read that. Deserves to be higher.

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70 Falling out of an airplane with two parachutes just in case, but find out both are faulty. V 1 Comment
71 Scratching your butt, but then your hand gets stuck and you flail around and fall onto knife

Me: *scratches butt* Oh. Why is my hand stuck to it?! *flails around and falls and face plants a knife sticking out of the ground* - Powerfulgirl10

Gavin Free and Michael Jones almost did that.

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72 Fall Off a Cliff Somehow Survive Then Die In Shock From the Price On the Hospital Bill V 1 Comment
73 Get beat up by Dora

That would look funny! Just imagine that!

Dory wouldn't beat you up she'll keep asking where you are and forgetting thing - AlphaQ

I'll beat her up for sure. Even nothing is stronger than her. - Powerfulgirl10

That was so funny when I read it

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74 Putting a wasp nest into your pants

That's just painful - SteelCity99

75 Being shot to death by BB guns

Kinda stupid, I mean if it was on the newspaper there would be articles like '10 dead in massacra' and really important articles, then
there would be 'man(or girl)shot to death by bb guns'. Embassering in a way.

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76 Falling off an escalator V 1 Comment
77 Going parachuting without the parachute

Only professionals can survive this, and yet for some reason they have not explored that option.

That's just jumping off of something, and also suicide. - Powerfulgirl10

That's not even parachuting in the first place - NexusUnterganger639

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78 Pooping in the shower and the poop clogs up the drain and water fills up the shower and you drown in a watery poo poo mess while watching Fanboy and Chum Chum.

This one is great, but Barney would be worse.

Oh... My... Goodness... - Powerfulgirl10

79 Getting killed by your farts

Mmm. indeed.

What a retarded list...
only 10 year olds oboi

"getting killed by your farts" AHAHA AHA H HAHA AH AH HAH AH HAHAAH AH AH AH HAH AHA H AHA H AH AHA HA HA H AH AH AH AHA HAHAAH
FUNNY
NO

ENDYOURSELF

80 Pooping so hard you rip out your intestines and your appendix bursts V 4 Comments
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