Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die


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61 Overdosing on Viagra

Heard of that


62 About to drown to death then the lifeguard arrives and bashes your head open after a fast collision with your skull
63 Catching a disease that causes you to grow warts of Skittles, begin to eat your warts, but die due to being the subject for a cure for the disease

It's a refrence to a commercial, for the particularly grossed out person who commented.

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64 Getting ran over by a van driven by cats

I can imagine that happening...

I want to see this happen! It's so dang funny! - Powerfulgirl10

Last thing you heard meow screech BOOM

Ooh! I want to drive over the people I hate. me and the cats will be driving the van (EVIL GRIN). - Catacorn

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65 Telling someone to jump off a cliff, then them doing it, but you going to the wrong place at the wrong time, and being crushed

reminds me of the joke with the refrigerator... anybody? The lover in the refrigerator, the guy doing exercises on his balcony and the husband

66 Avalanche of naked girls

I'll die from seeing too many boobs and vaginas. Because I am NOT the type of person who LOVES that kind of stuff. - Powerfulgirl10

There goes population control... - Kaboom

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67 Falling out of an airplane with two parachutes just in case, but find out both are faulty.

Lmao😂 this is horrible you would feel dumb while your dying

68 Pooping in the shower and the poop clogs up the drain and water fills up the shower and you drown in a watery poo poo mess while watching Fanboy and Chum Chum.

This one is great, but Barney would be worse.

Oh... My... Goodness... - Powerfulgirl10

69 Getting stabbed in the back with a carrot

Seriously? A carrot. Yea right!

How a carrot,I have and I didn't die I eat tons of carrots too

I thought you were my friend, carrot!

It has to be super pointy though. - Powerfulgirl10

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70 Fall Off a Cliff Somehow Survive Then Die In Shock From the Price On the Hospital Bill

Doctor:you survived so here is your bill
Me: the writing is so small how much is it
Me:WHAT I CA...*dies*

71 Being shot to death by BB guns

Kinda stupid, I mean if it was on the newspaper there would be articles like '10 dead in massacra' and really important articles, then
there would be 'man(or girl)shot to death by bb guns'. Embassering in a way.

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72 Falling off an escalator

I think this might kill you. - Powerfulgirl10

73 Catching every lethal disease known to man after being violated by E.T.'s glowing finger

Symptoms of alien molestation may include fear of candles...

That's his version of flipping you off

Funniest thing I have heard this week

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74 Reading this

Sure like that going to ever hap...

That would be pretty ironic and I laugh out loud'd when I read that. Deserves to be higher.

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75 Eating Vegemite

I want to die


76 Get punched by the Hulk

So if it is added it will be a favorite

Talk about getting fisted - LordWalrus

77 Pooping so hard you rip out your intestines and your appendix bursts

That's not funny that's gross

That's so gross. - Powerfulgirl10

Can't happen

Hahhaha so funny lmao U could imagine that

78 Laughing for hours straight over a drunken donkey trying to eat figs

Drunk Donkey? How about, drunk terkeys driving?

79 Read "Top Ten Funniest Ways to Die" and die laughing
80 Break into a toy store, set off the alarm and get crushed by the shelf
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