Top Ten Funniest Ways to Finish the Statement: I Was Too Lazy to Do... So I Did... Instead

Turkeyasylum
I give all credit to Badgerflame/AnonymousChick for coming up with the idea.

The Top Ten

1 I was too lazy to put the dishes in the dishwasher, so I hand washed the dishes instead
2 I was too lazy to make myself a bowl of cereal, so I made some cinnamon rolls instead
3 I was too lazy to grab the TV remote, so I got up and pressed the buttons on the TV to change the channel instead
4 I was too lazy to press the button to ride the elevator, so I took the stairs instead

Haha. This is great! - Britgirl

5 I was too lazy to put my food in the microwave, so I cooked it on the stove top instead
6 I was too lazy to get up to the computer to type my 20 page essay, so I wrote it by hand instead
7 I was too lazy to turn on the shower, so I grabbed a bucket of water and poured it on myself to shower instead

I do that all the time!

8 I was too lazy to call my friend, so I walked to his/her place instead
9 I was too lazy to turn on the gas fireplace, so I started the wood burning fireplace instead
10 I was too lazy to make bacon so I made buttered toast instead.

The Contenders

11 I was too lazy to turn on the radio, so I bought CDs of all the songs played on the radio instead

I guess you could use that chance to actually buy some proper music. - PositronWildhawk

12 I was too lazy to go to the bathroom, so I pooped myself instead

Should be #1. Hilarious. Love this list! - Donut

13 I was too lazy to pause the movie, so I took the DVD out and recorded the time I was at for later instead
14 I was too lazy to sleep so I did some vigorous exercise instead
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1. I was too lazy to put the dishes in the dishwasher, so I hand washed the dishes instead
2. I was too lazy to grab the TV remote, so I got up and pressed the buttons on the TV to change the channel instead
3. I was too lazy to make myself a bowl of cereal, so I made some cinnamon rolls instead
Turkeyasylum
1. I was too lazy to call my friend, so I walked to his/her place instead
2. I was too lazy to make myself a bowl of cereal, so I made some cinnamon rolls instead
3. I was too lazy to make bacon so I made buttered toast instead.
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