Top 10 Funniest Ways In Which The Angry Video Game Nerd Has Destroyed (Or Attempted To Destroy) Bad Games

In memorandum of all the times he was gonna take us back to the past

The Top Ten

1 Shoved Batman: Return/Revenge Of The Joker, Batman Forever and C64 Batman up the Joker's butt in "Batman Part 2"

Kind of looks like I would shove the bad Mario games up Bowser's butt.

2 Did every single thing that the warning labels told him NOT to do to the NES Winter Games cartridge in "Winter Games"

3 Suited up into his super-form in a ridiculously overdramatic transformation sequence and then smashed his GBC Power Rangers cartridge with the blunt end of his Super Scope while squatting atop the Roll'n'Rocker in "Power Rangers"

4 Impaled his Dick Tracy cartridge on a rotating power drill and then smashed it into pieces with a steel hammer in "Dick Tracy"

5 Engaged in an RPG battle with the game cartridge in "Ghosts N' Goblins"

6 Set the Dreamcast's internal clock all the way forward into Futurama times in "Seaman"

7 Wrestled with one of the game cartridges in "Wrestling Games"

8 Glued his SNES Wizard Of Oz cartridge onto the ceiling with the Cowardly Lion's feces in "Wizard Of Oz"

9 Threw Hadouken and Sonic Boom at his television and made it explode in "Top Gun"

10 Attempted to swing his Hyde staff at the cartridge and missed completely in "Dr. Jeykll and Mr. Hyde Revisited"

The Contenders

11 Threw the Game All the Way Around the Entire World in "Hong Kong 97"

No, that was in his Independence Day episode.

12 Grew to Godzilla Size and Blasted Rob to Pieces in "Rob the Robot"

13 Sent Super Mecha Death Christ to Annihilate the Game Cartridge in "Super Mario Bros 3"

14 Shot the Console with a Sniper Rifle in "Sega 32x"

15 Chained the Disc Onto the Wall of His Room and Whipped It in "Dark Castle"

Same as the Genesis cartridge of the same game.

16 Clawed at His Old Nes Games Like Godzilla in "Godzilla"

17 Threw the Sega CD Batman Returns Disc Like a Frisbee in "Batman Part 1"

18 Used the Console as a Toilet in "Atari Jaguar"

19 Whipping the Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 Cartridge with a Rope in "Sonic the Hedgehog 2006"

20 Shat Chocolate on Bugs Bunny (Mike Matei) in Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout with Angry Humour

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