Top Ten Funny but Logical Quotes

The Top Ten
1 I couldn’t repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder - Steven Wright
2 Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?- Anonymous
3 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back - Oscar Wilde
4 If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research - Wilson Mizner

I created a new word on my own.
It's called plagiarism.

5 The best way to lie is to tell the truth... Carefully edited truth - Anonymous
6 Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer ― Charles M. Schulz
7 Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do - Isaac Asimov
8 We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true. - Robert Wilensky
9 By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong. - Charles Wadsworth
10 It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but i figure, why take the chance?-  Ronald Reagan
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