Top Ten Funny But Unexciting Things to Hear In a Science News Broadcast

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1 Researchers in Siberia have finally discovered a material which superconducts at room temperature

Just make sure you built the power plants there at Siberia only and distribute electricity on this material in Siberia only.
Antarctica can be used also. Depends on your choice. - Kiteretsunu

2 Isolated electron states have been found within hydrogen atoms
3 Particles have been found to scatter dramatically in the upper atmosphere according to fixed frequencies

Yeah. It's what makes the sky blue. - PositronWildhawk

4 Studies show that despite all handicaps, astronauts live many times longer in lesser gravity
5 A colony of life has been discovered on a blue planet 150 million kilometers from its Sun
6 A source of intense light has been found to regularly appear in the sky
7 A dangerous chemical has been discovered in abundance, as part of the human body, in which inhalation invokes death and any contact makes your skin absorb it
8 A continent has moved

The continents are constantly moving in the form of tectonic plates. The motion is generally to-fro but a slight disturbance can result into a permanent shift in position and shape (earthquake). Earlier all the continents were all joined together as one and only one landmass called pangea. The landmasses were not divided by oceans. It was just a huge landmass surrounded by a single ocean. This supercontinent Pangea broke up in early mesozoic era to form laurasia and gondwana. The southern India and the whole Australia, including the south-east Asian countries, were part of the gondwana, while the rest of the world were part of the laurasia. Laurasia further divided into Eurasia, Africa and the Americas. The southern India from gonwana driftee away from Australia and collided with Eurasia (Asia more specifically), and thus it became part of the Asia continent and forming Himalayas in the process. Australia remained in it's fixed position. The South America the north Eastern boundary ...more - Kiteretsunu

9 Predictions suggest that the Earth shall be in the same place relative to the Sun within 365.25 Earth days
10 Overeating increases the force of gravity on you

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11 A new species of humans is born

I think it is not uninteresting. If it becomes true it will make a genuine headline and great tsunami in the human society. - Kiteretsunu

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