1 We have ways of making you talk, Mr. Bond. Where are you the most ticklish?
The thought of seeing Mr. Bond getting toture tickled is most appealing. Hope there's a feather involved... - Britgirl
2 "You seem particularly awkward with women, James." "Err... I... Err..."
3 (During Fight Scene) Can we talk about this, perhaps over tea and scones?
4 Well, the car comes with a state-of-the-art coffeemaker, and on the inside of the underwear you're currently wearing, you'll find a microchip tracking device. We attached it as you walked into my office. Do not remove this device, 007.
5 When I said the car may go underwater, 007, I didn't mean try it.
6 Moneypenny, I can certainly see you in the line of action. But you would need tighter clothes.
7 We're a tad low on funding, 007. Could you make do with a pink and fluffy unicycle?
This would certainly add something to a chase scene. - PositronWildhawk
8 Very good chase, Mr. Bond, but that's five points on your license.
9 (During Car Chase Scene) I can't seem to catch up with him. Q, why did you give me a Yugo?
10 "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to sing."
A really bad movie - James Bond the musical.
In positron's lists, #1, #2 and #10 are always the best ones. - Kiteretsunu
My days been made
As Britgirl once said, #10 is always the best. I'm starting to think Pos just likes to close his lists with a bang. - PetSounds
11 "Hello there, I'm Bond, James Bo-" "I'd like to see the manager."