Top Ten Funny But Unlikely Lines from the Next James Bond Movie

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1 We have ways of making you talk, Mr. Bond. Where are you the most ticklish?

The thought of seeing Mr. Bond getting toture tickled is most appealing. Hope there's a feather involved... - Britgirl

2 "You seem particularly awkward with women, James." "Err... I... Err..."
3 Well, the car comes with a state-of-the-art coffeemaker, and on the inside of the underwear you're currently wearing, you'll find a microchip tracking device. We attached it as you walked into my office. Do not remove this device, 007.
4 (During Fight Scene) Can we talk about this, perhaps over tea and scones?
5 When I said the car may go underwater, 007, I didn't mean try it.
6 Moneypenny, I can certainly see you in the line of action. But you would need tighter clothes.
7 We're a tad low on funding, 007. Could you make do with a pink and fluffy unicycle?

This would certainly add something to a chase scene. - PositronWildhawk

8 Very good chase, Mr. Bond, but that's five points on your license.
9 (During Car Chase Scene) I can't seem to catch up with him. Q, why did you give me a Yugo?
10 "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to sing."

In positron's lists, #1, #2 and #10 are always the best ones. - Kiteretsunu

My days been made

As Britgirl once said, #10 is always the best. I'm starting to think Pos just likes to close his lists with a bang. - PetSounds

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1. We have ways of making you talk, Mr. Bond. Where are you the most ticklish?
2. "You seem particularly awkward with women, James." "Err... I... Err..."
3. Well, the car comes with a state-of-the-art coffeemaker, and on the inside of the underwear you're currently wearing, you'll find a microchip tracking device. We attached it as you walked into my office. Do not remove this device, 007.
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