Top Ten Funny But Unlikely Lines from the Next James Bond Movie

The Top Ten

1 We have ways of making you talk, Mr. Bond. Where are you the most ticklish?

The thought of seeing Mr. Bond getting toture tickled is most appealing. Hope there's a feather involved...

2 "You seem particularly awkward with women, James." "Err... I... Err..."

3 (During Fight Scene) Can we talk about this, perhaps over tea and scones?

4 Well, the car comes with a state-of-the-art coffeemaker, and on the inside of the underwear you're currently wearing, you'll find a microchip tracking device. We attached it as you walked into my office. Do not remove this device, 007.

5 When I said the car may go underwater, 007, I didn't mean try it.

6 Moneypenny, I can certainly see you in the line of action. But you would need tighter clothes.

7 We're a tad low on funding, 007. Could you make do with a pink and fluffy unicycle?

This would certainly add something to a chase scene.

8 Very good chase, Mr. Bond, but that's five points on your license.

9 "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to sing."

As Britgirl once said, #10 is always the best. I'm starting to think Pos just likes to close his lists with a bang.

In positron's lists, #1, #2 and #10 are always the best ones.

A really bad movie - James Bond the musical.

My days been made

10 (During Car Chase Scene) I can't seem to catch up with him. Q, why did you give me a Yugo?

The Contenders

11 "Hello there, I'm Bond, James Bo-" "I'd like to see the manager."

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