Top Ten Funny But Unlikely Lines from the Next James Bond Movie

The Top Ten
We have ways of making you talk, Mr. Bond. Where are you the most ticklish?

The thought of seeing Mr. Bond getting toture tickled is most appealing. Hope there's a feather involved... - Britgirl

"You seem particularly awkward with women, James." "Err... I... Err..."
(During Fight Scene) Can we talk about this, perhaps over tea and scones?
Well, the car comes with a state-of-the-art coffeemaker, and on the inside of the underwear you're currently wearing, you'll find a microchip tracking device. We attached it as you walked into my office. Do not remove this device, 007.
When I said the car may go underwater, 007, I didn't mean try it.
Moneypenny, I can certainly see you in the line of action. But you would need tighter clothes.
We're a tad low on funding, 007. Could you make do with a pink and fluffy unicycle?

This would certainly add something to a chase scene. - PositronWildhawk

Very good chase, Mr. Bond, but that's five points on your license.
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to sing."

A really bad movie - James Bond the musical.

In positron's lists, #1, #2 and #10 are always the best ones. - Kiteretsunu

My days been made

As Britgirl once said, #10 is always the best. I'm starting to think Pos just likes to close his lists with a bang. - PetSounds

(During Car Chase Scene) I can't seem to catch up with him. Q, why did you give me a Yugo?
The Contenders
"Hello there, I'm Bond, James Bo-" "I'd like to see the manager."
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