Top Ten Funny But Unlikely Things for Donald Trump to Say In a National SpeechBased on PositronWildhawk's list about Top Ten Funny but Unlikely thungs for Kim Jong-Un to say in a national speech.
The Top Ten
Ok then. If he says this, I’m going to take a long vacation to Canada - KingSlayer93316
Wow - TwilightKitsune
Sure, I would be happy to call you a dumbass, Ronald McDonald Trump. If only he did say that... - ModernSpongeBobSucks
IQ doesn't matter at all.
Ok, dumbass Donald! If you insist so much! - TwilightKitsune
Ok, Dumbass Trump! - RoseWeasley
This would be awesome! Best thing ever!
I wish he would say that. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Yay! America isn’t getting nuked by 10,000 countries! (please see this as a joke, serious people) - KingSlayer93316
Ronald McDonald Trump will make America lose fate again would be more suitable. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
And he did - Nic427
No, Donald. Mayonnaise is not an instrument. - RoseWeasley
No. Neither is ketchup...
Horseradish isn’t an instrument either - KingSlayer93316
12 and 13 are pretty much the same thing, but they would be pretty random - KingSlayer93316
I had a dream that Donald Trump was a woman - Nic427
That would be ironic - Nic427
Okay *throws tomato at him* - Nic427
What’s Islump? What’s next, Afghanistrump?! - KingSlayer93316