Top Ten Funny But Unlikely Things for Donald Trump to Say In a National Speech

Based on PositronWildhawk's list about Top Ten Funny but Unlikely thungs for Kim Jong-Un to say in a national speech.

The Top Ten

My surname is not Trump... It's Hitler!

Ok then. If he says this, I’m going to take a long vacation to Canada - KingSlayer93316

Wow - TwilightKitsune

My IQ is negative 500. Everyone call me a dumbass.

Sure, I would be happy to call you a dumbass, Ronald McDonald Trump. If only he did say that... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

IQ doesn't matter at all.

Ok, dumbass Donald! If you insist so much! - TwilightKitsune

Ok, Dumbass Trump! - RoseWeasley

While Obama is a black cliché, I'm a bratty cliché.
Good news! I'm dropping out of election!

This would be awesome! Best thing ever!

I wish he would say that. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Yay! America isn’t getting nuked by 10,000 countries! (please see this as a joke, serious people) - KingSlayer93316

Kasich, my man. Get drunk.
Well Canada, if I'm president, colonize my country. We need a touch of Canadian-style.
I'll make America hate again.

Ronald McDonald Trump will make America lose fate again would be more suitable. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

And he did - Nic427

Allahu Ackbar.
If I were a girl, this would be shocking.
Say Geronimo!

The Contenders

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No, Donald. Mayonnaise is not an instrument. - RoseWeasley

No. Neither is ketchup...

Horseradish isn’t an instrument either - KingSlayer93316

I'm sorry I'm really a woman

12 and 13 are pretty much the same thing, but they would be pretty random - KingSlayer93316

I had a dream that Donald Trump was a woman - Nic427

I'm Gay

That would be ironic - Nic427

I like tomatoes

Okay *throws tomato at him* - Nic427

I'm really a girl
I am appointing Bill Clinton to be Molester in Chief
Islam ha! More like islump!

What’s Islump? What’s next, Afghanistrump?! - KingSlayer93316

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