Top Ten Funny But Unlikely Things for Donald Trump to Say In a National Speech

Based on PositronWildhawk's list about Top Ten Funny but Unlikely thungs for Kim Jong-Un to say in a national speech.
The Top Ten
1 My surname is not Trump... It's Hitler!
2 My IQ is negative 500. Everyone call me a dumbass.

Sure, I would be happy to call you a dumbass, Ronald McDonald Trump. If only he did say that...

IQ doesn't matter at all.

3 Kasich, my man. Get drunk.
4 While Obama is a black cliché, I'm a bratty cliché.
5 Well Canada, if I'm president, colonize my country. We need a touch of Canadian-style.
6 Allahu Ackbar.
7 If I were a girl, this would be shocking.

I had a dream that trump was a woman

8 Good news! I'm dropping out of election!

This would be awesome! Best thing ever!

I wish he would say that.

9 Say Geronimo!
10 Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No, Donald. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

No. Neither is ketchup...

The Contenders
11 I'll make America hate again.

Ronald McDonald Trump will make America lose fate again would be more suitable.

12 I'm sorry I'm really a woman

12 and 13 are pretty much the same thing, but they would be pretty random

I had a dream that Donald Trump was a woman

13 I'm Gay

That would be ironic

14 I like tomatoes

Okay *throws tomato at him*

15 I'm really a girl
16 Islam ha! More like islump!
17 I declare that I am actually a drunk pedophile! Doo da same ding...
18 The cure for Covid is....I was Waldo's dad in The Little Rascals movie 1994
19 I dyed my hair and my skin with lemon oil and cheeto powder! Now let's all eat my ugly and acne covered body!
20 Bing bing bong China! Bing bing bong Obamacare! (I'm really rich!)
21 I am appointing Bill Clinton to be Molester in Chief
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