Top 10 Funny But Unlikely Things for Hitler to Say

The Top Ten
1 I am a... dolphin!
2 Anne Frankly... I ain't cared
3 12 million kill streak on Call of Duty, You mad Churchill?
4 Jokes like these makes me fuhrerious

I know how it feels Hitler

5 When I said invade I meant invade Great Britain
6 Darn Delgia you post my butt on the Internet!

A reference to his 100 followers post

7 CerealGuy's old list... makes me Fuhrerious too!

Very unlikely he'd say this. Because he is dead.

Reference to my old low quality list

8 There can be only one Dolfy, the parodies Hitler are all fake
9 I told Goring not to eat my Pot Pie!
10 I love him (Joseph Stalin) but I hate him (Communism)
The Contenders
11 I love the USA
12 I'm an Anti Vaxxer
13 Art school is fun, fun, fun
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