Top Ten Funny Definitions of Common Words

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1 Tomorrow (noun) - the best time to do everything you had planned for today.

I can't believe that this actually says it in the dictionary! - funnyuser

2 Teenager (noun) - when you are too young for half of things you want to do and too old to do the other half.

I've noticed this problem a lot recently. I mean, we're told to be responsible and mature, even though we can't have jobs, drive (only if you're over 16), have a credit card, etc. - ethanmeinster

3 Slut (noun) - a woman with the morals of a man.

My friend is a slut

4 Poor (adjective) - when you have too much month at the end of your money.
5 Bacon (noun) - the main reason you are not a vegetarian.
6 Eating (verb) - when there is nothing else to do.
7 Alcohol (noun) - a bitter fluid used to help people dance.

I wonder if that is actually true! - funnyuser

8 Feet (noun) - a device used for finding legos in the dark.

Also works with earrings! - PianoQueen

9 Group project (noun) - time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work.

I wish we could actually do that in school! - funnyuser

10 Crap (noun) - A pile of something that drops out of your a**.

I guess this is actually true. But gross! - funnyuser

The Contenders

11 Disappointment (noun) - receiving no votes for a really well made list.
12 French Doorbell On Urban Dictionary
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1. Tomorrow (noun) - the best time to do everything you had planned for today.
2. Poor (adjective) - when you have too much month at the end of your money.
3. Slut (noun) - a woman with the morals of a man.
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1. Tomorrow (noun) - the best time to do everything you had planned for today.
2. Teenager (noun) - when you are too young for half of things you want to do and too old to do the other half.
3. Bacon (noun) - the main reason you are not a vegetarian.
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