Top Ten Funny Definitions of Common Words
Although the definitions are funny, they really do have some truth behind them. Don't they?The Top Ten
1 Tomorrow (noun) - the best time to do everything you had planned for today.
I can't believe that this actually says it in the dictionary!
2 Teenager (noun) - when you are too young for half of things you want to do and too old to do the other half.
I've noticed this problem a lot recently. I mean, we're told to be responsible and mature, even though we can't have jobs, drive (only if you're over 16), have a credit card, etc.
This definition also applies to children of overprotective parents
3 Slut (noun) - a woman with the morals of a man.
That is so true. In fact I would even say that it's the same thing that would actually be praised if it was a boy (talking boys in their late teens).
4 Poor (adjective) - when you have too much month at the end of your money.
5 Bacon (noun) - the main reason you are not a vegetarian.
6 Eating (verb) - when there is nothing else to do.
7 Alcohol (noun) - a bitter fluid used to help people dance.
I wonder if that is actually true!
8 Feet (noun) - a device used for finding legos in the dark.
Also works with earrings!
9 Group project (noun) - time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work.
I wish we could actually do that in school!
10 Crap (noun) - A pile of something that drops out of your a**.
I guess this is actually true. But gross!
The Contenders
11 Disappointment (noun) - receiving no votes for a really well made list.
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