Top Ten Funny Quotes About Love

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The Top Ten

1 If you love 'em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love 'em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you're in love ~ Miles Davis
2 An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her ~ Agatha Christie

I really love this list about love! I also love Agatha Christie - one of my favorite. writers! Lovely list, and the whispering-in-mouth one was so hilarious, K! God bless. - HezarioSeth

3 To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful ~ Anonymous

Cute :)

NOTICE: would the man who has a warm, loving heart that is a little battered and bruised and needs a home, please return it to the owner you stole it from? She would very much appreciate it - Thank you.

Iona Heart . - Britgirl

4 Gravitation can't be held responsible for people falling in love ~ Albert Einstein
5 Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock ~ Jewish Proverb
6 My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside --- Made in Taiwan! ~ Leopold Fetchner
7 Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash ~ Joyce Brothers
8 Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don't; men hope women won't change, but they do ~ Bettina Arndt

I'd say this one is most accurate. But don't find it off-putting to the idea. - PositronWildhawk

9 Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain't ~ Anonymous
10 I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth! ~ Chico Marx

The Contenders

11 Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen - Anonymous

It doesn't work, not with me at least. I've said it before and for the hard-of-hearing - or in this case, the visually impaired - I'll repeat MY quote: "Treat me mean and you can sod off." ~ Tina H.W. - Britgirl

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1. If you love 'em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love 'em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you're in love ~ Miles Davis
2. An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her ~ Agatha Christie
3. To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful ~ Anonymous
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