Top Ten Funny and Random Things to Say When Someone is About to Punch You

The Top Ten

1 You shouldn't punch me! If you punch me, then it's potato-abuse because I'm a potato!

Me and my friends were cracking up

2 I'm your boss and I'm gonna kill you with my spartan-unicorn!

3 Look over there! A distraction!

4 Yo, wanna do the Harlem Shake?

5 If you punch me, my fangirls/boys are gonna attack you!

6 Oppa gangnam style!

7 Do you like waffles?

This one's actually funny.

8 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

That's just epic!

9 I want a pony!

10 Here comes the pain!

The Contenders

11 Look out! Banana elephants behind you!

12 I'm calling the cops for abuse!

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