Top 10 Funny Reasons to Go to the Principal's Office

The Top Ten

1 By skipping all of the answers on your standardized test and not able to retake it

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2 Throwing tomatoes at the teacher

3 Throwing paper airplanes through the chimney

Those are in houses dum dum of the year

The school has a chimney?

4 Jumping off of the school roof

5 Trying to flood the school by bringing 100 buckets of water and pouring them in the classroom

6 Making this list

7 Ripping your test

8 Drawing on everyone in class with a permanent marker

I did this once, only it was with temporary marker. The thing is I got sent to the headteacher anyway...
Has the world gone mad?!

9 Writing mean things about everyone in the class on the whiteboard

10 Bringing cats to school and they scratch everyone

The Contenders

11 Blowing up the classroom walls

Do an experiment that malfunctions and *BOOM* blows a big hole in the wall.

12 Peeing on the floor

Someone once peed in the library in the school I work at.

13 Farting in class

14 Talking back to the teacher

This will do it for sure.

15 Making the honor roll

16 Breaking the teacher’s window

17 Not being late

18 You roasted a teacher by talking about their divorce

19 Pooping on the floor

20 Making everyone watch the emoji movie

21 Vandalizing school property

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