Top Ten Funny Sentences That Would Be Made There Were No Prepositions

The Top Ten
1 The old man is sitting (between) his grandson and his daughter.

A babysitter?

2 She dived (into) the Swimming pool.
3 The Cup is (on) the Saucer.

Laugh out loud! Great list!

4 School will close (for) the winter break.

Oh, no! Winter Break is closed! This item should be higher!

5 The boy is walking (across) the road.

How can he carry that thing on a leash

Like walking your dog!

6 The baby is hiding (behind) the curtain.

So who should we find first - the baby or the curtain?

7 The clock is hanging (above) the sofa.

That's just completely wrong.

What did he do wrong

8 We walked (along) the river.

I can just imagine how were the leash is

Now this is utterly senseless.

9 She is standing (in front of) the mirror.

I like cup stands better,I'll do one right no-OH MY GOD ITS AN ALIEN INVASION

10 The man is working (with) his wife.
The Contenders
11 He ran (out of) the room when he saw a snake.

And that's another leash down...

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