Top Ten Funny Studies Have Shown Facts

Okay, maybe there was never an official study performed to verify each of the following facts, but they are still facts. Let's keep it that way too. When adding a new item to this list, make sure it is 100% verifiably accurate.
The Top Ten
1 Studies have shown that girls are often born female

I can tell this list is going to be funny, and I haven't even read the other ones!

2 Studies have shown that homosexuals are more likely to have gay marriages
3 Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer

Laugh out loud! Fantastic list!

4 Studies have shown that immigrants generally come from other countries
5 Studies have shown that the ocean is mostly water

Oh! I never knew that.

6 Studies have shown that every 60 seconds, a minute passes

Wow, that is so fascinating!

Wow! Pretty good.

7 Studies have shown that light illuminates dark areas
8 Studies have shown that dwarfs and midgets have little in common
9 Studies have shown that 4 out of 5 people make up 80% of the population

Wow! Would have never guessed!

10 Studies have shown that nocturnal animals stay awake at night
The Contenders
11 Studies have shown that married couples are far more likely to get divorced than non-married couples

Wow, you are a genius!

12 Studies have shown that objects gain temperature when heated
13 Studies have shown that the best way to survive a shark attack is not to stop breathing
14 Studies have shown that the leading cause of teen pregnancy is sex
15 Studies have shown that apples contain tree DNA
16 Studies have shown that you are more likely to die driving to the airport if you are a terrible driver

Wow! You don't say?

17 Studies have shown that people who drink one glass of red wine per day are more likely to drink two glasses than those who do not
18 Studies have shown that female dogs are more likely than male dogs to be a bitch

Very true. The female dogs just seem to have it easier.

19 Studies have shown that inhaling water can prove fatal
20 Studies have shown that people who are young have a higher school attendance
21 Studies have shown that teen pregnancy rapidly drops at age 20
22 Studies have shown that people below 18 years old are kids

I just ruined every teenagers dream

23 Studies have shown that humans usually are born on Earth.
24 Studies have shown that people who go fishing catch more fish then people who don’t
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