Funny Things Drunk Men Shay -sorry- Say

The Top Ten

1 (In woman's ear) "I can show you a good time, but I may be a bit shrunk..." *Burp*

Hmm... How can a woman ever resist THAT?

2 "I need to s*** before I fall down."

3 "Sheesh my wife. I'm her housebound."

4 "I can take on the lot o' yer!"

Some staggerer putting his fists up at another drunk man, thinking there're ten of them.

5 "Eh? Whadda mean I've had enough? I've only shared shex with me mates!"

Shex with your mates? Good grief, man! You're way gone!

6 "I need another shrink!!"

7 (making a toast) "I trapose a post" (instead of, "I propose a toast".)

8 "Baby, baby, baby, ooh...."

Haha even if drunk it's a crime singing this! Great list, Britgirl! I love it! And I love you!

Even if you have a beautiful singing voice, you must be drunk to shing -sorry- SING this!

9 "I really fanshee my wife" *hic*

10 I'm not as think as you drunk I am

Ha ha ha, makes me laugh

Love this list.

The Contenders

11 (Sobbing to lamppost) "My wife doesn't understand me!"

(To the lampost) Even this fellow (lamppost) doesn't understand me. At least he could have given me some advice...

12 I swear to drunk I'm not god

13 Shiver me timberssss, imma pirate on a piratesh ship

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