Top Ten Funny Things to Say to Stupid People

Funny things you should say to idiots - it works. Leave a comment.

The Top Ten

1 Your lips are beautiful

Hey, a few people have said this to me. Now I know it wasn't a compliment :/ - Britgirl

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,but a wise man tells her that her lips are extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. - leafstar

2 Don't blame yourself V 2 Comments
3 Privilege

Everyone has the privilege to do stupid things,but you are abusing that privilege. - leafstar

4 Stupidity will rule the world

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a much longer shelf life. - leafstar

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5 Idiot proof

Make it idiot proof than someone will create a better idiot. - leafstar

6 Stop arguing

It is impossible to reason with unreasonable people. - birdechosplash

Don't argue with an idiot.He will drag you down to his level and beat you down with experience. - leafstar

7 Tomatoes and fruit salads

An idiot would think a tomato is a vegetable.Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - leafstar

8 Diarrhea

4 out of 5 idiots suffer from diarrhea...Does that mean one idiot enjoys it? - leafstar

9 Computer VS kick boxing

A computer once bet me at chess,but it was no match for me at Kick boxing. - leafstar

10 Misunderstood

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I'll blame it on you. - leafstar

LOL. I cannot wait to use this on someone. - birdechosplash

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The Contenders

11 It's ok, the dumb blonde inside of us just needs a release sometimes V 1 Comment
12 It's okay, you only voted for him because you're racist

Are we talking Trump? If so, he isn't racist. That's just another lie spread around the bread that is the media. It's something people are doing to make others vote for Hillary, who is actually the real racist. Shame on her. - Freestyle_Fujoshi

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