Top Ten Funny Things a Vandal Might Put On a Stop Sign

After reading this list, please don't vandalize any stop signs. Understood?
The Top Ten
1 Stop. Hammer Time.

MC Hammer lives near my grandma (in the same city), and used to randomly stop at her neighbor's house for a mknute, and then hand over some cash and speed away in his Hummer. Wonder what could have been going on there...

I've seen this before.

2 Stop because I said so.
3 Stop. NO YOU STOP.
4 I wouldn't stop here if I were you
5 Stop defacing stop signs
6 Stop. Zombies crossing!
7 Stop. In the name of love.
8 Stop in the name of Plod!

If only the local Noddy housing estate had stop signs.

9 Stop if you feel like it
10 Please don't
The Contenders
11 Start (Written over the word stop)
12 Don't Stop Till You Get Enough
13 Do Not Lick Me

What if your tongue gets stuck?

*licks anyways*

14 Stop sign above.
15 It's peanut butter jelly time!
16 Stop reading this
17 Stop it right now!
18 Stop! Wait a minute
19 Stop, Drop & Roll
20 Stop talking
21 Stop. Do not enter
22 Stop saying that!
23 Stop red light. Go green light
24 Stop staring at me!
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