Top 10 Funny Titles for Possible Metal Christmas Albums

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Christmas and metal are like opposites and this is an opportunity to have some fun.

The Top Ten

1 Hardwired ... to Christmas Lights - Metallica
2 Worm Infested Santa - Cannibal Corpse

I'm getting The Nightmare Before Christmas vibes right now...

"My bugs, my bugs...! " - Oogie Boogie - ModernSpongeBobSucks

3 Screaming for Christmas - Judas Priest
4 I Worship Chaos at Christmas - Children of Bodom
5 The Number of the Presents - Iron Maiden
6 We Sold Our Souls for Christmas Specials - Black Sabbath
7 Holiday Season in the Abyss - Slayer
8 Burnt Wrappings - Iced Earth

A Xmas version of their album Burnt Offerings - Metal_Treasure

9 Images and Christmas Cards - Dream Theater
10 De Mysteriis Dom Santas - Mayhem

A Xmas version of De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas - Metal_Treasure

The Contenders

11 Keeper of the Christmas Trees - Helloween
12 Banish from Middle-Earth at Christmas - Blind Guardian
13 Screaming for Presents - Judas Priest
14 Alice in Christmas Hell - Annihilator
15 The Sound of Jingle Bells - Death
16 At the Edge of Christmas Time - Blind Guardian
17 ...And Christmas Joy to All - Metallica
18 Metropolis: Scenes from a Christmas Memory - Dream Theater
19 Seventh Present of a Seventh Christmas - Iron Maiden
20 Countdown to Christmas - Megadeth
21 Spreading the Christmas Cheer - Anthrax
22 No Presents for the Naughty - Iron Maiden
23 Wicked Christmas Horror Show - Iced Earth
24 Santa Mob Rules - Black Sabbath
25 Beyond the Red-Nosed Reindeer - Blind Guardian
26 Presents Sell... but When's Christmas? - Megadeth
27 Delivering Presents is My Business... and Business is Good - Megadeth

You know who this is referring too - christangrant

28 St. Nick - Metallica
29 The Great Southern Reindeer - Pantera
30 The Book of In-Laws - Iron Maiden
31 A Twist in the Christmas Myth - Blind Guardian
32 Santa's Throwing Down the Napalm - Sodom
33 Jingle Hell - Venom
34 Pleasure to Kill the Santa - Kreator
35 The Dark Christmas Saga - Iced Earth
36 The Black Christmas - Black Sabbath
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