Funny Ways to Get Back at Your 5 Year Old SisterFunny ways to get back at your sister for being a jerk.
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Just so you know, all of these things immediately stop working when your sister turns 6. Or, if you have a brother, it will never work on them! - sadical
Tell her there is a family secret she is old enough to see, make her swear to secrecy, reveal the picture and... Tell her it was a picture of her when she was born.
This is hilarious! I think this should be number 1
Hahaa this is good I'm going to use this now... Laugh out loud
You’re a meanie green beanie! - sadical
This works best when the name she called you is offensive in her kindergarten class or she finds it absolutely mean in every way.
This works best when she has told her parents she won't wet the bed any more because she is old enough not to.
I've done this to my younger brother in my time, and it was joyous (well, not for him). - PositronWildhawk
Not if she doesn't have any friends! - sadical
This doesn't work very well in summer
That's bad... (But so funny)
This one is just mean. Its funny though - Danielsun182
Make it look uneven and bad so the parent believe she did it
She’s 5... remember? - sadical
Once when my cousin was about 6 my great uncle gave her all the Pizza Hut breadsticks and denied me any and I got so mad that I attempted to steal her last piece and eat it but it didn't work and I got in trouble with my mom instead >:(
And for extra mean if you feel like that use your voice and body to make it seem like the best tasting thing ever even if you hate it
If like my sister she will probably say, "prove it" print false adoption papers and write the adoption info in and show it to her. P.S. make the papers before the prank.
Don't say anything about the money monster until she starts noticing her missing money. If you can get a friends sister involved tell her you will pay her is she says, "the money monster stole my money! " in front of little sister
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