Top Ten Funny Ways to Murder the English Language

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The Top Ten

1 I have two daughters both are girls.
2 All of you stand in straight circle.

My teachers said that - Toucan

See not all adults are smart

My P. E teacher said this a few times, and just to think, she thought she was better than me! - Britgirl

3 Open the window let the AirForce come in.
4 Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
5 As my headache is paining please leave me alone.
6 Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am Inside???..
7 Will you hang this calendar or I will hang myself.

So that the calendar doesn't die. - Kiteretsunu

Come on man, you have so much more to live for - TwilightKitsune

8 I am putting my screw driver everywhere and see what is happening.

Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this picture? - Turkeyasylum

The screwdrivers a penis! 111

9 Paint yourself blue and jumb into the sea

Hey buddy where are you.

10 I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.

This is spoken by chavs in my neighbourhood all too much. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 You look best than him.
12 I am suffering from fever please declare one day holiday.
13 Hey y'all, I'm American!
14 Paint your self black and turn off the lights

What happens when the light is on?

15 I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide

Read what that means honey

16 My English grade is very well
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1. All of you stand in straight circle.
2. Open the window let the AirForce come in.
3. I have two daughters both are girls.
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2. Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
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