Top Ten Funny Ways to Murder the English Language
The Top Ten
1 I have two daughters both are girls.
2 All of you stand in straight circle.
My P. E teacher said this a few times, and just to think, she thought she was better than me!
See not all adults are smart
My teachers said that
3 Open the window let the AirForce come in.
4 Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
5 As my headache is paining please leave me alone.
6 Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am Inside???..
7 Will you hang this calendar or I will hang myself.
Come on man, you have so much more to live for
So that the calendar doesn't die.
8 I am putting my screw driver everywhere and see what is happening.
Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this picture?
The screwdrivers a penis! 111
9 Paint yourself blue and jumb into the sea
Hey buddy where are you.
10 I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.
The Contenders
11 You look best than him.
12 I am suffering from fever please declare one day holiday.
13 Hey y'all, I'm American!
14 I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide
Read what that means honey
15 Paint your self black and turn off the lights
What happens when the light is on?
16 My English grade is very well
17 Protect your home from your phone
(? ) Is my phone a threat to my home?! Hey, better move house!
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