Best Gene Belcher Quotes from Bob's Burgers
The Top Ten
1 Wait till childbirth, girlfriend.
2 AHHH! One luft balloon!
3 We're gonna be moderately rich! I can date someone half my age: a five-and-a-half year old starlet.
4 Aah! Max wants to switch eyes with me!
5 Ketchup. We were looking for ketchup.
6 They're jealousy noises! You got your legs waxed and I didn't.
7 Mafia witch.
8 She's happy and slappy!
9 It's a race war.
10 Maybe it's fancy danger. Dangiere.
11 Would you rather have a lifetime of regret, or an afternoon of middle disappointment?
12 What doesn't break my testicles only makes them stronger.
13 This is taking too long! I need chocolate!
14 You’ll take the butts you’re given and you’ll like it!
15 What kind of God would give you those legs and no rhythm?
16 Was it obvious that I don't care?
17 My life is more difficult than anyone else’s on the planet, and YES, I’m including starving children, so DON’T ASK.
18 Watch out, glass ceiling!
19 There’s too much pressure to enjoy yourself.
20 You should know when you hold hands with me, you are holding hands with everything I’ve ever eaten.
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