Top Ten Genuine and Bizarre Album Titles


The Top Ten

1 Hairway to Steven - Butthole Surfers

Obvious parody of "Stairway to Heaven".

Delicious one right here.

2 Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavoured Water - Limp Bizkit

A strange food combination, but I'll give it a try, and if I can actually hold it down, I'll buy the album! - PositronWildhawk

3 Galactic Ass Creatures From Uranus - Detroit Grand Pubahs

Definitely bizarre & strange
I don't think I could picture ass creatures - Ajkloth

4 Trout Mask Replica - Captain Beefheart
5 My People Were Fair and Had Sky in Their Hair... But Now They're Content to Wear Stars on Their Brows - Tyrannosaurus Rex

Think Alloy.. A creamed cage in August and the hidden riders of tomorrow.

Not to be confused with T-Rex, which was later in Marc Bolan's career and were a completely different band.
This is pretty peculiar, would you not agree? - PositronWildhawk

6 It's Me, Mum! - Wally Whyton

The album cover is just excrutiating, methinks. Google it. - PositronWildhawk

7 Weasels Ripped My Flesh - Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

Those must be some pretty aggressive weasels.

Weasels can be aggressive sometimes.

8 Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy - Mindless Self Indulgence

I love how Mindless Self Indulgence's album titles keep popping up on this list. I well and truly adore them.

Hmm... Definitely up there with bizarre. And I quite like it... - Britgirl

I think those two sentences fit together perfectly. - PositronWildhawk

I love how msi albums appear on this list the most. Love them *smiles*

9 Locust Abortion Technician - The Butthole Surfers

Know anyone who went on the World Locust Abortion Technician Tour? - PositronWildhawk

10 The Big Eyeball In the Sky - Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

The Contenders

11 Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti - Squeeze
12 - Cher
13 Swordfishtrombones - Tom Waits
14 Zipper Catches Skin - Alice Cooper
15 How You Sell Soul to a Soulless People Who Sold Their Soul? - Public Enemy
16 A Salt With a Deadly Pepa - Salt-n-Pepa
17 Phunk Shui - John Oates
18 Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie - Alanis Morissette
19 You'll Rebel to Anything - Mindless Self Indulgence
20 Steal This Album! - System of a Down
21 Record Collectors are Pretentious A***oles - Poison Idea
22 Inmundo - Carajo
23 Punk In Drublic - Nofx
24 Fishin' for Hookers - Bloodhound Gang
25 The Uplift Mofo Party Plan - Red Hot Chili Peppers
26 My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy - Kanye West
27 Meat Is Murder - The Smiths
28 Muse Sick-n-hour Mess Age - Public Enemy
29 Death Magnetic - Metallica
30 How I Learned to Stop Giving a S*** and Love Mindless Self Indulgence - Mindless Self Indulgence
31 Riding a Black Unicorn Down the Side of an Erupting Volcano While Drinking from a Chalice Filled With the Laughter of Small Children - Voltaire
32 Supermassive Black Hole - Muse
33 I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me from Being the Master - Electric Six
34 Lunch Boxes & Choklit Cows - Marilyn Manson
35 The Land of Rape and Honey - Ministry
36 Psalm 69: The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs - Ministry
37 Mechanical Animals - Marilyn Manson
38 Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death) - Marilyn Manson
39 From Beer to Eternity - Ministry
40 The Golden Age of Grotesque - Marilyn Manson
41 The High End of Low - Marilyn Manson
42 Antichrist Superstar - Marilyn Manson
43 Eat Me, Drink Me - Marilyn Manson
44 Pork Soda - Primus
45 Sailing the Seas of Cheese - Primus
46 Pretty Hate Machine - Nine Inch Nails
47 Erotic Diarrhoea Fantasy - Torsof**k
48 You Can Sing on the Left or Bark on the Right - Dirk Hamilton
49 Runter mit den Spendierhosen, Unsichtbarer! - Die Ärzte

"Down with the genorosity trousers, invisible man! "

("Die Spendierhosen anhaben", or "To wear the genorosity trousers", is a German phrase, meaning to be in a generous mood. It's still one hell of a weird title.) - Martin_Canine

50 Brain Salad Surgery - Emerson, Lake & Palmer

The phrase 'brain salad surgery' evolved from 'whip some skull on me', which in turn evolved from 'giving head'. Sexual terms. - Crwth

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List StatsCreated 5 Dec 2013
Updated 4 Jul 2019

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Top Remixes

1. Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti - Squeeze
2. Hairway to Steven - Butthole Surfers
3. - Cher
1. Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavoured Water - Limp Bizkit
2. Galactic Ass Creatures From Uranus - Detroit Grand Pubahs
3. Trout Mask Replica - Captain Beefheart


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