Top Ten George Carlin Hbo Stand Up Comedy Specials

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George Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008), along with Richard Pryor are considered by most to be the greatest stand up comedians ever. He did a total of 14 HBO comedy specials beginning in 1977 - 2008. These are some of his best HBO stand up comedy specials.

The Top Ten

1 Jammin in New York (1992)

Routine/Acts performed:
1. "Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf"
2. "Little Things We Share"
3. "Airline Announcements"
4. "Golf Courses for the Homeless"
5. "The Planet is Fine" - THC13

2 Doin it Again (1990)

Routine/Acts performed:
1. "Offensive Language"
2. "I Ain't Afraid of Cancer"
3. "Some People are Stupid"
4. "Rape Can be Funny" (*Not as bad as you think. Sounds horrible, I know, but listen to the context before judging or getting angry*)
5. "Feminist ****jobs"
6. "Good Ideas"
7. "Things You Never See"
8. "Things You Never Hear"
9. "Things You Don't Wanna to Hear"
10. "Life's Little Moments"
11. "I Love My Dog"
12. "Organ Donor Programs"
13. "Don't Pull the Plug on Me"
14. "They're Only Words"
15. "Euphemisms" - THC13

3 You Are All Diseased (1999)

Routine/Acts performed:
1. "How's Everybody Doing? "
2. "Airport Security"
3. "Fear of Germs"
4. "Cigars"
5. "Angels"
6. "Harley Davidson"
7. "House of Blues"
8. "Minority Language"
9. "Man Stuff"
10. "Kids and Parents"
11. "T.V. Tonight"
12. "Names"
13. "Advertising Lullabye"
14. "American Bull****"
15. "Businessmen"
16. "Religion"
17. "There is no God" - THC13

4 What Am I Doing in New Jersey? (1988)

Routine/Acts performed:
1. "Reagan's gang, Church People and American Values"
2. "Keeping People Alert"
3. "People I Can Do Without"
4. "More Stuff on Cars and Driving" - THC13

5 Life is Worth Losing (2006)

Routine/Acts performed:
1. "A Modern Man"
2. "Three Little Words"
3. "The Suicide Guy"
4. "Extreme Human Behavior"
5. "The All-Suicide T.V. Channel"
6. "Dumb Americans"
7. "Pyramid of the Hopeless"
8. "Autoerotic Asphyxia"
9. "Posthumous Female Transplants"
10. "Yeast Infection"
11. "Coast-to-Coast Emergency" - THC13

6 It's Bad For Ya (2008)

Routine/Acts performed:
1. "Opening"
2. "Old F***"
3. "Going Through My Address Book"
4. "Things We Say When People Die"
5. "He's Smiling Down"
6. "Parents in Hell"
7. "People Refuse to be Realistic"
8. "Dead Parents Helping"
9. "A Couple of Other Questions"
10. "Today's Professional Parents"
11. "The Self-Esteem Movement"
12. "Every Child is Special"
13. "The Children are our Future"
14. "Raisin' a Child is Not Difficult"
15. "I Like People"
16. "Stupid Bull****"
17. "Stupid Bull**** on the Phone"
18. "What a Phone Call Should Be"
19. "In a Coma"
20. "Their Kids! "
21. "They Want to Show You the Pictures"
22. "Just Enough Bull****"
23. "No One Questions Things"
24. "Proud to Be an ...more - THC13

7 Back in Town (1996)

Routine/Acts performed:
1. "Abortions"
2. "Sanctity of Life"
3. "Capital Punishment"
4. "State Prison Farms"
5. "Farting in Public"
6. "Familiar Expressions"
7. "Free-Floating Hostility" - THC13

8 Complaints and Grievances (2001)

Routine/Acts performed:
1. "Opening"
2. "Traffic Accidents: Keep Moving! "
3. "You and Me (Things That Come Off of Your Body)"
4. "Self-Help Books"
5. "Motivation Seminars"
6. "Parents of Honor Students"
7. "Baby Slings"
8. "My Daddy"
9. "Telephone Mimes"
10. "Hands-Free Telephone Headsets"
11. "Answering Machines"
12. "Family Newsletter"
13. "Music on Answering Machines"
14. "People Who Wear Visors"
15. "Singers with One Name"
16. "Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons"
17. "People Who Misuse Credit Cards"
18. "People Named Todd"
19. "Gun Enthusiasts"
20. "White Guys Who Shave Their Heads"
21. "Nasa-Holes"
22. "Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments" - THC13

9 Carlin on Campus (1984)

Routine/Acts performed:
1. "Opening"
2. "Prayer"
3. "A Place For My Stuff"
4. Cartoon: It's No Bull****
5. "Little Dogs"
6. "Flamethrowers"
7. "Stuff on Driving"
8. Cartoon: New News
9. "Whistling"
10. "A***oles"
11. "Stomach Sounds"
12. "Getting Sick"
13. "Baseball and Football"
14. Cartoon: Universe of Sports
15. "Sports Cheer"
16. Cartoon: Silent Film Star Death - THC13

10 Playing With Your Head (1986)

Routine/Acts performed:
1. "Hello-Goodbye"
2. "Love and Regards"
3. "Groups and Charities"
4. "Sports"
5. "Five Twos"
6. "Losing Things"
7. "You're Lost"
8. "Missing"
9. "Earrings"
10. "Battered Plants"
11. "Things to Watch Out For" - THC13

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