Top 10 "Getting Crap Past the Radar" Moments in Video Games

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The Top Ten

1 Sleeping with Chako and getting her lipstick in return, basically indicating that a robot just had a one-night stand with a Mimiga - Cave Story
2 Yoshi eating enemies alive, defecating them out as eggs, then finally throwing what's left of them at other enemies, all as his standard attack in an E-rated game - Yoshi's Island
3 Captain Qwark allegedly attempting to "mate" with his pet monkey's sister - Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
4 Paul Chuck threatening to violently sexually assault and/or bloodily murder Lammy with a chainsaw after she says she'll do literally anything for a new guitar - Um Jammer Lammy
5 Bentley telling Muggshot that his mother was a broken-down whore with more callers than the telephone operator - Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves
6 Chop Chop Master Onion teaching Parappa and PJ how to perform the act of "Romantic Karate" with each other - Parappa The Rapper 2
7 Hooktail teasingly offering to let you smell and taste her world-renownedly beautiful and sweaty feet during her boss battle - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
8 Neo Cortex suddenly forgetting whether Nina is his daughter or niece - Crash Twinsanity
9 Princess Peach panty-shot trick - Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Melee
10 The incredibly seductive look in Alphys' eyes when she asks you to help her explain to Asgore what anime is - Undertale

The Contenders

11 Literally all of the Amalgamates acting like bloodthirsty serial rapists - Undertale
12 Francis locking Princess Peach up in his nerd dungeon so that he can later attempt to have sex with her - Super Paper Mario
13 Stephen Fry describing Sackboy as sexy - Little Big Planet
14 Palutena reading Pit's dirty thoughts about her - Kid Icarus Uprising
15 "Women have more hiding places than men" - Metal Gear Solid
16 Flurrie's Gratuitously Naked and Jiggling Breasts - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
17 "Now which one is my RIGHT hand?" - Um Jammer Lammy
18 Sunny having a scat fetish for Parappa because she's a plant that presumably wants to be fertilized with his feces - Parappa The Rapper
19 Murray crossdressing himself as a Japanese prostitute - Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
20 "He was BUCK NAKED, and holding a bananer...only maybe it weren't a bananer...it could be ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES" - Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
21 Cloud crossdressing himself as an anime prostitute - Final Fantasy VII
22 The entire plot revolving around inflation and vore fetishism - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
23 The crotch area of Mario Zone being loaded to the brim with "balls" - Super Mario Land
24 Jim doing the pelvic thrust - Earthworm Jim: Special Edition
25 Luigi crossdressing himself as Princess Peach and enjoying it a disturbing amount - Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
26 Lammy and Katy offering to make Parappa and PJ their foot slaves - Um Jammer Lammy
27 "It was I who added the NUTS to that statue!" - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
28 "Cause I can think of something for me and you to do" - Um Jammer Lammy
29 Stage 3 having a black dude with a ridiculously sexy and deep voice teasingly ask Parappa if he wants to grow BIG - Parappa The Rapper 2
30 Valentina's ridiculously exaggerated breast-jiggling physics - Super Mario RPG
31 Chop Chop Master Onion presumably becoming a porn star - Parappa The Rapper 2
32 The rather disturbing amount of hose-related innuendo in Chief Puddle's song - Um Jammer Lammy
33 Captain Qwark publicly demonstrating the Personal Hygienator - Ratchet & Clank
34 "Yeah, that slippery thing tastes REAL good all the time" - Parappa The Rapper 2
35 "Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it" - Parappa The Rapper 2
36 "This Pocket Crotchitizer is still warm" - Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
37 Qwark being forced to serve as a test dummy for the prototype Crotchitizer during the ending - Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
38 Alphys more-than-subtly hinting at being sexually attracted to Mettaton - Undertale
39 The initial implication that Toriel is actually a thinly disguised pedophile - Undertale
40 Giygas Fetus - Earthbound
41 "NO! NO! NO!" Battle - Radiation's Earthbound Halloween Hack
42 Candy Kong's character design - Donkey Kong Country
43 Tanya Bandicoot's character design - Crash Bandicoot
44 Rouge's character design - Sonic
45 Daxter asking you to massage his feet for him - Jak & Daxter
46 Naked Invisible Peach - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
47 Burgerpants also looking and acting like a serial rapist - Undertale
48 Krystal's character design - Star Fox
49 Flirting with Toriel after calling her your mother - Undertale
50 Sans "bleeding" to death when you finally strike the finishing blow on him in the Genocide Run - Undertale
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1. Sleeping with Chako and getting her lipstick in return, basically indicating that a robot just had a one-night stand with a Mimiga - Cave Story
2. Yoshi eating enemies alive, defecating them out as eggs, then finally throwing what's left of them at other enemies, all as his standard attack in an E-rated game - Yoshi's Island
3. Captain Qwark allegedly attempting to "mate" with his pet monkey's sister - Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
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