Best GLaDOS Quotes from Portal 2

The Top Ten

1 "Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person.' That's what it says…We weren't even testing for that."

That was hilarious, hearing that the first time. Still remember it.

2 "Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois…*HORN BLARES* I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off."

3 "When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby."

4 "You're about to become the immediate past president of the being-alive-club. Ha. Ha."

5 "If I think too hard, I'm going to fry this potato."

6 "If I had known you'd let yourself get captured so easily, I would have just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling."

7 "You're not just a regular moron, you're designed to be a moron."

8 "Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that."

9 "Oh, hi. Say, you're good at murder. Could you murder this bird for me?"

10 "You're a moron they built to make me an idiot!"

The Contenders

11 "So, how are YOU holding up? Because I'm a POTATO! "

12 "Let's not take these lemons."

13 "It flew away, good. Alright, back to thinking."

14 "I already fixed it, and YOU are NOT coming back!"

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