Best Gravity Falls Quotes

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I really love this show it's one of my favorites. What are it's best quotes?

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21 I Can Buy and Sell You Old Man! - Gideon

Gideon's dad: Fair enough - Truly

I honestly think that Gideon is the most stupidest character besides mcgucket. I wish he would get over Mabel. Two words Gideon. MOVE ON.

Fair enough- bud. Wait, what?

I put this on loop😂

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22 Calendars, mugs, t-shirts, and more! They've got it all at the copier store! That's not their slogan...I just really feel that way about the copier store. - Soos

Also the Mystery Shack's slogan is "No Refunds"! LOL

Best Soos quote ever!

BEST SOOS QUOTE

BEEEP BOOP

23 I'm Legalizing Everything - Mabel

The are funny I will download the whole series on my tablet

Do it Mabel! Legalize Smile Dip!

Mabel is my most favorite character. She is so ful of life

THUG LTYFE

24 You know studies say that a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder! - Stan

Stan has the best quotes. - santibros2002

Good logic indeed,

THIS SHOULD BE TOP TEN

25 You're scared. Of growing up. And who could blame you; I'm scared, too. - Dipper

Why doesn't anyone like this.

This was rly a touching scene. Dipper and Mabel really care about each other

Aren't we all? - AnonymousChick

Dumb so dumb

26 Yay! Grass! - Mabel

That first scene... Loved it!

COW!

27 This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to weirdmageddon! - Bill Cipher

This quote just pumps you up for the finale, and it's pretty damn epic. I love it.

*Passes out* Was I the only person who died when Bill said "Welcome to Weirdmageddon"?

I agree, if they had not put that quote in the finale, I most likely would have changed the channel...

I just love random that doesn't make sense

And Bill.

Bipper.

Dipper

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28 Grunkle Stan, I trust you - Mabel

This quote shows Trust to your friends or family even if they've done bad things in the past

Honestly this should be much higher on this list.

Trust him! Dipper is smart, but he doesn't understand! - AnonymousChick

This changed the entire outcome of the series. - Minecraftcrazy530

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29 Okay, so I was just opening random doors - because I'm a creep - Mabel

Admit it. This one rocks. - AnonymousChick

This is sooo true

Loved this 'cause Mable b Mable, and you can't beat that

30 That's just my face. This is a mask. Roar! - Toby

Toby should be adopted by mc gucket. Anybody? No? Oh...

31 My friend thinks you're cute. - Tambry

Okay this scene was trippy. Like fist to stomach trippy.

So, like, does she really like Dipper, in the present?

What if it was Wendy actually talking to him in weirdmaggedon 2. Don't you wanther. You kiss a pillow with her face on it

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32 Dipper: You're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear.

Ha, funny! My brother said the same thing...
._.

33 Princess Unattainable beckons you - Ford

This should be so much higher on the list, I mean this is my favorite quote from that entire episode.

Who's your favorite Disney Princess? The author of the journals. Princess Unattainable.

Best thing, ever. Except for "Grammar Stanley"

This legit became a meme. It should definitely be higher up on the list!

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34 The future is in the past. Onwards Aoshima! - Mabel

I think the scene in action was more famous than the actual quote...

Onwards Aoshima!

Oshima will remain in our hearts

AOSHIMA

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35 Human Soda, I'm Gonna Drink It Like A Person - Bill

It only works if your looking at a pic of Bipper pouring Pitt cola in his eyes

Me trying to fit in with society. - AnonymousChick

*pours soda in eyes* HAHAH. HAHAGUGWWGAAHHAHAA

36 So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with more of a beep-boop - Ford

That sounds like something Soos would say.

Is ford soos when he says this

This is one of the best!

I love it

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37 Bill Cipher: You guys are smarter than you look. Especially the fat one.

Oy! Soos is specially smart in his own way

They are kind of smart but not as smart as Bill cypher

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38 I am the god of destruction! - Mabel
39 The author of the journals. My brother. - Grunkle Stan

*Episode ends* ME be like: "WHAT?!?!?! "

Soos: *faints in shock*

You have no idea how many memes there are for this.

*episode end* just happened *in head* why is he so badaas

40 We put the fun in no refund - Stan

That should be nearly every stores slogan.

This should be in the top 5. I love this quote

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