Best Gravity Falls Quotes

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61 Perfect boys... Always going through my trash... Wait. What? - Stan V 2 Comments
62 Stop it gguuuyyyssss!!! - Dipper

That was like the funniest thing ever! Dipper's voice cracks so much they made a remix out of it! LOL!

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63 Taking over tonight! - Dipper
64 And you controlled your uncle. I must say, you're a lot more evil then I remember! - Gideon

I like this quote because it's basically saying that there getting more hard core. Taking drastic measures and doing things against other people's will.

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65 Got it. - Tyler

It's get it! Gosh! Do you even Tyler?!?!?!

It's actually "Get 'em" unless you're doing "Got it" when (s)he won mayor.
(Conspiricaes of Tyler being a woman...)

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66 I prefer to roll my dice in Vegas - Stan
67 I can assure you if there’s an owl in this bag, he’s long dead. - Ford

Dude. Way to crush a little girls dreams.

Yes ford, be that way. I can't even look at yo you butt!

That sounds like a dumb idea for poop heads... - Mabel - BOOYAH

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68 Look at these noodle arms! - Dipper

Look at these noodle arms! *moves arms like waves*

Those army arm's noddle arms that's right me

Wait... can't SpongeBob do that to? I think he did that before! *Illuimainti music plays*

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69 Amerifreedom - Stan

This needs to be a real word added into the dictionary

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70 1 Trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension. A physical form? Don't mind if I do! - Bill

I bet this is what my math teacher thinks triangles say when we're making normal figures 3d. - AnonymousChick

I LOVE THIS ONE! (by the way it's from a promo.) - StevenU

71 I've seen some pretty amazing things this summer. But nothing as amazing as you and your sister. - Wendy

Wendy... Deal with it. You were mine but Robbie

Nothing is as amazing as the pines twins...!

72 I ate a man alive tonight. - Soos V 2 Comments
73 Tickling, is no laughing matter - Bud
74 I've Been Twaumatized - Gorney
75 Oh soos, I am not an ordinary game. I am... special. The programmers tried to delete me, so I had to delete them... V 1 Comment
76 Everything is different now. - Dipper (The Time Traveler's Pig)

Every time I see this part, I get so sad and feel really bad for Dipper despite him being a cartoon character. His eyes are wide, staring at Wendy and Robbie, and I just feel SO BAD. - missdee04

77 But my aim is getting better! - Stan
78 Dipper: [Norman] never blinks, have you noticed that? Mabel: Maybe he's blinking when you're blinking! V 2 Comments
79 Dipper: Maybe that old guy was crazy after all. Mabel: He did use the word scrapdoodle.
80 You scallywag! - Mabel
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1. You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper
2. Dipper would. - Mabel
3. Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel
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1. Homework Is Whack and So Are Rules Tucking In Your Shirts for Fools - Rapper
2. (Son Looking at His New Car) Son: I Love You Dad (Car Gets Crushed) Oh! My Car! Dad: We'll Just Buy Another One. Son: I Love Being Rich!
3. Void Where Prohibited No C.O.D'S Accepted. Carla I've Always Loved You But I've Never Had the Guts to Say It - News Reporter
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1. Homework Is Whack and So Are Rules Tucking In Your Shirts for Fools - Rapper
2. (Son Looking at His New Car) Son: I Love You Dad (Car Gets Crushed) Oh! My Car! Dad: We'll Just Buy Another One. Son: I Love Being Rich!
3. For Tonight's Final Illusion We Have the Incredible Sack of Mystery. When You Put Your Money In It, It Mysteriously Disappears - Stan
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