Greatest Movie Insults

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The Top Ten

1 If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. - Gleaming the Cube

Haha...its amazing! - Ananya

LOL funny! - LightningStrike

I heard a comment like this in a movie.
I didn't get it at first but now I do

That's what I'm gonna do to my dog!

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2 Is it true that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother? - Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
3 'Scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? - Roxanne

Woah this was great laugh out loud πŸ˜‚

4 I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. - The Princess Bride

Best movie ever! (Also, awesome insult! )

5 Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder. - The Empire Strikes Back

STAR WARS SWAG!

Who you calling scruffy?

Best line ever

Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!
Han: Who's scruffy looking? - PeeledBanana

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6 Bull****. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. - Full Metal Jacket

Stanley Kubrick for the win - LightningStrike

This was my favorite line from the movie

This is the meanest and funniest I'v read on this list! Love it!

7 You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity - Toy Story

Lol so funny and of course, child appropriate

Laugh out loud I love this one! And it's from a children's movie.. Which makes it all the more funnier... It's hilarious

Can you imagine saying this to someone? No comeback to that!

You guys realize the original plan had Woody calling Slinky a spring wiener?!

8 You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, f***-face, d***head, ass****. - A Fish Called Wanda

You can't even read half of it!

The way he said it was awesome! People who have seen this movie are awesome! L o l this made my day

9 You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat! - Three Amigos

I have no idea why this movie failed! This is perfect. - LightningStrike

Great movie! Great scene! Great insult!

This cracked me up!

10 You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk. - Wizard of Oz

Remeber that? It's iconic - LightningStrike

The Contenders

11 Your mama is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet - The Campaign

I HAVE to use this

This I probaly te best insult as I use it all the time the best film as well

12 I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up - Stand By Me
13 In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's d*** and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porking his wife! - Ace Ventura
14 You s***-kicking, stinky, horse manure smelling motherf***** you - Casino
15 You play ball like a girl! - The Sandlot

This isn’t as hurtful now since some of the greatest ball players are women. - MJfan119

16 You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell - The Witches of Eastwick

This is awesome laugh out loud

17 Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. - Uncle Buck
18 How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! - A Clockwork Orange
19 You have the emotional range of a teaspoon. - Hermione Granger

I am a Harry potter fan. Hermione Granger is my favorite! Laugh out loud favorite. Quote from that movie!

Yay I'm a Harry Potter fan

Yh one for Harry Potter

20 You're a c***. You're a c*** now and you've always been a c*** and nothings gonna change 'cause you're gonna become an even bigger c*** and have some more c*** kids - In Bruges

My favourite line from my favourite movie! Just a perfect insult

Fantastic. Says it all really

21 No business for an insecure, junkyard, motherf*****! - Dolemite
22 You've got about as much charm as a dead slug! - Haymitch
23 You're just the afterbirth, Eli. You slithered out of your mothers filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. - There Will be Blood
24 I wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire. - Encino Man
25 Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? - The Breakfast Club
26 Zach, eyes off the pizza, mate. God made you lactose-intolerant for a reason, yeah? So fat. So fat. - The Internship
27 I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Best insult ever. Enough said.

28 You c*** juggling thunderc***! - Blade: Trinity
29 It's rude enough being alive when no one wants you - Shrek
30 You're an emotional f****** cripple and your soul is dog-s***. Every single f****** thing about you is ugly. - Bad Santa
31 If I gave it any thought I probably would (despise you) - Casablanca
32 You break her heart, I'll break your neck. - The Fast and the Furious
33 Your head is as empty as a eunuchs underpants - Blackadder: The Cavalier Years
34 Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. - Gone With the Wind

How is this don't number one?

35 To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? - A Fish Called Wanda
36 You son of a motherless goat! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I haven't heard this one before!

37 Cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d***less, hopeless, heartless, fat***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monk
38 You dense, irritating miniature beast of burden! - Shrek
39 Did your parents have any children that lived? - Full Metal Jacket
40 Of course your opinion matters! Just not right now - Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2
41 You're a silly, empty-headed... female! - The Fox and the Hound

Lol, Calling him a female. - LightningStrike

42 You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir! - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
43 You like apples? Here! How do you like them apples? - Good Will Hunting
44 You know, that's just...your opinion man. - The Big Lebowski
45 Why don't you go home and f*** your mother some more!? - Gordie to Ace, Stand by Me

Awesome story by the way, (in Apt pulp by Stephen king for anyone who wants to know.) - MJfan119

46 I think I can tell who the wrong sort are for myself, thanks. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's stone
47 You're killing me Smalls! - The Sandlot
48 What does that stand for? F****** big idiot? - Happytime Murders
49 Can you not be yourself for five minutes..... FOR FIVE MINUTES?! - Shrek 2

I remember watching that scene when I was little. It was funny! πŸ˜‚

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1. 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? - Roxanne
2. Is it true that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother? - Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
3. If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. - Gleaming the Cube
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1. If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. - Gleaming the Cube
2. Is it true that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother? - Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
3. Bull****. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. - Full Metal Jacket
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